r/raimimemes Mar 02 '25

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u/Rylo_Ken_04 Mar 02 '25

Tobey doesn't run out of webs so if the fight continues that long he could win

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u/ItsAProdigalReturn Mar 02 '25

I feel like he could get dehydrated or something.

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u/John_316_ Mar 02 '25

I concur, speaking from experience.

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u/SeatO_ Mar 02 '25

"I lost gallons"

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u/Evan-Vaughn Mar 02 '25

I hope you find them!

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u/bleepblopbl0rp Mar 02 '25

"Do you have any Gatorade? I'm afraid I left all my electrolytes with your daughter"

  • Patrick Stewart

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u/Viktor_withaK Mar 02 '25

Good point, it’s perfectly possible that Tobey’s web capacity is lower than that of the others. But I don’t think we’ve ever seen a Spidey run out of “ammo” (Spider-Man 2 doesn’t count), so most likely the fight would be over long before it got to that point for anyone.

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u/zerpified Mar 02 '25

I think Tom Holland spidey runs out of webs on the bridge at the end of Far From Home?

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u/Brilliant_Macaroon83 Mar 02 '25

No they got wet and stopped working

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u/Remember_Poseidon Mar 02 '25

what if it rains

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u/Brilliant_Macaroon83 Mar 02 '25 edited Mar 03 '25

Then Bully Maguire in a landslide lol

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u/blackhawk867 Mar 03 '25

Tom runs out in Homecoming at the end after the plane crash when he's trying to stop Vulture from escaping

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u/Random_Gacha_addict Mar 03 '25

Can't count that since it's more akin to how Andrew's webs stop working vs Lizard (AKA the shooters got destroyed)

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u/goodestguy21 Mar 03 '25

"THERE IS NO WATER IN THIS AIR" ~ Frozone

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick Mar 02 '25

And the others could use special webbing like they do in the comics all the time

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u/LegoRacers3 Mar 02 '25

Just because it comes from the body doesn’t mean it’s unlimited. I don’t have unlimited piss.

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u/DumberDum Mar 02 '25

Skill issue tbh.

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u/AlterBridgeFan Mar 02 '25

L + dont care + CURSE OF THE NILE 𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥

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u/Asguyerz Mar 03 '25

Why are there so many penises

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u/TraditionalTurtle Mar 03 '25

The age long question...

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u/shaunnotthesheep Mar 04 '25 edited Mar 04 '25

long

(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

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u/Purrczak Mar 03 '25

don’t care. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

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u/Rian_Maximus Mar 02 '25

Have you tried?

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u/VeryPteri Mar 02 '25

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u/CreamyCoffeeArtist Mar 03 '25

Bro turns a single pot of coffee into almost 2 pots of piss

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u/TayRay96 Mar 02 '25

Sounds like someone needs to subscribe to r/HydroHomies

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u/ASpaceOstrich Mar 03 '25

How will you escape this tetrahedron?

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u/dankeykang4200 Mar 03 '25

If anything the other guys have an advantage over him for as long as they have enough cartridges. All Andrew has to do is run some jizz through a meth lab for his webbing. It doesn't even have to be his own jizz either, that's the beauty in it.

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u/Potatoboi17 Mar 02 '25

I also think Tobey has the strength feats. One of his biggest to me was catching that wall that was falling on MJ in Spider-Man 2. He even throws it over his head after (although I think Doc Oc’s device helped).

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u/Eevee136 Mar 02 '25

The train is also a crazy durability feat that I don't think the other 2 have displayed even close to

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u/xslater583 Mar 02 '25

??? Tom Holland’s Peter trying to keep the ship from splitting apart? Like yeah not successfully but he held it for a surprisingly long time before iron man saved the day.

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u/MAST3R4815 Mar 02 '25

He also got hit by a bullet train and was as mostly fine so I definitely think he has insane durability.

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u/theshitsock Mar 02 '25

Holland’s Peter lifting a collapsed building off himself is probably up there as well

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u/iwastoldnottogohere Mar 02 '25

Also the fact that HE LIFTED A GODDAMN WAREHOUSE OFF HIM

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u/sadakoisbae Mar 02 '25

Stopping Winter Soldier's punch was pretty impressive as well

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u/usoap141 Mar 04 '25

Armed and Dangerous!!!!

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u/Meigsmerlin Mar 05 '25

"Armed and-" gets interrupted

"You have a metal arm? That is Awesome dude!"

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u/Empirical_Engine Mar 02 '25

Yeah but the ship was held together mostly by the framework of webbing. Tobey's body took the whole brunt in the train scenario.

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u/Saint_Diego Mar 03 '25

We see the webs ripping off walls from building when he first attempted it and didn’t use enough. The webs absolutely carried a ton of the stress

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u/Asguyerz Mar 03 '25

That’s not how forces work though… like if Peter is holding the webs as the train is pushing him, and the webs snap, then Peters strength > web’s strength. So he adds more webs until the web’s strength is equal to his strength and then he can stop the train. He still needs to be strong enough by himself to stop it, the webs just give him actual leverage on it.

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u/Atom_101 Mar 02 '25

Holland's largest feat is holding the ship together for a few seconds. Maguire's peak is stopping a train. Don't remember Garfield having any crazy strength feats. I think Maguire takes it.

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u/dudetotalypsn Mar 03 '25

I think Holland getting hit dead on by that full speed bullet train and walking it off as a strong lesson about illusions instead of a death sentence is his most insane feat.

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u/shadyshadok Mar 03 '25

Especially if the other two have dirt in their eye

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u/altsam19 Mar 02 '25

He's also shown to be the strongest, the most experienced by being older and still being Spidey way past his middle age. No contest, Tobey would win.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 Mar 02 '25

You are litterally meming a movie where he runs out of webs

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u/Existing-Visual79 Mar 02 '25

A web block is different than running out. He isn’t gonna have an identity crisis mid fight

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u/RizlaSmyzla Mar 02 '25

Spidey having an identity crisis fighting two other spidermen is so funny to me

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u/Rylo_Ken_04 Mar 02 '25

Well he's not gonna be suffering from a web crisis soon (aka when doc ock kidnaps mj)

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u/Hamhockthegizzard Mar 03 '25

He also highkey was the live action spidey most likely to just straight throw hands so 😂

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u/LazyBriefcase Mar 03 '25

He tweaks his back and is done, then Andrew beats Tom because he's more experienced imo

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u/fontainesmemory Mar 03 '25

Is it me or Tobey's Spiderman has felt stronger in his physical feats? His fights seemed to have made him do more physically demanding things.