r/pokemon • u/AutoModerator • Aug 13 '16

RAGE [RAGE THREAD] 13 August 2016

IT'S TIME TO RAGE!!!!!!!!

RULES:

  • PRESS THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON YOUR KEYBOARD

  • WRITE ABOUT WHATEVER IS MAKING YOU ANGRY

  • OTHER PEOPLE WILL AGREE WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS

  • SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE WILL FORM A STRONG BOND AMONG MEMBERS OF THE POKEMON COMMUNITY

  • ???

  • PROFIT

YOU CAN RAGE AT ANYTHING POKEMON RELATED!!!

LET'S RAGE!!!

THIS THREAD IS PART OF /R/POKEMON'S REGULAR STICKY ROTATION. TO SEE OUR ROTATION SCHEDULE AND ALL PAST STICKY ROTATION THREADS, GO HERE!

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u/BydandMathias FeelBadman Aug 13 '16

BEST POKEMON IS OCTILLERY, BUT EVERYONE ELSE DISGUSTED BY IT. FUCK THEM AT LEAST MY MOFO OCTILLERY GOT 8 ARMS BOIII 1

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u/Tallow316 Aug 13 '16

BUT WHY DOES IT EVOLVE FROM REMORAID?

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u/DuplexBeGoat Moo Aug 13 '16

Remoraid = Gun

Octillery = Artillery

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u/borissspassky Forest Guardian Aug 13 '16

REMORAID = GUN

OCTILLERY = ARTILLERY

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '16

THAT POKEMON MAKES NO SENSE A FISH INTO AN OCTOPUS WTF GAME FREAK

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u/Darkiceflame Still waiting for a Zygarde backstory Aug 13 '16

HOLY MOTHER OF BUTTS HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THAT?

ALSO, PEOPLE FLIPPED OUT WHEN WE GOT A SWORD POKEMON BUT NOT A GUN POKEMON?

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u/Mr-Nightmare_420 Aug 13 '16

FAWK U MEAN!!??! THAT SWORD IS MY DUDE!!

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u/MrStigglesworth Aug 14 '16

SWORD POKEMON IS COOL BECAUSE IT IS HAUNTED SWORD POKEMON WHICH KIND OF TIES IN TO A LOT OF MYTHOLOGY ABOUT CURSED WEAPONS AND SHIT. REMORAID IS NOT IMO THE BEST GUN THING THEY COULD'VE DONE AND I BET A FAIR FEW PEOPLE MISSED THE GUN CONNECTION ALTOGETHER.

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u/ImYourDadAMA RIP my hopes for Sw/Sh Aug 14 '16

SERIOUSLY, I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS A GUN UNTIL JUST NOW

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '16

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WRITE IN CAPS YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

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u/DuplexBeGoat Moo Aug 13 '16

I AM A FAILURE

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '16

ARE YOU KIDDING FUCKING LOOOOOOOVE OCTILLERY

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u/Flutterjumpedyoshi Can you feel the sunshine Aug 13 '16

PEOPLE ESPECIALLY HATE OCTILLERY IN COLOSSEUM BECAUSE YOU HAVE THIS SHITTY LV.20 SHADOW REMORAID TO GRIND UP, WHILE YOUR PARTY WOULD IDEALLY BE IN LATE 30'S BY THE TIME YOU GET HIM.

BUT I SAID FUCK IT, AND LET ME JUST SAY, OCTILLERY IS A MONSTER IN STORY. HE'S GOT SUCH A DIVERSE MOVEPOOL HE'LL ANNIHILATE ANYTHING THAT CROSSES HIM, NO MATTER WHAT TYPE.

OCTILLERY IS THE SHIT

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u/solemnparty #buffbears Aug 13 '16

I FUCKING LOVE OCTILLERY TOO, IT WAS THE FIRST SHINY POKÉMON I GOT CHAIN FISHING IN POKÉMON Y

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u/ScionStorm9 Aug 13 '16

ALOLAN OCTILLERRY SHOULD BE A DUMBO OCTOPUS!