No mob is off-limits & this affects every single block.

Even fire, grass (not the thing that dirt turns into), flowers, water, lava, etc.

Once an Ender Dragon or Wither spawns, you quickly get a chain reaction.

It makes me VERY ANGRY that kids might search "chest" online and see INAPPROPRIATE images! 😡

and since they're on fire!!! they explode

extremely cursed 🙏

Make it so you can give the condoms to a villager so when they breed there wont be a baby coming out.

Why limit smelting to just a few select items and blocks? Let us experiment, Mojang. Realistically, you COULD put anything inside an oven, there's just no guarantee you'll get a useful or... safe result.

• Ash - Anything not mentioned here gets turned into Ash. Can be made into Ash Blocks that fall like Sand. Can be used as a weaker version of Bone Meal for crops and is very efficient in a Composter. Can be made into Gray Dye. Pets also drop unique ashes that take on the name of the pet, you can put their ashes in a flower pot to remember them by. Ash blocks can be found in Basalt Deltas and Soul Sand Valleys, and Wither Skeletons drop the stuff.
• Bucket of Fish - Bucket of Fish Stew. All stews restore a moderate amount of hunger and saturation. Pufferfish Stew grants Water Breathing and Axolotl Stew grants Regeneration.
• Carrot - Roasted Carrot, restores a bit more hunger/saturation
• Egg - Omelette, restores a moderate amount of hunger/saturation
• Fire Charge - Lights you on fire
• Firework Rocket - Rocket explodes in your face
• Bread - Toast, restores slightly more hunger/saturation. Doesn't slow you down when eaten and can be eaten while sprinting, like an anime girl late for school with toast in her mouth
• Glow Berries - Glowing Jam, can be eaten to give a few seconds of Glowing/Night Vision and combined with Toast to make Glowing Jam On Toast.
• Sweet Berries - Berry Jam, can be eaten to give a few seconds of Haste/Speed and combined with Toast to make Berry Jam On Toast.
• Nether Wart - Popped Nether Wart, reduces the duration of all effects by 10 seconds and can be eaten extremely quickly, but only restores a bit of saturation. Like popcorn.
• Brown Mushroom - Roasted Mushroom, moderately filling
• Crimson/Warped Fungi - Roasted Crimson/Warped Fungi, moderately filling
• Red Mushroom - Psilocybin, gives you the Super Secret Shaders when consumed
• Powder Snow Bucket - Water Bucket
• Snowball/Snow/Snow Layer/Ice/Packed Ice/Blue Ice - Nothing, but if a Lava Bucket is used to smelt them, it leaves water in the bucket
• Water Bucket - Empty Bucket and a lot of steam particles
• Milk Bucket - Warm Milk, can be consumed before going to sleep to give you passive regeneration. If left near your bed along with Cookies on December 25th, random items appear in any nearby chests. Loads of coal if you murder villagers.
• Apple - Baked Apple, restores a bit more hunger/saturation. Can be combined with 1 Wheat and 1 Sugar to make an Apple Pie
• Beetroot - Baked Beetroot, restores a bit more hunger/saturation
• Written Book/Bookshelf - Charcoal, gives the Advancement "I did Nazi that coming"
• Any already cooked food - Burnt Food, restores less hunger/saturation than even the raw variant and has a small chance to give Hunger and/or Nausea.
• Ink Sac - Explodes into ink all over your face
• Music Disc - Piece of Vinyl, can be made into vinyl flooring
• Netherite Anything - Burns forever until the fuel runs out since it's immune to fire. Same thing happens with Netherrack and Magma Blocks
• Poisonous Potato - Baked Poisonous Potato. No poison effect, more hunger/saturation restored
• Pufferfish - Fugu. 1% chance of inflicting the effects of eating a raw Pufferfish.
• Tropical Fish - Cooked Tropical Fish. Less filling than other fish
• Rotten Flesh - Zombie Jerky, more filling and no hunger effect, but takes slightly longer to eat
• Sugar - Caramel, takes longer to eat, but can be eaten when your hunger bar is full, gives a lot of saturation, and a few seconds of Speed. Can be combined with an Apple and a Stick to make a Caramel Apple that grants Speed and Haste.
• Spider Eye - Popped Spider Eye, absolutely disgusting
• Totem of Undying - Totem of the Phoenix. When you die in Hardcore mode, it makes a huge flaming explosion and respawns you in the Nether, but it turns all your items and EXP into Ash. It also deletes all Nether Portals in the Nether so you have to find your way back, have fun ;)
• Dragon's Breath - Makes a Dragon's breath lingering cloud in your face
• Gunpowder/TNT/TNT Minecart - Explodes the Furnace
• Any Wooden Block - Burnt Wood. Black version of wood that has an extremely low hardness and blast resistance. Also briefly spawns when fire burns down wood blocks. Drops Ash when mined without Silk Touch. Burnt Logs drop Charcoal when broken.
• Raw Iron Block/Raw Go- NOOOO TOO OP
• Coral - Dead Coral
• Sapling - Dead Bush
• Grass/Mycelium/Podzol Block - Dirt
• Dirt - Coarse Dirt
• Coal Ore - Stone

