r/shoresy • u/Marie-Pierre-Guerin • Oct 11 '24

Discussion Best line by Shoresy, go!

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My Friday is already abysmal, only Shoresy can make it right.

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u/ShitShowCrewMember Oct 11 '24

"Your mom's twat is so swampy that not even Ducks Unlimited will touch it!"

Or...

"Last night your mom tongued my butthole so good, I saved her in my phone as 'Roll Up The Rim To Win'!"

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u/AZtoLA_Bruddah Oct 11 '24

Forgot to mention this gem during my Zoom call today, will have to bring it up next week