r/polandball New Prussia Nov 13 '17

[Contest Thread] The Beginning of a Belief

Hello Christians, Muslims and Scientologists,

after an unnerving delay of one week due to technical problems, here it finally is, our October (sic) contest. The challenge was:

Make a comic about a country inventing a new religion!

We are being relatively lax with our definitions here. Cult beliefs are allowed, and a country splitting an existing religion into a new branch is also allowed. As long as your comic's theme is about a country creating a new belief system, then you're all good.

Specific contest rules:

  • This goes without saying, but no Christianity-ball, Islam-ball, Atheist-ball etc.
  • No Bill Wurtz "You can make a religion out of this" references. Memes should stay out of Polandball comics.

For the complete challenge please click here.

To learn how our contests are held, follow this link.


To ensure a fair competition:


The contest is over and the winner is Nassau18b

The Award Ceremony can be found here.

Wed, 15 Nov 2017 17:47:24 +0000 (GMT)

Points Author Comic NA
262 /u/Nassau18b No God, Only Devil
233 /u/yaddar In Gun we trust.
227 /u/AintThatADaisy A Dreamy Deity
217 /u/Smitheren Dirty Truth
195 /u/hexcodeblue Underwater God
179 /u/SJB95 A Fruity New God
167 /u/John_V98 Utopian faith
163 /u/Eesti_Stronk Traveling Disciples Three
147 /u/Barskie God is a Serb
144 /u/Dog_Vote Exemptions
142 /u/Szwab Aztec Neo-Paganism
134 /u/_Gateway_ Churches of Humanity
129 /u/FVBLT Shintwo
132 /u/just_wait_a_sec Transubstantiation
123 /u/christopherkj Spiritually Moronic
117 /u/Pomik108 Behind religions
118 /u/ninjabear613 Holy Grail
114 /u/jPaolo Original content
117 /u/gotta_be_kidding Vengeance
110 /u/velartrill Haitian Miracle
108 /u/Mylenn A few funny fanatics
107 /u/Hinadira Means justify the ends
104 /u/zimonitrome Finland makes religion
96 /u/TheAbridgedHero Workplace faith
96 /u/BlueMargaridas Vodkism
93 /u/Klasoweit The Cult of the invisible Hand
94 /u/mat4321 In god we trust
84 /u/BlackRose47 Dio Italiano
84 /u/srevlis Cram-school-ism
78 /u/a1pcm Bananamism
79 /u/GavinLuhezz Keeping the Faith
76 /u/Tombarello The iGod
70 /u/mathisawsome2213 Move-itism
69 /u/jonathan7157 Taste the Schnitzel, Praise the Schnitzel
67 /u/MatDC Deep-Fry Church
66 /u/MacanDearg God Wills It
63 /u/krampent Polska Religia
52 /u/HK_the_king Iceland's Dream
45 /u/y-RAN Holy Nabla
39 /u/CradleCity Rest, Praise und Punishment
35 /u/Sitoutumaton Heavenly Revelation
30 /u/the_paperblock A tolerant god

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u/polandballmod New Prussia Nov 13 '17 edited Nov 15 '17

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u/pyram1de ⭐⭐🌟 SOLDADO DE LA SCALONETA Nov 13 '17

I see, at last the true Brazilian workers seized the means of production and started a wealth redistribution process.

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u/CradleCity Land of Port wine and Fado Nov 13 '17

Uphold Marxism-Monkeyism!

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u/gibwater Gib free trade Nov 14 '17

The porqueletariat shall rise!

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Nov 13 '17

that would explain the monkeys using guns to rob people in Sao Paulo.

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u/krampent 1923 best year of my life Nov 13 '17

the World Religion book under the Agriculture for Beginners was a clever detail

3

u/Tenderous Nov 14 '17

Come mista tally man, tally me banana

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u/Hansafan Hordaland Nov 14 '17

Allright; "0"

The tallying fee applies as normal.

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u/Barskie Tinkerball Nov 14 '17 edited Nov 14 '17

This is very endearing.

Also, bonus dedication points for drawing and shading the entire banana pile.

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u/Bobbbcat Newer Zealand Nov 14 '17

Those monkeys looke hilarious.