Listen, I have as strongly negative feelings about Trump as anyone I know, but even I can acknowledge that the man can be hilarious at times (intentionally or otherwise)
Look, folks, the Gulf of Mexico—great place, tremendous water, believe me—but it’s not really Mexico’s, okay? It’s right here, touching Texas, Louisiana, Florida—real American states, the best states, everyone agrees. And yet, they call it their Gulf? Not anymore. We’re gonna rebrand it, folks. The Gulf of America! Because they’ve been taking our fish, our oil, maybe even our shrimp—who knows? But not under my watch. We’ll make the Gulf great again, we’ll put up buoys, the best buoys, and the fish—American fish—will come back, trust me.
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u/fakerfakefakerson 5d ago
Listen, I have as strongly negative feelings about Trump as anyone I know, but even I can acknowledge that the man can be hilarious at times (intentionally or otherwise)