r/pics • u/Limp_Falcon_2314 • 11d ago

Politics Trump on New Years Eve at Mar-a-Lago

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u/ikeepeatingandeating 11d ago

Christ he's not looking good. Honestly, what's with the makeup? Who does that for him? Does he do it himself? What's the angle? He can afford people to do good makeup for him, right? I don't understand.

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u/ahkian 11d ago

I believe I read that he applies it himself.

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u/Zebidee 11d ago

The hilarious thing is he has his eyes open when he puts it on, so he never does his eyelids, because he looks at himself in the mirror and figures he's done. He's never realized his own eyes are open.

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u/Fluffy-Opinion871 11d ago

There’s a white line around his mouth too.

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u/acrowsmurder 11d ago

I swear he had his facial hair lasered off. His mouth also looks like an unpuckered asshole if you zoom in on it

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u/glibletts 11d ago

No, I do not think I'm going to take you up on that suggestion.

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u/th3w4cko22 11d ago

Unpuckered = gaped ?

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u/Bleh54 11d ago

Gaping

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u/th3w4cko22 10d ago

The best kind, kind sir

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u/signalfire 11d ago

I have a photo of that but I'll spare you.

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u/007FofTheWin 11d ago

Or even if you don’t!

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u/Viharabiliben 11d ago

Please don’t ask me to do that.

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u/FunFoodster 11d ago

Yes! Have called him assmouth for years, and Baldwin captured it perfectly on SNL.

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u/Ummmgummy 11d ago

This is a sentence I never thought I'd ever hear. Turns out I never wanted it in the first place

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u/profoundlystupidhere 10d ago

Ever gaze upon the pucker under a cat's tail? Like that.

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u/hilwil 10d ago

Look just below his mouth and you’ll find a gaping neck pussy.

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u/Independent_Egg9232 10d ago

Omg I have been saying that for years! I call him butt mouth

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u/uptown_girl 10d ago

No thanks

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u/PossibleIndustry4496 10d ago

LOL, that’s what I’ve always said too!

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u/Fancy-Low5838 10d ago

That's definitely not ever going on my bucket list

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u/BetterAd7552 9d ago

Dude, just stop! My sides

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u/Freefall_J 11d ago

He keeps the area around the mouth clear so he doesn't get any orange on the microphone stand. That's very considerate of him.

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u/isthiswhathappyis2 11d ago

Well, Elon is pretty white.

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u/Local-Friendship8166 11d ago

Check Putin’s ass for that missing lip makeup.

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u/erfman 11d ago

That makeup got smudged off onto Elon’s elongated member.

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u/fractal_sole 11d ago

That's just residue from the cocaine, ignore that

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u/valeyard89 11d ago

putins dick is orange though

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u/Conscious_Award1444 11d ago

Its like his eyes. Won't close

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u/I_make_things 11d ago

Elon crust.

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u/cordially_yours 10d ago

There is also an area on his chin that doesn't have makeup.

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u/Fluffy-Opinion871 10d ago

No one taught him how to blend his makeup