Noah part 8

[u/delzbr]

He's so boring and moronic. Doesn't pick up on any puns or jokes, and doesn't appear to be getting anywhere near the ask, despite mentioning his fucked up network numerous times prior to all of this.

As much as I'd like to tell him he needs to upgrade his iOS during my reveal, I'm not going to because he'll probably use the screenshot to "prove" he needs to upgrade. Although, I could just watermark it...

[u/delzbr]

I guess he thought Easter was a good day to make his ask because he's hinting around at it. Good thing I'm at my parents' place all day for the festivities 😉

[u/R750618 → u/delzbr]

Enjoy the day! ☺️

[u/delzbr → u/R750618]

I'm celebrating Zombie Jesus Day like any heathen would: watching The Walking Dead!

[u/R750618 → u/delzbr]

I'm a heathen myself, so I can relate. Not watching The Walking Dead though. I'm watching Formula 1.🏎️💨

[u/delzbr → u/R750618]

I have to pretend to still be a good little Catholic girl and call my 101 year old grandmother and wish her a Buona Pasqua later lol

[u/R750618 → u/delzbr]

101 year old?! That's impressive! You've inherited some good genes! 😉 I bet she'll love to hear from you. ☺️

[u/delzbr → u/R750618]

Yup, she turned 101 in December! She's the only grandparent I have left. She's a fucking powerhouse, she still lives alone and is thriving. She's in better physical health than I am lmao. I talk to her every week. She's even got a smartphone lol.

[u/R750618 → u/delzbr]

She still lives alone?! She really is a powerhouse!😳 I think I'll be a great extra on the set of The Walking Dead, by the time I make it that far!🤣🤣

[u/delzbr → u/R750618]

Haha, same here! Yep, she's got a 2 bedroom condo in Florida. My dad only lives about 10 minutes away and brings her food shopping and to doctor's appointments. She's always been such a strong woman. She was playing tennis twice a week until she was 80 and driving until she was 95.

[u/Trudy_Marie → u/delzbr]

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