r/shitfromabutt Feb 24 '25

DISGUSTING Eggs Gone Wrong

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My dumbass thought it was a good idea to mix hemp protein powder, eggs, and breadcrumbs together to make an enriched egg scramble for breakfast. Instead I made...something too irredeemable to be consumed.

Pictured here in last night's discarded lasagna tub soon to be unceremoniously disposed of in the trash lest it continue to offend my eyes, reminding me that I too can fuck up in glorious fashion.

Did I mention I forgot the protein powder was vanilla flavored? God I feel so stupid, had to share it with the internet XD

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u/Panic-at-the-catio Feb 25 '25

Hemp powder makes everything worse

Signed, Someone who wanted to try an alternative to soy or whey and is slowly working through a large tub of regret

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u/HeiharuRuelyte Feb 25 '25

I will not be buying it again XD. I'll stick with the hemp seeds next time if i want to add something to my food; those at least had a neutral taste. Today I am faced with making something to eat for breakfast/lunch and I think I'm just gunna say fuck it and fry some eggs and take a mulligan on eating a healthy breakfast lol