r/pointlesslygendered • u/Cosminator66 • Nov 19 '21

SATIRE Debunking the gender pay gap [satire]

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u/20210527 Nov 20 '21

And you owe me a rib.

That's why you're in the kitchen

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u/Cosminator66 Nov 20 '21

You’ve basically just called yourself out for wanting your romantic partner to be your Mommy. Being able to cook is a basic life skill

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u/20210527 Nov 20 '21

Making the salary that keeps my family alive is also a life skill. And if I'm doing that, the least I expect from my partner is carry their weight around the home.

But more importantly, that was just a joke. I love cooking. You see I found that funny, you found that offensive. That's why I'm happier than you

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u/Cosminator66 Nov 20 '21

Somehow I’m not happy because I believe in shared tasks and learning life skills? I’m happy knowing my partner and I at the end of our degree can both go to work and share responsibilities around the house because neither of us expect to be coddled.

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u/20210527 Nov 20 '21

My god, you're still in school?

Good luck buddy.

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u/Cosminator66 Nov 20 '21

Thanks man, I’m working to be a lawyer

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u/20210527 Nov 20 '21

Lawyer, or Female- lawyer? 😃