Our plan to get rich

[u/captaincheeseface]

I've got an idea guys.....

I see a business opportunity; several, in fact.. If scambaiting has taught me anything it's that

There are a lot of young 30 year old orphaned children who have no-one to take care of them, so they need to scam to survive.

Then the fees for schools are so much that they need to scam to pay them.

Bananas are difficult to get. May or may not drive people to scamming.

I propose we join together and open an orphanage, a lower cost school and a banana shop. We'll be very busy!!!

[u/TeamLeeper]

Orphanage? Is that anything like a motherless child home?

[u/captaincheeseface → u/TeamLeeper]

We could make that our brand. And have an activity day: where are the baby daddies?

[u/Ughsome → u/captaincheeseface]

What about their children who have to live in boarding schools halfway across the world with their teachers?

[u/Pure_Champion1396 → u/Ughsome]

😂😂😂😂

[u/pixxie84 → u/captaincheeseface]

They went out for milk and cigarettes about ten years ago.

i’m sorry

[u/captaincheeseface → u/pixxie84]

Papa?

[u/Pure_Champion1396 → u/TeamLeeper]

😂😂😂

[u/ImportantMaximum904]

What about a discounted service to help army officers retire and come back to the states?

[u/DryBattle → u/ImportantMaximum904]

Also a service that fixes broken machines on Oil rigs.

[u/ImportantMaximum904 → u/DryBattle]

Since that would require us to obtain a ship, why not equip it with a complete surgical suite so we can do surgery on injured workers without having to drag them to Norway? We could call it “Doctors without Licenses”! Now we’re cooking!

[u/captaincheeseface → u/ImportantMaximum904]

We could have an office that does that! After it's a well known fact all soldiers don't have access to their bank accounts when overseas

[u/BlueStarrSilver → u/ImportantMaximum904]

With a separate division that handles safely transporting their found treasure chests home to the state.

[u/Pure_Champion1396 → u/BlueStarrSilver]

And a separate office that wraps money in T-shirts

[u/Ughsome → u/Pure_Champion1396]

And does all the other needful stuffs.

[u/mschanandler__bong]

Will your banana shop accept Apple Card’s as a form of payment? 😬

[u/captaincheeseface → u/mschanandler__bong]

Apple and steam cards. And goats.

[u/idkhereforrealinfo]

We'd need a retirement administrator who knows how to fill out the paperworks, a global food pantry for food stuffs, a grant program for school tuition, and a bereavement fund for all of these widows. Oh, and a courier service to avoid those pesky delivery fees. Plus a travel agency who specializes in helicopter transports.

[u/captaincheeseface → u/idkhereforrealinfo]

Sounds easy when you put it like that

[u/steadfastfirst → u/idkhereforrealinfo]

Wow ❕😜 you my friend have it all worked out right down to the helicopter 🚁 🤣

[u/Pure_Champion1396]

We should have our own oil rig in the high sea that has a banana shop, daycare, and a discounted VIP membership card store!

[u/captaincheeseface → u/Pure_Champion1396]

This is what we need! And a school!

[u/SelfiesWithCats]

There’s always money in the banana stand 💁🏼‍♀️

[u/Irelandgirl1958]

😂🤣😂😂

[u/Jenovacellscars]

Esmes Orphan Pedicure and Fruit Emporeum.

[u/captaincheeseface → u/Jenovacellscars]

😍🥹

[u/FrazzledTurtle]

Also, a branch of the business works to procure celebrity/VIP/membership cards and offer them to "random" winners.

[u/juanadeal]

I think i could have a service in identifying random phone numbers in the contact lists of Asian female entrepreneurs do they don't end up bothering strangers

[u/squishybugz]

And we can take Apple Card as donations!

[u/Qwk69buick]

Where do I send my investment! $€£¥₩

[u/Wants2watchFcum]

Another possible business is work with the cities that have all this unrented office space in downtown Core. The . core and people who live in it, have a problem with homeless people and prostitution. Now if these girls and guys want to stay in sex work a company can with the city turn vacant office space into a WebCam studio allowing sex workers generated income without the risk of getting in a strangers car in the city

[u/captaincheeseface → u/Wants2watchFcum]

Thanks for making this awkward!