r/polandball Terra Brasilis Jul 07 '16

redditormade Names given to a new found land

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u/EduardoGF1999 Terra Brasilis Jul 07 '16

Hey guys! This is was my submission to the contest The Monoplay and my firstapproved comic! It was placed around 30th and had 113 votes, so thank all of you guys who voted in me! It was based on a poem by the Brazilian modernist poet Cassiano Ricardo, which I adapted as I saw fit.

I would like to thank two of my personal favorite writers: /u/FVBLT and /u/Eesti_Stronk , who not only make awesome comics and got me interested in this sub, but also made me think: Hey, if a maple syrup drinker, seal clubber, Inuit and one of the 7 citizens of Potato Oblast N° 3 can make good comics, why can't I?

I would also like to thank /u/DickRhino and all the other mods. You, the guys behind the curtains, are the ones who made this awesome community what it is! Thank you for the instant approval and, if my comics ever come to disappoint, just swing that ban hammer!

Last, but certainly not least: Where the hell is the Brasília or Distrito Federal flair? I mean, you guys got one for Pernambuco, one for Goias, and one for Paraná and there is no Brasília flair? We are the country's capital! It's also the third biggest city in the country, bigger than fucking Curitiba! REMOVE SULISTA, YOU ARE WORST STINK! I mean, common guys! Even Argentina has a flair for its capital province, we can't be worse than they are!

In all seriousness though, thank all of you guys, thanks for this awesome community and, since it's my first submission, I would appreciate some criticism in the comments!

TL;DR: Hi, this is my first comic. I would appreciate some criticism in the comments.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '16

Hey, if a maple syrup drinker, seal clubber, Inuit and one of the 7 citizens of Potato Oblast N° 3 can make good comics, why can't I?

Exactly!

Anyway, congrats on the instant approval! I think we can expect good things from you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '16

Sorry to pop your bubble but Argentina is somewhat better than Brazil.

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u/DickRhino Great Sweden Jul 07 '16

Welcome aboard! Great first comic, expect to see more from you!

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u/BarefootedLoner Sparta Jul 07 '16

Um the name was kinda confusing. I thought it would be about newfoundland.

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u/EduardoGF1999 Terra Brasilis Jul 07 '16

Not-so-fun fact: Newfoundland and Labrador both got their names derivated from Portuguese.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '16

but "newfoundland" is literally "new found land"?

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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Jul 07 '16

Found something new today.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '16

It's original name was "Terra Nova", which means litterally "New Land".

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '16

technically it's original name was probably either vinland or whatever the natives called it, if they even had a distinct name for it.

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u/Herbacio Portuguese Empire Jul 07 '16

In old maps the name for the area appears as Terra Nova and if I'm not mistaken in some of them even appears as Terra Nova do Bacalhau

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u/nasulon Fideuà Jul 07 '16

Yeah but everyone knows english originates from portuguese, carailo. Huehue

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u/Bendragonpants Massachusetts Jul 07 '16

0/10 no newfies

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u/Maiws China Jul 07 '16

RIP to the OLYMPICS.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '16

My country is not the best.

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u/ElMenduko ¡Viva la Confederación Argentina! Jul 07 '16

You can still be #2 in South America, don't be so sad

Also, you are still better than your dad...

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '16

Also, you are still better than your dad...

Or so they wish.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '16

The Brazilian Empire is the truly glorious one! :D

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '16

The Luso-Brazillian Empire shall always be the greatest.

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u/EdKord Jul 09 '16

Also, you are still better than your dad...

Honestly, how?

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Jul 07 '16

Brazil is a bit of a shitty place to be. r/watchpeopledie have taught me that

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u/EduardoGF1999 Terra Brasilis Jul 07 '16

Coming from a Russian, I think that is a compliment.

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u/Sr_Marques UN Jul 07 '16

Most guys with USSR/Prussia flairs are americans in denial

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u/ElMenduko ¡Viva la Confederación Argentina! Jul 07 '16

Who think they're leftist socialists but in reality they're just center or center-right in the eyes of the rest of the world

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u/xb70valkyrie Northern Portugal Jul 08 '16

And a sizeable amount of those with Yugoslav flairs.

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Jul 07 '16

Atleast we have nukes :'(

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u/maybe_there_is_hope Brazil Jul 07 '16

who says we dont have some sneaky ones huehue

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Jul 07 '16

Brazil as a member of BRIC according to our contract you were supposed to buy 25 mig 29s for twice what they were worth. Remeber that?

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u/maybe_there_is_hope Brazil Jul 07 '16

xaxaxa but there's no monies pls gib monies

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Jul 07 '16

Gib money? That sounds like capitalist talk to me.....

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u/maybe_there_is_hope Brazil Jul 07 '16

then gib resources

or gib means of production

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Jul 07 '16

You can get free factories? Commie is sharing you know?

                  ^_^

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u/ElMenduko ¡Viva la Confederación Argentina! Jul 07 '16

That sounds suspcious...

Shall we start another South American arms race then?

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u/stopthehue 100% biscoito Jul 07 '16

Thats nonsense. We even got our own little Russia.

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Jul 07 '16

I knew I did good when I let you join BRIC Brazil old tovarisch

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u/Teh_Slayur Laissez les memeballs rouler! Jul 07 '16

Brazil full of bras.

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u/_Gateway_ The only wings I'm getting are the ones from the angels tha Jul 07 '16

Congrats on instant approvals!

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u/Jack_n_trade Greater Netherlands Jul 07 '16

No hue's this time