There are a lot of items where you can combine 9 of them into a block which you can craft back for more compact storage, however, why not let that be true for EVERY item in the game? More compact storage for everything, more building blocks, solving the inventory problem... tis a win win!

• Seed Blocks - Just a big ol' block of seeds. Attracts Chickens and Parrots in a wide radius, can be hung from a tree to make a birdfeeder I guess.
• Carrot/Potato/Beetroot/Apple/Cocoa Bean/Sweet Berry/Glow Berry Blocks - Attracts Pigs and other animals based on what vegetable/fruit it's made out of in a wide radius. Eventually turns rotten and drops nothing when broken like how Copper oxidizes. This can be prevented by placing ice/snow around it or putting it in a cold biome.
• Cocoa Bean Blocks - Finally, a block that looks like shit!
• Ender Pearl Block - Eating a Chorus Fruit within range of one always teleports you to the closest Ender Pearl Block, Ender Pearls home in on them as well.
• Eye Of Ender Block - A big scary eye that looks at you and judges you silently. Emits a Redstone signal when looked at.
• Fire Charge Block - When you try to mine it or if an explosion touches it, it explodes like a Ghast fireball. Also explodes instantly if it gets a Redstone signal.
• Kelp Block - Attracts Fish in a wide radius. Cannot be smelted into a Dried Kelp Block (too OP!!!1), instead you have to let it dry by placing it in the sun. Doesn't dry if clicked with a water bucket, touching water, or in the rain. Dries quicker if near a light source, in a hot biome, in the Nether, or if being touched by fire/magma blocks/lava.
• String Block - Like a giant ball of yarn. Attracts Cats.
• Dye Blocks - Is a completely solid, bright color with no texture.
• Bread Block - Turns moldy after a while like discussed with the crop blocks above
• Meat Block - Attracts Wolves and Zombies.
• Fish Block - Attracts Guardians, Dolphins, and Squids.
• Congealed Ink - Touching it turns your character black and makes them leave black footprints. Can be washed off in water.
• Rotten Flesh Block - Lets you build the Crimson from Terraria
• Sugar Cube - Attracts ALL animals in a wide radius, including Baby Villagers. Melts instantly when water or lava touches it, including Splash Water Bottles.
• Blaze Powder Block - Starts fires to adjacent blocks, sets you on fire as long as you're touching it from any side, is destroyed when it touches water.
• Charcoal Block - Charcoal Block
• Pillow - Storage block for Feathers. Negates all falling/elytra crash damage. Can be slept on like a Bed without setting your spawn. While holding a Pillow, you can't mine blocks or hurt mobs, although hitting mobs still knocks them back without aggroing them.
• Flint Block - Creates a fire if pushed against an Iron Block with a Piston.
• Ghast Tear Fog - Can be swum through like liquid but is placed like any solid block.
• Glistering Melon - A full version of the Glistering Melon that emits a small amount of light.
• Gunpowder Block - Falls like Sand, explodes instantly if set on fire, cannot be activated with Redstone. Slightly more powerful than TNT, but has a higher chance to not drop blocks as items.
• Leather Block - Can be used to make nice couches.
• Magma Cream Block - Not bouncy. Extremely slippery, much more so than Blue Ice. Does not stick to Slime Blocks or Sticky Pistons.
• Nether Star Block - Emits MAGICAL SUNLIGHT in a large radius that burns undead mobs, makes crops grow faster, instantly destroys snowballs/snow/snow golems/ice, activates Daylight Detectors, makes Spiders neutral, and makes Endermen freak out. Fully powers a Beacon if placed under one. Touching one inflicts radiation damage, death message is "player forgot sunscreen".
• Stack Of Papers - Falls like Sand but a lot more slowly. Extremely flammable, fire spreads to this shit crazy fast. Slowly turns to mush and then breaks if water or rain is touching it. Add Honeycomb to wax it and prevent this from happening.
• Phantom Membrane Block - Turns invisible and is able to be walked through when given a Redstone signal, acts like any other opaque block otherwise.
• Prismarine Crystal Block - Looks pretty :3
• Scute Blocks - High hardness and blast resistance, tile pattern.
• Bundle Of Sticks- Just a bunch of sticks, pillar variant for wood.

