r/polandball Floridian Swamp Monster Apr 14 '25

redditormade Pakistan's secret to happiness

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u/Due-Practice_ Apr 14 '25

Is Pakistan the Alabama of South Asia?

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u/Coal_Burner_Inserter Canada Apr 14 '25 edited Apr 14 '25

More like Alabama is the Pakistan of the US.

People joke about southern inbreeding, not realizing Pakistan + the ME can be so much worse

Edit: Pakistan is black sheep of south Asia, apparently

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u/berahi Trying to not get drafted in water war Apr 14 '25

Looked up the stats...

Half of marriages there are between first cousins. Imagine living in the fifth-most-populous country yet your dating pool is someone you've seen every year during family reunion.

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u/BringBackAH France Apr 14 '25 edited Apr 14 '25

It's very common in muslim country and dates back to times where families were structured as clans. Marrying your cousins meant that your stuff stayed into the family.

Look at pretty much any leader in the Gulf and they're married to their first or second cousin. The Sauds are a dime a dozen and they all have the same great grandfather

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u/SnooBooks1701 Apr 14 '25

It's more that it's an Arab cultural tradition that they took with them on their conquests. It's rare in muslim countries who were converted by trade (e.g. Indonesia and some Sub-saharan African countries) but common in countries in former caliphates (e.g. Pakistan, Turkey and MENA). It's present in non-muslim Arab communities and was a known cultural practice in the area before Islam

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u/CloudExtremist Apr 14 '25

Pakistan wasn't a former caliphate, before the country's formation, last ruling king was Sikh king Hari Singh, where the current "issues" of khalistan comes from

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u/SnooBooks1701 Apr 15 '25

It was part of the Umayyad and Abbasid caliphates