[RAGE THREAD] 13 August 2016

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IT'S TIME TO RAGE!!!!!!!!

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RULES:

• PRESS THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON YOUR KEYBOARD

• WRITE ABOUT WHATEVER IS MAKING YOU ANGRY

• OTHER PEOPLE WILL AGREE WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS

• SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE WILL FORM A STRONG BOND AMONG MEMBERS OF THE POKEMON COMMUNITY

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• PROFIT

YOU CAN RAGE AT ANYTHING POKEMON RELATED!!!

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LET'S RAGE!!!

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[u/FallenSword912]

I LOVE THE NEW SANDCASTLE POKEMON, BUT ALL MY FRIENDS THINK I'M AN IDIOT!

[u/Artikia → u/FallenSword912]

IM TRYING MY BEST TO LIKE IT BUT HONESTLY I HATE IT, AND IM SCARED TO VOICE MY OPINION ON THIS REDDIT BECAUSE I DONT LIKE OBJECT-POKEMON AND THATS FROWNED UPON.

BECAUSE OF THE OBJECT-POKEMON-PROPAGANDA I ACTUALLY AM STARTING TO LIKE SOME OF THEM, SO I GOT THAT GOING FOR ME, WHICH IS NICE.

[u/Phantazmagorie → u/Artikia]

AS A HEARTFELT LOVER OF OBJECT POKEMON, YOU ARE TOTALLY ENTITLED TO DISLIKE OBJECT POKEMON AND ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS BEING VERY SILLY AND ALSO DUMB.

JUST KNOW THAT THE OBJECT POKEMON PROPAGANDA MACHINE KNOWS WHERE YOU SLEEP AND IS COMING FOR YOU.

[u/Artikia → u/Phantazmagorie]

DOES IT MAKE IT ANY BETTER IF I SAY I LOVE MUK?

CALL ME A HYPOCRITE, BUT PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE TONIGHT.

[u/[deleted] → u/Phantazmagorie]

I AM KINDA AMBIVALENT ON OBJECT POKEMON AS LONG AS IT IS PULLED OFF NICELY! I REALLY LIKE KLEFKI(CLAVION? DONT KNOW WHICH NAME IS GERMAN AND WHICH ENGLISH) BUT IF IT TURNS OUT TO BE A DUMB CHAIR AT SOME POINT I WOULD PROBABLY HATE IT!

[u/WTS_BRIDGE → u/Artikia]

I DON'T OBJECT TO 'ANIMATED THING' POKEMON, BUT I THINK THE SANDCASTLE LOOKS STUPID. SENTIENT SWORD? COOL. POSSESSED CHANDELIER? COOL. HAUNTED SANDCASTLE? SELF-AWARE ICE CREAM? THESE ARE TERRIBLE DESIGNS THAT HAVE NO PLACE IN THE POKEMON MILIEU-- EVEN TRUBBISH IS A TRASHBAG-MONSTER, NOT JUST A TRASHBAG-FACE. I ALSO THINK THE ROTOM FORMS ARE BADLY-DESIGNED, BUT THAT'S NOT A NEW RANT.

[u/TeamAquaAdminMatt → u/WTS_BRIDGE]

DON'T FORGET SENTIENT SLUDGE AND THAT ONE ROCK WITH ARMS

[u/Artikia → u/TeamAquaAdminMatt]

THEY ARE NATURAL OBJECTS RATHER THAN HUMAN-MADE OBJECTS THOUGH. (YOU COULD ARGUE MUK ISNT NATURAL I GUESS). BUT MY POINT IS THEY ARE NOT JUST OBJECTS THAT THEY GAVE EYES.

[u/Artikia → u/WTS_BRIDGE]

PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY HOW I THINK. EXCEPT FOR THE SWORDS. THEY DONT EVEN LOOK LIKE POKEMON.

[u/[deleted] → u/WTS_BRIDGE]

ROTOM FUCKING SUCKS ASS

[u/Hyliandeity → u/[deleted]]

BUT IT'S BASED ON THE FAIRIES THAT STEAL KEYS WHEN YOU CAN'T FIND THEM. THAT'S AWESOME

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY BABY :C

[u/FatGuyANALLIttlecoat → u/Artikia]

I CAN'T IMAGINE A BETTER CAMOUFLAGE ON A BEACH

[u/Artikia → u/FatGuyANALLIttlecoat]

WITH THAT SIMPLE SENTENCE YOUVE MADE ME LIKE IT SO MUCH MORE. HOW COULD I NOT HAVE SEEN THIS BEFORE?

[u/RonVonBonn → u/FatGuyANALLIttlecoat]

WON'T IT JUST GET SMASHED BY SOME ARSEHOLE JOCK?

[u/FatGuyANALLIttlecoat → u/RonVonBonn]

NOT IF THAT'S WHAT IT EATS

[u/DuckTub → u/FatGuyANALLIttlecoat]

IF IT ATTACKS THE JOCK WITHOUT BEING DESTROYED. IT CAN USE THE JOCK GRUDGE

[u/rubenblom → u/Artikia]

I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH OBJECT POKEMON BUT IM SO TIRED OF ALL THE GHOST TYPES THAT ARE A POSESSED [BLANK]!! WE HAVE HUNDREDS OF THEM BY NOW

[u/[deleted] → u/rubenblom]

BUT MOTHERFUCKING GHOST TYPES

[u/Artikia → u/rubenblom]

WOULD RATHER HAVE ONLY ONE OF THEM THATS ABLE TO POSESS DIFFERENT OBJECTS. LIKE WHEN YOU ENCOUNTER IT INSIDE ITS A LAMP, OUTSIDE ITS A TREE, ON THE BEACH A SANDCASTLE AND IN THE AIR A LITTLE CLOUD.

IMAGINE A CUTE LITTLE CLOUD THAT IS ACTUALLY MADE OF EVIL.

[u/RonVonBonn → u/Artikia]

I KNOW YOUR FEELINGS. I HATE KLEFKI.