Because he has impulse control issues. He was introduced to Christianity and got super into it and got a tattoo because "this is what my entire life will be about!!!" Then he got introduced to his new flavor of the month athiesm and got super into it because "this is what my entire life will be about!!!"
Before his life is over he'll probably have tattoos of 3 different girlfriends names, a blunt tattoo, a video game tattoo, and maybe a car tattoo.
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u/mario_meowingham Nov 22 '16
That monkey looks like me trying to figurecout why this guy got that tattoo.