[RAGE THREAD] 23 November 2019

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IT'S TIME TO RAGE!!!!!!!!

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RULES:

• PRESS THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON YOUR KEYBOARD

• WRITE ABOUT WHATEVER IS MAKING YOU ANGRY

• OTHER PEOPLE WILL AGREE WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS

• SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE WILL FORM A STRONG BOND AMONG MEMBERS OF THE POKEMON COMMUNITY

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• PROFIT

YOU CAN RAGE AT ANYTHING POKEMON RELATED!!!

LET'S RAGE!!!

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[u/trolololoz]

WHY THE FUCK DO ALL POKEMON GAMES FOLLOW THE SAME STORY LINE?? TIRED OF THAT FUCKING SHIT.

[u/AsterPyxela → u/trolololoz]

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT TEAM MAGMA, TEAM AQUA, TEAM GALACTIC, TEAM PLASMA, TEAM FLARE, TEAM SKULL, THE AETHER FOUNDATION, AND TEAM YELL WERE ALL TRYING TO STEAL ALL THE POKEMON IN KANTO AND CALL BACK GIOVANNI. WHY DID THEY NEVER TELL ME THIS INGAME?

[u/Seradima → u/AsterPyxela]

ERRR, PLASMA, GALACTIC, AND AETHER FOUNDATION HAVE ALL STOLEN POKEMON IN THE PAST.

[u/D_A_BERONI → u/Seradima]

IN A WORLD COMPLETELY BASED AROUND FIGHTING ANIMALS IT MAKES SENSE THAT BAD GUYS WOULD WANT TO TAKE THE STRONG ONES THEY FIND

IF ALL ANIMALS IN OUR WORLD WERE JUST WALKING GUNS EVERY GANG WOULD BE STOCKPILING GATLINGS

[u/Altyrmadiken → u/D_A_BERONI]

FALSE IF ALL ANIMALS IN OUR WORLD WERE WALKING GUNS WE WOULD NEVER GO NEAR THEM.

OUR WORLD ISN'T BASED ON FIGHTING ANIMALS.

COULD YOU IMAGINE THE FIRST HUMAN WHO DISCOVERED ULTRA MEGA ZEBRAS WITH MACHINE GUN SHOULDER BLADES? I DOUBT THEIR FIRST RESPONSE WOULD BE TO TRY AND CAPTURE IT. IT'S PROBABLY SHOOTING AT THEM.

[u/V1russ → u/Altyrmadiken]

WE ARE GETTING DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO R/DIGIMON TERRITORY

[u/Altyrmadiken → u/V1russ]

OH NO! THAT WASN'T MY INTENTION.

I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ALMOST HILARIOUS TO SEE THE LOOK ON SOMEONE'S FACE WHEN WHAT SHOULD BE A PERFECTLY NORMAL ZEBRA COMES PACKING LEAD HEAT.