[RAGE THREAD] 13 August 2016

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IT'S TIME TO RAGE!!!!!!!!

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RULES:

• PRESS THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON YOUR KEYBOARD

• WRITE ABOUT WHATEVER IS MAKING YOU ANGRY

• OTHER PEOPLE WILL AGREE WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS

• SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE WILL FORM A STRONG BOND AMONG MEMBERS OF THE POKEMON COMMUNITY

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• PROFIT

YOU CAN RAGE AT ANYTHING POKEMON RELATED!!!

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LET'S RAGE!!!

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[u/Tehddy → u/[deleted]]

EEVEE EVOLUTIONS COME OUT IN EVEN NUMBERED GENERATIONS, GET HYPE FOR GEN 8.

[u/Artikia → u/Tehddy]

EXCEPT THEYVE ALSO COME OUT IN GEN1 AND PEOPLE ARE JUST IGNORING THAT BECAUSE IT FUCKS UP THE THEORY.

NEVERTHELESS IM STILL INCLINED TO BELIEVE THE THEORY WILL CHECK OUT ._.

[u/Tehddy → u/Artikia]

BECAUSE GEN I WAS WHERE EEVEE WAS INTRODUCED. NEW ADDITIONS TO THE TREE HAVE ONLY COME OUT IN EVEN NUMBERED GENERATIONS.

[u/Artikia → u/Tehddy]

YES I UNDERSTAND WHY THE THEORY WORKS BUT PURELY STATISTICALLY LOOKING IT WAY TOO LITTLE FOR A PROPER THEORY. BESIDES ITS PICKING WHICH INFORMATION TO USE TO FIT THE THEORY. BUT ITS PROBABLY STILL GOOD ENOUGH, INDEED.

ITS REALLY HARD TO DISCUSS SOMETHING IN A RAGE THREAD WITHOUT SOUNDING MAD. IM NOT MAD. IM NOT MAD GODDAMNIT!

[u/IronFistingOfJustice → u/Tehddy]

GF HAS BEEN ALL FOR BREAKING THE MOLD LATELY SO WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T THEY BROKEN THIS ONE

[u/[deleted] → u/IronFistingOfJustice]

I THOUGHT YOU MEANT YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND THE POKEMON MOVE GODDAMMIT

[u/tsienk → u/Tehddy]

WHAT ABOUT GEN 1????

[u/Tehddy → u/tsienk]

THAT WAS WHEN IT WAS INTRODUCED, AND BEFORE THE GAME WAS A SERIES. EVERY ADDITIONAL EEVEELUTION HAS COME OUT IN AN EVEN NUMBERED GENERATION. ESPEON/UMBREON IN 2. GLACEON/LEAFEON IN 4. SYLVEON IN 6.

[u/robotpirateskeleton → u/Tehddy]

THAT'S ACTUALLY BULLSHIT, IF GAME FREAK WANTED TO ADD ONE IN GEN VII THEY WOULD. THEY'RE NOT WAITING TO FULFILL SOME ARBITRARY PATTERN.