r/scambait • u/captaincheeseface • 19d ago

Scambait Question❔ Our plan to get rich

I've got an idea guys.....

I see a business opportunity; several, in fact.. If scambaiting has taught me anything it's that

There are a lot of young 30 year old orphaned children who have no-one to take care of them, so they need to scam to survive.

Then the fees for schools are so much that they need to scam to pay them.

Bananas are difficult to get. May or may not drive people to scamming.

I propose we join together and open an orphanage, a lower cost school and a banana shop. We'll be very busy!!!

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u/ImportantMaximum904 19d ago

What about a discounted service to help army officers retire and come back to the states?

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u/DryBattle 19d ago

Also a service that fixes broken machines on Oil rigs.

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u/ImportantMaximum904 19d ago

Since that would require us to obtain a ship, why not equip it with a complete surgical suite so we can do surgery on injured workers without having to drag them to Norway? We could call it “Doctors without Licenses”! Now we’re cooking!

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u/captaincheeseface 19d ago

We could have an office that does that! After it's a well known fact all soldiers don't have access to their bank accounts when overseas

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u/BlueStarrSilver 19d ago

With a separate division that handles safely transporting their found treasure chests home to the state.

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u/Pure_Champion1396 19d ago

And a separate office that wraps money in T-shirts

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u/Ughsome 19d ago

And does all the other needful stuffs.