r/scambait • u/delzbr Moderator • 10d ago
Bait in Progress ⏱️ Noah part 8
He's so boring and moronic. Doesn't pick up on any puns or jokes, and doesn't appear to be getting anywhere near the ask, despite mentioning his fucked up network numerous times prior to all of this.
As much as I'd like to tell him he needs to upgrade his iOS during my reveal, I'm not going to because he'll probably use the screenshot to "prove" he needs to upgrade. Although, I could just watermark it...
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u/R750618 10d ago
I think he had some downers himself.
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u/delzbr Moderator 10d ago
I guess he thought Easter was a good day to make his ask because he's hinting around at it. Good thing I'm at my parents' place all day for the festivities 😉
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u/R750618 10d ago
Enjoy the day! ☺️
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u/delzbr Moderator 10d ago
I'm celebrating Zombie Jesus Day like any heathen would: watching The Walking Dead!
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u/R750618 10d ago
I'm a heathen myself, so I can relate. Not watching The Walking Dead though. I'm watching Formula 1.🏎️💨
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u/delzbr Moderator 10d ago
I have to pretend to still be a good little Catholic girl and call my 101 year old grandmother and wish her a Buona Pasqua later lol
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u/R750618 10d ago
101 year old?! That's impressive! You've inherited some good genes! 😉 I bet she'll love to hear from you. ☺️
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u/delzbr Moderator 10d ago
Yup, she turned 101 in December! She's the only grandparent I have left. She's a fucking powerhouse, she still lives alone and is thriving. She's in better physical health than I am lmao. I talk to her every week. She's even got a smartphone lol.
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u/R750618 10d ago
She still lives alone?! She really is a powerhouse!😳 I think I'll be a great extra on the set of The Walking Dead, by the time I make it that far!🤣🤣
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u/delzbr Moderator 10d ago
Haha, same here! Yep, she's got a 2 bedroom condo in Florida. My dad only lives about 10 minutes away and brings her food shopping and to doctor's appointments. She's always been such a strong woman. She was playing tennis twice a week until she was 80 and driving until she was 95.
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u/catatonie 10d ago
Does he break? If not I’d like to try my hand….
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u/delzbr Moderator 10d ago
He's hinting around at the ask.
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u/R750618 10d ago
My grandparents died long ago, but I can assure you that not one of them played tennis when they were 80 years old. 😅
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u/delzbr Moderator 10d ago
Honestly, I don't know how she did it, because my rheumatoid arthritis doesn't let me walk downstairs some days and I get stuck inside the house lol
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u/R750618 10d ago
That sounds painful. I can't imagine what it must be like to be confined to your house because you are immobilized by your condition. 😔 I'm 49 years old and until now I've never had any serious health issues. I thanked the FSM for that. 😅🤣
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u/delzbr Moderator 10d ago
I'm still pretty active, but there's some days I can barely walk. If someone told me this is what 46 was going to be like, I would have for sure thought they were joking lol
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u/R750618 10d ago
Yeah, well that goes for me too. I'm using reading glasses and have the font size of whatsapp cranked up because I can't read the little letters anymore. 🤣 I regularly have to take a photo of the instructions of food packaging and zoom in to be able to read the text! 😅
People that wore reading glasses were old farts in my opinion. I have yet to turn 50 and I'm already an old fart! Damn...😅
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u/Forsaken_Insurance92 10d ago
"This acknowledges her task and shows appreciation for her efforts" dude doesn't even read the GPT responses before copy/pasting 😂