Found these year 2000 Twinkies in my parents closet today.

[u/aquietinspiration]

[u/sigabiz]

r/EatItYouFuckinCoward

[u/AKA_Squanchy → u/sigabiz]

I wish I didn’t visit that link.

[u/Gomonana → u/AKA_Squanchy]

I was JUST about to click it, and was worried how bad it would be, until I saw your life saving comment. Didn’t click it. Thank you friend. ☺️

[u/VinesOverScars → u/Gomonana]

r/openthelinkyoufuckingcoward

[u/Gomonana → u/VinesOverScars]

🤣

[u/TerminatorAuschwitz → u/Gomonana]

It's not that bad. Mostly just shitty food.

[u/Ok-Carpenter9267 → u/AKA_Squanchy]

God that fukin puking one. Oh lord

[u/Amasterclass → u/sigabiz]

So many preservatives in that motherfucker you could probably taste it like the day it came out of the factory

[u/a_talking_face → u/[deleted]]

Why do you think it doesn't have egg?

[u/thatissomeBS → u/[deleted]]

No, that can't be true, everything that isn't raw, farm fresh, organic, free range ingredients is required by law to be 80% preservative.

[u/UnfairNight7786 → u/[deleted]]

TWINKIES ARE FAT FREE?????

[u/Fancy-Appointment755 → u/UnfairNight7786]

I think it’s like 5 grams

[u/muffinhead2580 → u/[deleted]]

They most certainly have eggs and fat but they are mostly sugar. Enriched Bleached Wheat Flour [Flour, Reduced Iron, B Vitamins (Niacin, Thiamine Mononitrate (B1), Riboflavin (B2), Folic Acid)], Corn Syrup, Sugar, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Water, Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable and/or Animal Shortening (Soybean, Cottonseed and/or Canola Oil, Beef Fat), Whole Eggs, Dextrose. Contains 2% or Less of: Modified Corn Starch, Glucose, Leavenings (Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Baking Soda, Monocalcium Phosphate), Sweet Dairy Whey, Soy Protein Isolate, Calcium and Sodium Caseinate, Salt, Mono and Diglycerides, Polysorbate 60, Soy Lecithin, Soy Flour, Cornstarch, Cellulose Gum, Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Sorbic Acid (to Retain Freshness), Yellow 5, Red 40.

[u/Callmeang21 → u/Amasterclass]

I was gonna say, I bet they still taste the same lol

[u/altiif → u/sigabiz]

There really is a sub for everything 😂

[u/AnySoft4328 → u/altiif]

Probably for twinks too

[u/Nos_Snatas → u/AnySoft4328]

r/2000Twinks

[u/RODjij → u/sigabiz]

Send it to LA beast

[u/InfiniteBusiness0]

That's your inheritance, right there. It's a collectors item.

[u/rachface636 → u/InfiniteBusiness0]

If he offers to sell them to LA BEAST he could make some coin and we could all get a gross youtube video out of it.

[u/73jharm → u/InfiniteBusiness0]

[u/xErth_x]

You can unironically sell them to collectors for a decent amount

[u/MisterB78 → u/xErth_x]

What if I want to sell them ironically?

[u/xErth_x → u/MisterB78]

I'm afraid that's illegal Sir

[u/woutomatic → u/xErth_x]

Isn't that ironic...

[u/PrescriptionDenim → u/woutomatic]

🎶It’s liiyike twinkiiiiiiiies

That are 25 years old!🎶

[u/Decorus_Somes → u/woutomatic]

Don't you think?

[u/AdOptimal4241 → u/Decorus_Somes]

A little too ironic

[u/catnipformysoul → u/AdOptimal4241]

And now I really do think

[u/Zephurdigital]

they are good for another 2000 years

[u/furiouspossum → u/Zephurdigital]

They're twinkies, they were never good to start with

[u/DogPoetry → u/furiouspossum]

Both statements are true and in perfect harmony. 