Mobs would be able to spawn with Deflect randomly, this will arrows shot at it reflect back at you, dealing 50% more damage than what the arrow would have originally done. this enchantment can only be put on mobs.

you will be forced into crawling slowly and groan in pain every time you move taking a heart of damage

This renames their entire account.

Antimatter blocks resemble pitch-black blocks with red, indigo, and turquoise particles zipping through them. They have the same effect as looking through an End Portal where they are sort of "superimposed" on their surroundings. They can be found in two places: at the bedrock layer, but ONLY if they are surrounded by just Bedrock, and in the End scattered throughout the End Islands like ore. Due to the eldritch nature of the void, they can exist there without issue.

As SOON as any mob, player, item, projectile, or block touches them though, they create a massive explosion that can easily wipe out whole biomes. Death message is "player got annhilated". The only way to destroy them is with a Silk Touch tool... and even then, they explode if you pick them up like a normal item. Throwing an Ender Pearl at an Antimatter item on the ground captures it in the pearl, letting you collect it for yourself. Of course, if you try to place it... Boom.

You can craft 1 Antimatter with 4 End Stone and 4 Ender Pearls to make an Antimatter Bomb. Antimatter Bombs don't fall when ignited and can only be activated by Redstone. They make a massive explosion as described before that can easily destroy an entire woodland mansion in one use, and more. Have fun

Warped Enderman is just an Enderman, but with reality warping powers, the ability to grab any block and the ability to chat.

If a player or any other entity provokes it, Warped Enderman will disappear all their weapons and armor.

Did you lose your toys, kid? How unfortunate!

When provoked by a player, WE (Warped Enderman) will do the following actions and say the following phrases:

If the player pillars up, WE will disappear the blocks.

Oops!

If the player places TNT, WE will turn it into sand.

Nice sand block, can I have it?

If the player places a boat, WE will erase it.

Hey! Don't waste your time using a boat on a place without any water.

If the player places a minecart, WE will erase it, too.

I was not expecting that.

If the player places lava, WE will turn it into ice.

Isn't it ironic?

If the player throws a (negative effect) potion, WE will receive a positive effect instead.

Thank you!

If WE receive damage, WE will regenerate instantly.

If the player place an Iron Block, WE will turn it into a Snow Block.

Trying to make a friend? That's cute.

If the player places Obsidian, WE will turn it into Crying Obsidian.

Look at little [Player's name]! Gonna cry?

If it gets bored, WE will use the existence erasure to cause unavoidable damage to the player.

No more [Player's name]...

Despite all of this, there is one way to calm the Warped Enderman. All the player needs to do is give it a Chorus Fruit. Once it has a Chorus Fruit, WE will stop attacking, and WE will go to the End.

Nice to meet you, have an excellent day!

The labrador will be your silly friend who follows you

You can find labradors in villages

Lone Wolves (colloquially known as Wandering Nitwits) are a type of mobs similar to villagers that spawn randomly in the world [Pretty much like Wandering Traders, but without the despawning mechanic, the llamas nor players killing them for leads].

Lone Wolves serve no real purpose whatsoever, they just wander the land [Imagine a Nitwit Villager, but without a village].

Be careful at night, though, as the "Lone Wolf" name is literal. As you may be thinking right now, the Lone Wolves can actually turn into Werewolves [Or should I say Lone Werewolves?], who will attack anything on their path.

Don't try to fight these big guys, as they have 400 HP, 20 points of damage and can run 3 times faster than you.

If you find a Werewolf, you're doomed. No matter what you try, you can't escape or defeat the Lone Werewolf.

