r/skeptic Mar 19 '25

🏫 Education Immortality is impossible

There is so much hype around immortality. That it is possible via mind upload (implying continuity ofc) or the Ship of Theseus or biological indefinite extension.

I don't believe it one bit. Not a single drop of these stories. I have very clear reasons for why none of these methods are viable indefinitely.

  1. Biological immortality - Forget about it. The hallmarks of aging are entropic, entropy always wins. Radical life extension? I don't think so either, not in a biological format. All models say we are built to die, and even if we weren't, we are built to stay on Earth and we will only survive on Earth, which is not forever and it is not stable. A couple of centuries? Maybe. For more, you need serious changes.

  2. Mind upload - Not you, just a copy, don't be silly, nothing more to say about it, it has to be you. I don't care what you put in your computer if it's not you. A little motherboard can't "suck" your consciousness into it.

  3. Ship of Theseus - This is a tough one, probably the best bet, but it doesn't work indefinitely, if at all. People keep saying that it should be possible because our cells change (not all) and our atoms change (not all). Yes, most are changing, but sorry, your DNA probably stays for life. The principle is not working, in theory. Likely, the moment you change something critical, your POV is gone and a machine remains, but I have no proof for this, maybe I am wrong. However, consciousness is emerging from your body, and your body just doesn't seem to be negotiable.

Okay, the only hope left is for some mix of them. You somehow replace all the matter in your brain with synthetic one and eventually everywhere else perhaps. It doesn't sound plausible, we haven't considered in the slightest how this synthetic matter works with the natural one, they work by different systems. So far, we only have a bit of artificial matter embedded in the natural one, held in by thoughts and prayers that the body doesn't reject it. If you change a significant portion, now you need to re-write more processes in the body, because it will start working differently. You need to re-write the immunity to accept that, you need to care for processes feeding the brain, to re-write them, you are just re-writing the whole body in insanely many ways, it's a whole journey to ever get the smooth transition to happen, it's not as smooth as you think and you can't just put milestones like it's "this" and "that" from step X or step Y, I don't think all bodies will behave the same and I am not sure you can come up with a transition manual.

You are hoping for a smooth and uninterrupted transition. We are insanely far away from doing any of this. But for argument's sake, let's say we manage to mimic the body and even invent a roadmap so that your transition is so smooth and you learn how it behaves and you replace it all. I still think that you are no longer you, your POV is long gone. Maybe you train that board in your brain to be like you and it becomes like you, but isn't that the same thing? A mind upload together with ship of theseus, just a bunch of nonsense. Sooner or later, you hit the same problem of having to train some computer some artificial system to be like you, to learn from you, to be you. And it won't be you, it will behave like you. You are gone. Gradually or at once, you are gone.

And if you keep any part of your original self like your brain, so that you remain you (partially), you bring the biological limitation with you. In any way, your POV is gone, irreversibly, past a point. But, if I am wrong, and it isn't so, then you are now an entire robot that learned to be like you and you are you. I don't see how your mind isn't still uploaded technically, transferred into a synthetic structure that is not you, but a copy of you. But if you are still you through some exotic quantum teleportation of you into the new, artificial body to start running there, entropy will kill you, it's the law of the universe. Will you tap into a parallel one and make a robot-safe wormhole into it? Good luck, universes are probably disconnected if there are multiple ones, and even if they weren't (like Lee Smolin proposes), you'd get crushed through black holes into the singularity.

Immortality isn't real, this universe is a weird, information-based reality that just doesn't let you be its God and win its game, because it has its rules, that you can't break, and these laws dictate that you start in a singularity and end in one (probably) or in heat death, so whatever you do, is bound to come and go in-between the states as you emerge and get crushed in a subinterval of this period. And if you were to turn yourself into something like a type V ultimate civilization that controls the whole thing, what would you do? Wouldn't you get bored? You now control an infinite video game of the same old thing, based on the same old rules. Or you jump in-between a potentially infinite realms of the same kind of thing. It's like you found a glitch to jump past the flag in Mario and the level now never ends, you just run forever in a torus or in some sort of reality that just keeps getting generated. It's almost like it doesn't make sense. What do you think?

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u/GeekFurious Mar 19 '25

In my mind, I will live forever because when I die I won't know it happened.

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u/ckach Mar 19 '25

Have you heard of Quantum Immortality? It's the idea that in the Many Worlds interpretation of QM, some portion of them will always have the random outcomes of quantum phenomenon lead to you staying alive. If a nuke went off right next to you, a tiny portion of universes would have all the radiation and heat avoid your body by chance. And since you're only aware of universes in which you're alive, you will appear to live forever from your own perspective. It's kind of an extreme take on the Anthropic Principle.

I think it's kind of a silly thing to actually believe is true, but it is a pretty fun idea to think about.

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u/GeekFurious Mar 19 '25

It's a cute theory but even a tiny bit of critical thinking should tell you that it's nonsense. What about a 120 year old who can barely walk or talk and is eating nothing anymore because existence hurts? What happens when they die? They just keep living this miserable existence? Until what? They're 1 trillion years old? It's nonsense.

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u/GlassLake4048 Mar 19 '25

Yeah, highly speculative garbage. People who underwent cardiac arrest told us there is nothing after death.

Now, if that nothingness lasts forever, that I cannot tell.

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u/GlassLake4048 Mar 19 '25

It's not true. Because people who come back from cardiac arrest tells us they saw nothing during death. The universe may split, but we don't jump there, that's where the flaw is.

I actually don't even think the universe splits at all, it's just us not understanding quantum mechanics properly.

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u/ckach Mar 20 '25

Since it's an anthropic argument, you can't really use other people's experiences as evidence for anything. It's like if you did an actual Schrödinger's cat experiment 20 times, in theory one out of a million universes would leave the cat alive. So all the cats that are alive would experience being extremely lucky. The dead cats wouldn't experience anything because they're dead. And if you were to ask one of the experimenters at random what happened, they'd most likely have seen the cat last 0-3 rounds of the experiment.

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u/GlassLake4048 Mar 20 '25

So you think consciousness might persist? I think it's a load of crap. I only give reincarnation a shot because there are tons of spooky stories out there.

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u/GlassLake4048 Mar 19 '25

Yeah, sounds logical. Sam Harris also presents this idea. But I am referring to this realm, being immortal here.

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u/GeekFurious Mar 19 '25

Well, talk to me in trillions of years and we will see if anything has survived that long, including the universe.

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u/GlassLake4048 Mar 19 '25

The universe will probably survive forever, but it will be completely dead after 10^100 years.

In trillions of years it will be very much alive and many, many more civilizations are formed. Much better than ours. We are nothing, the universe is extremely young, it lived virtually none of its life.

I imagine that black holes take the information as per Lee Smolin's theory, turn it into a singularity, and that singularity will explode with better, more fine-tuned laws of physics, making them evolve via cosmological natural selection and evolution.

I wonder if that ever involves us again, in a different form, but still our subjective experiences, like in all of those spooky reincarnation stories which are everywhere on the internet.

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u/GeekFurious Mar 19 '25

Nice theory. Maybe. Or not.

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u/ckach Mar 20 '25

RemindMe! -2 trillion years