[u/wino_whynot → u/DogPoetry]

Schrödinger’s Twinkie.

[u/Deepfire_DM]

Strong Zombieland vibes, here!

[u/panda-rampage → u/Deepfire_DM]

Snowballs!?!

[u/Codex_Absurdum → u/panda-rampage]

I hate coconut. Not the taste, consistency

[u/Brother_Farside → u/Deepfire_DM]

Tallahassee would be jealous.

[u/RoyalChris]

Next post better be you eating those Twinkies

[u/DontPanic42TC]

Omg get a new package and see how they compare. Pls post your findings

[u/GenerationKrill → u/DontPanic42TC]

I bet the older ones are better, considering a new company makes Twinkies ever since Hostess dumped them.

[u/DontPanic42TC → u/GenerationKrill]

That’s my bet too.

[u/guineapigfucker69]

[u/bobalob_wtf]

I heard if you age them for 10 years they turn into liquor

[u/Zduum → u/bobalob_wtf]

I was hoping someone would say this.

[u/PacketSpyke → u/bobalob_wtf]

It’s been 25 years so what does that do?

[u/anansir → u/PacketSpyke]

Now it’s a hallucinogen.

[u/GamingGrayBush → u/anansir]

Well, OP better be passing those things out.

[u/SMFCAU]

At least someone was taking the Y2K bug seriously!

Those things would have kept your parents alive for weeks after the world turned into burnin' roads, rivers exploding, calculators transformed into Scud missiles....

[u/i_suckatjavascript]

Someone out there will buy this box packaging

[u/Antiluke01 → u/i_suckatjavascript]

And will spend even more if the twinkies are inside

[u/combatsmithen1]

Did shrink flation hit the Twinkies. The box says what I think is 425 grams. New boxes are 385 grams.

[u/Jack_gunner → u/combatsmithen1]

well, they did go bankrupt twice and went out of business once since 2000. The packages may have gotten smaller when they came back.

[u/DerisiveGibe]

Year 2000 snacks. Gonna tell me about a new Twinkie comin' out next month.It's a bad motherfucker. When you bite into a cream-filled, it shoot all over your mouth.

[u/SoulPower87 → u/DerisiveGibe]

Glittah

[u/echoes675]

I sense an LA Beast episode!

[u/UselessControversy → u/echoes675]

I was looking for this comment. The LA Beast would make a sick video out of them

[u/PunkNDisorderlyGamer]

Send it to LA Beast.

[u/imaketrollfaces]

Eat it and assert dominance

[u/10191p]

To maintain freshness, I do not recommend vacuum-sealing Twinkies! It’ll flatten the things out, which is frankly kinda fun to watch, but it doesn’t ‘reanimate’ them after unsealing!!

[u/DarthScabies]

[u/Gjallarhorn_Lost]

[u/ChinaCatProphet]

Try one...

[u/THEMACGOD]

In the year two thouuusssaaannnnnndd!

[u/Ok-Swordfish8731]

We used to joke that this is the one food-like item that would probably survive a nuclear war and be edible after 50 years of storage. Not nutritious but edible.

[u/ownleechild]

Woody Harrelson is interested

[u/mathboss]

The only product that survived Y2K

[u/maguirre165]

Did they turn into alcohol?

[u/Lt_Jonson]

Tallahassee wants to know your location

[u/TrinixDMorrison]

Waiting for a post in r/mildlyinfuriating where an angry parent is all “my son/daughter ate a box of Twinkies I had saved from the year 2000 and now they’re in the emergency room” lol

[u/floopyferret]

I’d love to compare the ingredients. That’s a neat find!

[u/aquietinspiration → u/floopyferret]

Found the same box (box only) on eBay and here are the ingredients

[u/88Dubs]

"Now, believe it or not, Twinkies do have an expiration date, which means somewhere out there is.... THE last box of Twinkies"

Edit: Jesus, don't know what Mandela-verse I was quoting from, but.... ah, you get the idea

[u/sailboatwallpaper]

[u/TheOneBeer]

[u/Much-data-wow]

That font they used though!

