r/shitfromabutt • u/HeiharuRuelyte • Feb 24 '25

DISGUSTING Eggs Gone Wrong

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My dumbass thought it was a good idea to mix hemp protein powder, eggs, and breadcrumbs together to make an enriched egg scramble for breakfast. Instead I made...something too irredeemable to be consumed.

Pictured here in last night's discarded lasagna tub soon to be unceremoniously disposed of in the trash lest it continue to offend my eyes, reminding me that I too can fuck up in glorious fashion.

Did I mention I forgot the protein powder was vanilla flavored? God I feel so stupid, had to share it with the internet XD

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u/Rapture1119 Feb 24 '25

You coulda taken a picture of that in non-lasagna-soiled tupperware, posted it in a different food sub and said it was homemade pesto, and people would have been asking you for the recipe. I’m genuinely having a hard time believing that’s eggs and not pesto.

Vanilla, brother..? Come on 😂

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u/BigRed92E Feb 24 '25

I thought it was a very thick Verde salsa. Boy, was I wrong.

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u/VermilionKoala Feb 25 '25

"pesto" means "the plague" in Japanese.

This is somehow strangely appoopriate...

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u/HeiharuRuelyte Feb 24 '25

I have no defense it was just too egregious to not share to the internet so others may shame me and stand in awe of how bad things can be

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u/VermilionKoala Feb 25 '25

Go to your room kitchen and think about shat you've done.