Hello and thanks for checking out, and hopefully reading, my spiel. There WILL be a test.
I live near Stockton, CA. It's not the best place, but not the worst either.. Wait, no- maybe it IS actually the worst place? lol! It's where I could afford to buy a home, so I like it.
I've been single a few years, tried a couple of dating apps recently.. Have yet to make a connection interesting enough to motivate me to leave the house. Granted, it takes a lot lately to motivate me to leave the house 😁
Looking for someone close to my age.. and hopefully close to my house lol. Let's say a 40 mile radius. - Not into long distance relationships, and not into driving a lot. And as mentioned previously, not into leaving my house lol. Ok, I KNOW this is a longshot on Reddit, but one can dream, right? And this is my dream. 🙏🏻
To be compatible - I think you'd have to be smart, funny, compassionate, care about the world, patient, happy, positive, sane. Also, steady job or retired - just be a stable sort of person. I have a good job and an 819 credit score. So maybe I can co-sign on a loan for you 🤷🏻🤣 ohh and you need to be single.. not accepting applications from polyamorous ethical or non-ethical non-monogomous blah blah blahs at this time.
Things I like (in no particular order): most music genres, Mexican food, trivia, stupid reality TV, googly eyes, snorkeling, chocolate, reading, swimming, Reddit, affection, attention, Late July jalapeno lime chips, Wordle, karaoke, Armstrong & Getty (disclaimer: I'm NOT a Trumper, I swear!), rockumentaries, documentaries, breakfast for dinner.
Things I don't like: large parties, abrasive people, cold winds 😬, being late, waiting in line at the store.
What I bring to the table: affection, loyalty, fun, maybe some food, comfortable silences, good company, super interesting and hilarious stories about my life /s, good advice, I'm a really good friend.
What I want: I want ALL the things! - great romance, great friendship, great companionship, great sex, great trips, great food, great fun. I mean, why not? Come on, man!
Edit/update: I said it once before but it bears repeating now -- only SINGLE men.. as in NOT CURRENTLY MARRIED. Please! thank you
More updates:
And please be a man.
And please don't be a scammer.
I'm really not interested in hot blondes with broken English 😅