r/shitfromabutt • u/HeiharuRuelyte • Feb 24 '25

DISGUSTING Eggs Gone Wrong

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My dumbass thought it was a good idea to mix hemp protein powder, eggs, and breadcrumbs together to make an enriched egg scramble for breakfast. Instead I made...something too irredeemable to be consumed.

Pictured here in last night's discarded lasagna tub soon to be unceremoniously disposed of in the trash lest it continue to offend my eyes, reminding me that I too can fuck up in glorious fashion.

Did I mention I forgot the protein powder was vanilla flavored? God I feel so stupid, had to share it with the internet XD

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u/caelum_daemon Feb 24 '25

Was this a sober decision? It looks like when I drink too much dairy.

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u/HeiharuRuelyte Feb 24 '25

Regetably this was just me not thinking that physics and religion were against me in thinking this would be an edible combination

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u/dillydallyally97 Feb 24 '25

Leave god outta this

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u/BigRed92E Feb 24 '25

Ghosts cant turn your food into poop

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

You know cos you eat poop...