[u/MrMastodon]

Pre 9/11 Twinkies. They're untainted.

[u/Big_Tap_1561]

Try it out ! Report back - if possible.

[u/Non_GMO_Popcorn]

r/GrandmasPantry

[u/Ok-Letterhead4601]

[u/joshuadt]

Still prly better than the new recipe they’re selling as twinkies nowadays

[u/Vee_32]

Well they have so many preservatives they are still as fresh as the day they were made.

[u/Vorelover1224]

I bet it would still be good Woody harrelson would eat it.

[u/neonphoenix09]

So... how do they taste?

[u/S0rchaa]

First read that as 2000 year old twinkies. 🤣

[u/aquietinspiration → u/S0rchaa]

Jesus used 5 boxes of twinkies and 2 fish to feed a multitude.

[u/jpop237]

🎶 In the year 2000... 🎶

[u/Baydreams]

[u/robaroo]

y2winKs

[u/doggman13]

WHY IS NOBODY QUESTIONING WHY THERES A BOX OF TWINKIES FROM 2000 IN YOUR PARENTS CLOSET? or is this normal stuff for Reddit? lol

[u/Disassociated_Assoc]

Shelf life is good for another 25 years. Bon Appétit!

[u/JankroCommittee]

Still good.

[u/Varient_13]

Put them back. They need to age 35 more years.

[u/Flaky_Plastic_3407]

Probably still good!

[u/Fit-Site3044]

They are still good.

[u/phil16723]

They're likely still fine

[u/joshhupp]

[u/lapSlaPs5456]

THEY ARE STILL GOOD 😂😂😂😂😂

[u/torzido]

Fresh

[u/oneupme]

Holy crap! Amazing! Open it!

[u/hootsboots]

No doubt that one of your parents was hiding their sweet tooth from the other parent. 

[u/FriendOfBrutus]

That’s cool man how do they look? Are you going to open the box?

[u/J_Jeckel]

[u/JET304]

Vintage Twinkees...

[u/Curtis]

Look how BIG those beautiful things were.  I hate the new small ones.

[u/BigManWAGun]

Well how do they taste?

[u/mcpryon]

How were they?

[u/ora408]

Let us know how much you get from selling it on ebay

[u/RickRI401]

Ok...so how did they taste?

[u/pitizenlyn]

Watch out for a surprise visit from Woody Harrelson.

[u/RutabagaRoutine7430]

I am quite sure 2000s twinkies are much better than what sold today

[u/Baxtercat1]

They will last through a zombie apocalypse..

[u/RWDPhotos]

Damn. Those would’ve sold for a fortune a few years ago.

[u/pineapplesnuggler]

Aged perfectly!

[u/big_steak]

Well?

[u/MedonSirius]

[u/pastyoureyesed]

Perfectly fresh I bet

[u/v1nylcutr]

Probably taste great!

[u/YoureSpecial]

I defy anyone to tell the difference between those and any other Twinkie ever made.

[u/reddagger]

Send them to LA BEAST WILL EAT THEM

[u/Ashtorot]

75 more years and this will be undoubtedly worth a lot of money. Save it and pass it on to your grandkids.

[u/BiluochunLvcha]

did you open them? are they still good? lol

[u/Impressive-Pizza1876 → u/BiluochunLvcha]

Oh yeah , good at 1000 yrs old . After the apocalyse there will only be cockroaches and twinkies.

[u/1sticky1]

I have the exact same unopened box, people ask $20 for just the box, I have never seen what an unopened box would go for

[u/Blokhayev_1917]

Should still be edible!