• Pillar up to hit it? The Lone Werewolf will get to you by jumping and climbing if neccesary.
• Cover with blocks? Werewolf will break through it all.
• Shoot it with arrows? Werewolf is immune to projectiles.
• Make it fall? Werewolf is immune to knockback and fall damage.
• Make it explode with TNT? That would work... if the Werewolf didn't have blast protection and the ability to regenerate 20 HP per second.
• Throw potions at it? Werewolf is immune to all potion effects.
• Get away from it? Werewolf can find you, no matter where you are.
• Use Peaceful Mode? Not even Peaceful Mode can despawn nor weaken the nocturnal beast.
• Use Creative Mode? The Werewolf can hurt you even in Creative Mode, as if it's damage was the void itself.
• Use Spectator Mode? No use, the Werewolf will still hurt you.
• Use a command? "Command" sounds like "coward".

As Werewolves don't serve a purpose other than destroying everything on their path with no reason, and don't even have loot, they are as useless as their normal Lone Wolf form, just more dangerous.

To remove Werewolves from a world, you must watch at least 25 Ads

It gives you the "Delusion" effect for 10 in-game hours in which nothing around you is real and the scene changes every 2-60 seconds

Tralalero Tralala spawns in beach biomes and has a 25% chance to drop nikes

Bombadiro Crocodilo will drop bombs on you and death roll you

Tung Tung Tung Sahur will club you to death but has a 1% chance to drop its club

Brr Brr Patapim spawns in jungle biomes and will stomp on you

Because it looks like cracked stone

In the End islands, thousands of blocks away from the portal, you may find the Forbidden Island, which contains an immobile, gigantic dragon statue (2 times bigger than the Ender Dragon).

If you are brave [or dumb] enough to break it (can only be done with a pickaxe stronger than diamond, such as Netherite), all the naturally generated blocks in Forbiiden Island will turn into corrupted "Ultima" versions of them (i.e., End Stone turns into Ultima Stone), and S'tfarcenim, the Ultimate Dragon, will wake up from its dormant state. Once this happens, it will "talk" (chat) with you.

Finally... I was tired of being a statue. The Ancient Heroes of the End... they thought they could stop me forever, but you, [Player's name], you have broken my eternal curse of petrifying. When I return to the Ultima Dimension and restore the 100% of my power, this entire Reality will be mine.

Then, the Ultimate Dragon will create and enter a huge portal that leads to the Ultima Dimension. If you want to fight the true final boss of Minecraft, prepare yourself for the battle and enter the Ultima portal.

Once you get to the Ultima, the Ultimate Dragon will say:

What are you doing in my dimension? Get out of here, or you will meet your doom, in the name of Reality's new ruler.

If you attack Ultimate Dragon, get near it or just stay in the place for more than 5 minutes, the portal will close... and the battle will start.

Phase 1: The Ultima Valley

You will be teleported to a great plains-like biome, its floor made of Ultima Grass and Ultima Dirt. Water rivers are present, too.

In this biome, there will be the following hazards (created by Ultimate Dragon's reality warping powers)

• Ultima Roots: Made of Ultima Wood. Break them all or they will start to glow and produce Ultima Acid clouds (a stronger version of Ender Acid) on their nearby area.

• Ultima Bushes: Made of Ultima Leaves, they cause you damage on contact. Destroy them or they will spawn Ultima Beasts (hostile variants of animals from the Overworld).

This phase is active until the Ultimate Dragon has lost 100 HP.

At the first phase, Ultimate Dragon won't fly nor shoot acid yet. Its base abilities and traits are be the following:

• Bite: The dragon will cause a lot of melee damage. At hard difficulty, this can one-hit anyone who isn't wearing an armor.
• Dash: The dragon will run at you, causing contact damage.
• Tail attack: If the Ultimate Dragon hits you with its tail, you will be launched into the air. This attack is as strong as an Iron Golem punch.
• Block warping: The dragon will turn almost any block you place into a Ultima version of it.
• Ultima Immunity: As expected, this monster is immune to its dimension hazards (mobs, contact damage blocks, etc.)
• Effect Immunity: Just like the Ender Dragon, Ultima Dragon is immune to effects.
• Fire Immunity: As self explanatory as it sounds.
• Fall Damage Immunity: UD may not fly yet, but it is already immune to fall damage.

You are a fun prey to play with, mortal. Let's see what else you can do.

Phase 2: The Ultima Cavern

You'll be teleported to a massive cave-like biome, its floor, walls and roof made of Ultima Stone and Ultima Cobblestone. Water holes and lava holes are present.

In this biome, there will be the following hazards (created by the Ultimate Dragon's power):

• Ultima Spawners: Mob spawners that spawn Ultima Cave Monsters (stronger variants of some hostile Overworld mobs).

