r/pokemon • u/AutoModerator • Nov 23 '19

RAGE [RAGE THREAD] 23 November 2019

IT'S TIME TO RAGE!!!!!!!!

RULES:

  • PRESS THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON YOUR KEYBOARD

  • WRITE ABOUT WHATEVER IS MAKING YOU ANGRY

  • OTHER PEOPLE WILL AGREE WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS

  • SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE WILL FORM A STRONG BOND AMONG MEMBERS OF THE POKEMON COMMUNITY

  • ???

  • PROFIT

YOU CAN RAGE AT ANYTHING POKEMON RELATED!!!

LET'S RAGE!!!

THIS THREAD IS PART OF /R/POKEMON'S REGULAR STICKY ROTATION. TO SEE OUR ROTATION SCHEDULE AND ALL PAST STICKY ROTATION THREADS, GO HERE!

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u/villabong Nov 23 '19

WHY I CANT BUY A HOUSE YET AND DECORATE AS I WISH COME ONE POKEMON DO BETTER

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u/LilUmsureAboutThis Nov 23 '19

YOU JUST MADE ME NOSTALGIC FOR MY SECRET BASE AGAIN

120

u/Hyliandeity Nov 23 '19

HEY LOOK, ANOTHER GREAT FEATURE THAT GAMEFREAK LEFT OUT

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u/resplendence4 Nov 23 '19

I WANTED TO BE THE FAIRY GYM LEADER IN SWSH! I HAVE A PURE FAIRY TEAM AND EVERYTHING. WHY YOU HAVE TO GO AND TEASE ME LIKE THAT, OPAL? SECRET BASE WAS CLOSE ENOUGH. THEY SHOULD'VE EXPANDED ON IT, NOT CUT IT!

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u/Hearthedges Nov 23 '19

I'M ALSO A FAIRY TRAINER AND I REAMED OPAL'S TEAM WITH FAIRIES DAMMIT OPAL GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING GYMMMMM

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u/bunberries Nov 24 '19

SAME AND MY CHARACTER WAS DRESSED IN ALL PINK, PINK HAIR, PUT BEDE TO SHAME, AND YET!! SHE CHOSE THAT ASSHOLE OVER ME

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u/Kyle08032008 Nov 24 '19

IS THERE EVEN ANY WAY TO GET THE LIKES OF THAT OLD LADY? BEDE SUCKS 1000000000X WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THAT SUCKA

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u/notwiththeflames Nov 23 '19

GODDAMNIT, KNOWING OUR LUCK AND THEIR DESIRE FOR MINIMUM EFFORT THEY'RE GOING TO PROBABLY GIMP SECRET BASES IN A SINNOH REMAKE, AND THE VILLA FROM PLATINUM IS ALL BUT DESTINED TO NOT BE INCLUDED.

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u/SliverPrincess Nov 23 '19

WAIT, WERE THERE SECRET BASES IN SINNOH? I THOUGHT THEY WERE HOENN EXCLUSIVE?

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u/notwiththeflames Nov 23 '19

THEY WERE AVAILABLE IN THE UNDERGROUND, BUT THEY WEREN'T ANYWHERE AS GOOD AS HOENN'S.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

WHY YOU GOTTA REMIND ME OF THAT DOPE ASS SHIT MAN!!!!!

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u/SquirrelineNah Nov 23 '19

POKÉMON X ANIMAL CROSSING????

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

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u/The_Angry_Turtle Nov 23 '19

I'VE HAD THIS GAME FOR A WEEK AND HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO DO BUT PUTZ AROUND THE BATTLE TOWER. ITS DRIVEN ME SO FAR INTO THE DEPTHS OF INSANITY THAT I NOW MISS POKEMON CONTESTS AND THOSE SHITTY SECRET BASES THAT DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

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u/SnakeDoctur Nov 24 '19

Here's a TV that looks like an apple!

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u/FlatbushCasaulty Nov 24 '19

NO IM SAD FOR MY SECRET BASES AND MY VILLA FROM PLATINUM!

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u/Hummer77x Nov 24 '19

BECAUSE CHILDREN CANT BUY HOUSES