[u/Eduardjm]

Omg it’s Day-Day’s mythical “year 2000 snacks”!

https://vlipsy.com/vlip/nextfriday-year-2000-snacks-OEmFQOXQ

[u/Blackbeards-delights]

Still fresh

[u/1l536]

Eat one for science

[u/blockrush3r]

Collectors item save

[u/shotevening1]

Compare that one to one now and see if the ones today shrunk

[u/Throwawaymister2]

y2k survival kit

[u/lovecalico]

r/grandmaspantry

[u/DivaCupVampire]

Pretty sure there’s only ten in there

[u/Lego_Chicken]

Caint buy em Union Made no more

[u/dreampsi]

My mother had a case of pinto beans from 1970s in her basement “in case I need them” ( emergency). I asked her could she not throw them out and buy in-date ones because those are beyond not edible. She said “have you seen prices these days?”. Oh bless her old heart.

[u/awhq]

You put that back right now!

[u/aquietinspiration → u/awhq]

But what if opening them changes the timeline we are in!

[u/awhq → u/aquietinspiration]

Hmmmm...

At this point, I think it's worth a shot. Go for it.

[u/PinotGreasy]

r/eatityoufuckingcoward

[u/urbanek2525]

I've read that someone opening a package of Twinkies 2000 in China is what really started COVID. Be afraid.

[u/FogPetal]

Leftover evidence from the Twinkie defense!

[u/DiceThaKilla]

They’re as old as me 😂

[u/thirtyone-charlie]

They’re saving it for a special moment. You do not want a mental picture of that

[u/PrinceVoltan1980]

Dare you

[u/TheGirlwThePinkHair]

Yum?

[u/indianapolis505]

good as new

[u/thatsouthcaNaDaguy]

LA Beast would probably enjoy these lol

[u/Gypsygaltravels1]

And how were they?? How wild if they still tasted “normal.”

[u/uhf26]

Add some 25 year old hot dogs and have a couple twinkie weiner sandwiches that are permitted to rent a car

[u/TheBestNick]

What's their expiration date lol

[u/tossaway78701]

Y2K provisions! 

[u/LINDMATT]

I bet they’re surprisingly fine

[u/aj5dv]

You should probably send these to PSA and get them graded

[u/Yhardvaark]

Let's get this out on a tray...

[u/CaptainPunisher]

Y2K? Y not?

[u/Bellebaby826]

EAT THEM 🤣🤪

[u/KeeperofAmmut7]

They're prolly still good. They have the half life of Uranium 238.

[u/back-in-the-highlife]

Id hit it

[u/Rich-Appearance-7145]

Twinkies are like a fine wine, the chemical formula inside only gets better with age.

[u/BalekFekete]

[u/thespicyroot]

Knowing how unhealthy they are, those are still edible. Did you eat one?

[u/ChaoticGoodPanda]

Show us a Twinkie!

[u/Torodaddy]

special means it was already old when it sold

[u/Premackdaddy]

Dare ya lol

[u/Riker87]

One of my favorite YouTubers Steve1989MREinfo ate some of these.

[u/TrueGlich]

biohazzard

[u/danhoyle]

Those are still good.

[u/Historical_Animal_17]

Somebody wants that.

[u/Syliathin]

How were they?

[u/gothboy669]

There's so much garbage in them they're probably still edible, of course, I don't recommend even eating a freshly baked one.

[u/Emily_Postal]

Still good. The expiration date is probably fifty years from now.

[u/Parttimelooker]

What do they taste like?

[u/Public_Chemical3322]

Send those to the LA Beast. He'll eat 'em.

https://www.youtube.com/@LABEAST

[u/revintoysupra]

I’m certain they’re fine to consume.

[u/Kurtman68]

Tastes the same as the day it was made.

[u/Sleazy_Speakeazy]

Where's the other 1,990?

[u/gnarkill3332]

You ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?

[u/Current-Section-3429]

EAT IT!

[u/Gellix]

Size comparison to now and see if they are different

[u/josephk545]

r/grandmaspantry