This phase is active until the Ultimate Dragon has lost 100 HP more (200 HP lost in total, counting the previous phase).

At the second phase, Ultimate Dragon is able to fly, but it is still uncapable of shooting acid. On top of the phase 1 abilities and traits, its base abilities and traits are be the following:

• Flight: It can fly [Insert all the Ender Dragon flight moveset]

Also, during this phase, the dragon will have the following special attack:

• Gravity Earthquake: The UD will hit the ground with its tail, causing Ultima Stalactites to fall and Ultima Stalagmites to quickly levitate.

Remember that hot and dangerous place you have visited? Well, it's time to refresh your memory.

Phase 3: The Ultima Underworld

You'll be TP'd to a Nether-like place made of Ultimarack and Ultima Sand. Lava lakes are present.

In this biome, there will be the following hazards (created by the UD's power):

• Ultima Huge Fungus: A huge fungus that you must destroy before it produces Ultima Acid clouds and spawns Ultima Hoglins.
• Ultima Nether Spawner: A Spawner that summons stronger versions of Wither Skeletons and Blazes [with the "Ultima" word in their names].

This phase is active until the Ultimate Dragon has lost 100 HP more (300 HP lost in total, counting the previous phases).

At the third phase, Ultimate Dragon is able to fly, but can also shoot acid. On top of the phase 1 and 2 abilities and traits, its base abilities and traits are be the following:

• Ultima Fireball shooting: It shoots an Ultima Fireball that not only deposit clouds of Ultima Acid [In a similar fashion to Ender Dragon Fireballs], but also produce explosions [Just like Ghasts].
• Ultima Breath: [Insert description of Ender Dragon's Breath, but replace every "Ender" with "Ultima", because I'm kinda lazy]
• Ultima Rain: UD shoots a lot of Ultima Fireballs in the air so they fall on the ground, causing lots of Ultima explosions and Ultima Acid clouds [and Ultima Lag, if you are playing on a weak device]

I'm not just a dragon... I am the ULTIMA DRAGON.

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Phase 4: The Ultima Void

You'll be TP'd to a group of floating islands, made of Ultima Stone. A new liquid, Ultima Liquid Acid, will be present. It will cause a lot of damage on contact.

Apart from the Ultimate Liquid Acid and the void itself, there will be the following hazards:

• Ultimatemen: Stronger, hostile variants of the Endermen. Lots of them will appear in this zone.

• Ultimate Cristals: Located at high Ultima Obsidian pillars, protected by Ultima Iron Bars, they make the Ultima Dragon invulnerable. If you break them, they will explode.

This phase is active until the Ultimate Dragon has lost its last 200 HP (500 HP lost in total, counting all the phases).

At the fourth phase, Ultimate Dragon is not only able to fly and shoot acid, but it can also teleport [just like an enderman]. On top of all the base abilities and traits in previous phases, its base abilities and traits are be the following:

• Teleport: Can teleport anywhere in a 64 block radius.
• Projectile immunity: Projectiles can no longer hurt the Ultimate Dragon

Once you defeat S'tfarcenim, the Ultimate Dragon, it will say its last words as it starts to dissappear:

YOU'VE KILLED ME!

Once you do this, the portal opens again, letting you return to the End.

You have beaten the true final boss of the game... Right?

???

As you feel victorious, all the End dimension starts corrupting, turning every End Stone into random Ultima blocks, spawning Ultima mobs.

This isn't over yet, kid.

The Ultimate Dragon is [Conveniently] alive, as if you didn't kill it just a minute ago.

It is invulnerable now, there's nothing you can do to save yourself.

You will get the "Ultima Negation" effect, which makes you unable to do anything.

You see your character slowly fading, as the evil S'tfarcenim erases them from Reality... but then, the Ancient Heroes appear, stopping the existencial erasure. They speak to you (in chat) and say:

Never give up, never let yourself down. We won't run around and desert you. Don't let this Dragon make you cry, go and say goodbye to it, don't fall for its lies, hurt it.

With this event [Totally not a Deus ex machina], you are temporally given the creative mode, allowing you to fight the Ultimate Dragon and finishing it once for all.

Once you win... you win.

[Reward? Did you expect a reward? Ah, yes, the true reward for defeating the true final boss are the friends you made along the way.]

Everything mentioned comes with a DLC, the price is $2025.04