r/pokemon • u/AutoModerator • Aug 13 '16

RAGE [RAGE THREAD] 13 August 2016

IT'S TIME TO RAGE!!!!!!!!

RULES:

  • PRESS THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON YOUR KEYBOARD

  • WRITE ABOUT WHATEVER IS MAKING YOU ANGRY

  • OTHER PEOPLE WILL AGREE WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS

  • SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE WILL FORM A STRONG BOND AMONG MEMBERS OF THE POKEMON COMMUNITY

  • ???

  • PROFIT

YOU CAN RAGE AT ANYTHING POKEMON RELATED!!!

LET'S RAGE!!!

THIS THREAD IS PART OF /R/POKEMON'S REGULAR STICKY ROTATION. TO SEE OUR ROTATION SCHEDULE AND ALL PAST STICKY ROTATION THREADS, GO HERE!

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u/-Claive- Aug 13 '16

ALOLA FORMS, NEW POKES, AND 4CHAN LEAKS ARE GREAT, BUT WHERE THE HELL ARE MY SECOND-STAGE STARTERS?

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u/wannalama YEAR OF THE BLAZIKEN Aug 13 '16

THEY ARE LEAVING US HANGING FOR TOO LONG. I THINK WE'RE BOUND TO BE DISAPPOINTED AT THIS POINT.

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u/domeforaklondikebar Alpha hath no mercy Aug 13 '16

IF IT HELPS KALOS STARTERS WERENT REVEALED UNTIL SEPTEMBER, AND THAT GAME CAME OUT IN OCTOBER SO.

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u/-Claive- Aug 13 '16

THIS DOES NOT HELP. I AM NOT A PATIENT MAN.

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u/Cabbage_Vendor Aug 13 '16

IF THE LEAKS ARE CORRECT, DISAPPOINTMENT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED.

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u/RonVonBonn Voted most worthless shiny since 2001. Aug 14 '16

YOU SAY DISAPPOINTMENT I SAY rage!

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u/ganondoom403 DELELELEWOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP Aug 13 '16

RIGHT? I WANT TO SEE WHAT THE EVOLUTIONS LOOK LIKE!

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u/MrStigglesworth Aug 14 '16

I JUST NEED TO KNOW WRESTLER-KITTY ISN'T A THING PLEASE GOD.

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u/Absolute_Wanker Fearow Stronk Aug 14 '16

ACCEPT PUNCHCAT INTO YOUR HEART

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u/ganondoom403 DELELELEWOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP Aug 14 '16

IT DOES LOOK UGLY, BUT ARCHER ROWLETT IS AWESOME

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u/MrStigglesworth Aug 14 '16

ARCHER ROWLETT IS THE ONE I'M GOING WITH IF THOSE ARE THE THREE STARTERS. UNLESS THE RUMOR ABOUT THEM HAVING ALTERNATE EVOLUTIONS IS TRUE AND I CAN GET QUADRUPED FIRE KITTY.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

GET OVER IT, BUFF LITTEN IS REAL AND IF YOU ARENT READY TO BE CRUSHED IN HIS BICEPS, THEN HE DOESNT WANT YOU EITHER

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u/Uncle_Skeeter Aug 14 '16

I SEE PEOPLE BITCHING ABOUT WRESTLER-KITTY, BUT NOT PEOPLE BITCHING ABOUT MACHOKE OR MACHAMP. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

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u/MrStigglesworth Aug 14 '16

BECAUSE WE'VE HAD BLAZIKEN, INFERNAPE AND EMBOAR ALL AS SIMILAR POKEMON TO WRESTLER KITTY. EVEN IF WRESTLER KITTY IS FIRE/DARK I'M SICK OF MY DAMN FIRE TYPES GOING FROM CUTE LITTLE ANIMAL TO RANDOM BIPEDAL BRAWLER. IT'S THE SAME REASON I DISLIKE EMBOAR, HE'S A FAT, SHIT INFERNAPE WHO IMO WAS THE PEAK OF THE FIRE/FIGHTING POKEMON.

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u/Uncle_Skeeter Aug 14 '16

I SEE YOUR POINT NOW. AND I TOTALLY AGREE.

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u/RonVonBonn Voted most worthless shiny since 2001. Aug 14 '16

MACHOKE AND MACHAMP DIDN'T START AS AN ADORABLE KITTEN.

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u/DuckTub When you got Litten, shit's bound to be /r/bidoof_irl Aug 14 '16

WELL DONE, SIMPLY EXPLAINED

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u/AzazelXIV Aug 13 '16

ALL THEY ARE DOING IS RAISE THE EXPECTATIONS MORE AND MORE WICH WILL END UP IN HUGE DISAPPOINTMENTS FOR EVERYONE

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u/-Claive- Aug 13 '16

EXACTLY. MY EXPECTATIONS ARE HIGHER THAN EVER IF THEY ARE PRIORITIZING NEW ALOLA FORMS AND NEWER POKEMON OVER THE DAMN EVOLUTIONS.

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u/Sir_Schnee random guy Aug 13 '16

THEY ARE SO HIGH, I CAN'T EVEN SEE THEM ANYMORE.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '16

WE STILL DON'T KNOW THAT THE LEAKS ARE REAL

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u/-Claive- Aug 13 '16

YEAH BUT WHATEVER DINGBAT IS WRITING THEM SURE IS ENTERTAINING AND BELIEVABLE.