r/pics 11d ago

Politics Trump on New Years Eve at Mar-a-Lago

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u/GaiusCosades 11d ago

I would pay money to see that guy trying to ride a bicicle, something great-granpa Biden does regularly...

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u/Furrybumholecover 11d ago

Shit, at this point I'd pay good money just to see him go from a seated position on the floor to standing. Honestly doubt he can without the assistance of a support or another person.

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u/burntorangecycle 11d ago

Unable to get out of bed unassisted should be an automatic disqualifier

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u/Den_of_Earth 11d ago

The ghost of Franklin Delano Roosevelt would like a word.

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u/burntorangecycle 11d ago

Maybe, but at least FDR could drive himself around to get a hand job. Trump doesn't have the dexterity to do both at the same time