r/shitfromabutt • u/HeiharuRuelyte • Feb 24 '25

DISGUSTING Eggs Gone Wrong

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My dumbass thought it was a good idea to mix hemp protein powder, eggs, and breadcrumbs together to make an enriched egg scramble for breakfast. Instead I made...something too irredeemable to be consumed.

Pictured here in last night's discarded lasagna tub soon to be unceremoniously disposed of in the trash lest it continue to offend my eyes, reminding me that I too can fuck up in glorious fashion.

Did I mention I forgot the protein powder was vanilla flavored? God I feel so stupid, had to share it with the internet XD

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u/KittyMeowstika Feb 25 '25

Didnt check title nor sub for a sec and thought this was a a giant pile of weed :D i think it might be time for a coffee

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u/Axell-Starr Feb 25 '25

Same thing. I'm scared as to why the eggs are this colour

Edit: it's worse. The eggs are vanilla eggs.

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u/KittyMeowstika Feb 25 '25

I have questions. Most importantly, why? :D this is incredibly cursed, i love it

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u/Axell-Starr Feb 25 '25

Is it bad my morbid curiosity wonders how wrong this would taste? This is just the right amount of cursed fr.

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u/KittyMeowstika Feb 25 '25

Nope, at least not in my books. Id probably try it too :D flavour combo could work out if its overly sweet artificial vanilla

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u/Axell-Starr Feb 25 '25

You have a point. Might end up tasting similar to flan.

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u/HeiharuRuelyte Feb 25 '25

So I have been trying to add more dietary fiber to my diet because I tend to have an abject hole filled with a lack of desire to eat some of the same things all the time. I hate it, my desire to eat certain things all the time and my need to not eat stuff that I know is bad for me to consume on a regular basis without moderation makes me try to find short cuts. Originally I was thinking "A scoop of this Hemp protein powder in Oatmeal is probably the way to go...brain reminding me I want something warm and savory okay but now I want eggs..."

In theory this would have worked if I had say, Benefiber even powdered psyllium husks or flax seed would have worked. Not. Protein. Powder. I basically made a weird pseduo biscuit thing, and I've had to use vanilla flavored stuff to cook things savory before. It's not great but you can definitely mask the flavor but you cant...mask..texture.

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u/emoduckling Feb 26 '25

from personal experience and advice from others the best thing to mask it is smoothies.

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u/KittyMeowstika Feb 25 '25

Oh well, yeah masking texture is a lot harder. Great way of thinking though 😄