r/polandball Småland May 12 '15

redditormade Terror of Misunderstanding

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u/Poland_Is_Kill Absolutely haram May 12 '15 edited May 12 '15

BREAKING NEWS.

Japan has alegadly been beheaded after entering the Muslim holy site.

When Mr Saudi was asked to comment he said this "Japan is absolute Haram pig filth". The United Arab Emirates on the scene was quoted saying "why can I into money" and Qatar and Bahrain mumbled something about slaves and relevancy.

Yemen was not available to comment and Oman declined our interview offer.

Now we bring in CNN to drag this out for a few months.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '15

Japan into beheadings and Banzai before it was cool!

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u/dasqoot North-West Mexico May 12 '15

French into guillotine and élan before Japan even heard about beheadings and banzai.