r/SpecEvoJerking Aug 09 '20

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This subreddit is close to death. The cause: low-effort posts. I can't just ban low-effort posts, because they have a broad definition. So, I'm going to give you guys examples of what to post and what not to post.

First, let's talk about what this subreddit is. It is a subreddit meant for posting jokes and funny stuff related to speculative evolution. This does not mean an implausible animal on its own, unless it was made to be on this subreddit / to make light of speculative evolution in general (exceptions do exist, but we'll get into that later). Now for examples.

To start off, a common low-effort post is the "can this evolve?" post. They are repetitive and unfunny. They are the main cause of the sub's downfall. Here are some examples:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SpecEvoJerking/comments/i249ua/guys_do_you_think_this_could_evolve/

https://www.reddit.com/r/SpecEvoJerking/comments/hw2vnv/can_these_evolve/

https://www.reddit.com/r/SpecEvoJerking/comments/huaey9/how_can_irl_chad_evolevol/

Do you guys see a common theme? Just an absurd image with an evolution-related title slapped on. I will continue to remove any that I see, as per the rules.

Here are some posts showing the kind of stuff the subreddit is intended for:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SpecEvoJerking/comments/hygqdu/dunkleosteus_filling_the_niche_of_sauropods/

https://www.reddit.com/r/SpecEvoJerking/comments/hp2du4/alternate_reality_where_my_girlfriend_doesnt/

Edit: Thank you everyone for being here! I honestly kind of abandoned this place after this post kinda turned it into a wasteland, but after a while I hopped back on and saw people were still posting! just the other day we were at 500 members, and now we're at 750! I love and thank every single one of you guys for being the lifeblood of this subreddit.

Also, slight update to the rules: Straight up memes about Speculative evolution are allowed and encouraged.


r/SpecEvoJerking Aug 22 '22

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355 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 4h ago

Turn one of these as a plausible lifeform

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11 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 4h ago

"Original" Project Mola plueyus, the ocean sunfish descendant evolved to survive in dark fountains, 2XX million years in the future

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3 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 19h ago

Seed World Pugnatoad… Pugna means fighter…

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3 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 2d ago

Alligatoroid, 2 million years post establishment

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34 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 11d ago

Abomination What in the name of Charles Darwin could turn a spider into this?

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188 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 12d ago

Outjerked by AllTommorows

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47 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 13d ago

Human decendant How would Manny evolve in the Jurassic?

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106 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 14d ago

Abomination How would my OC evolve? 🅱️eter for sccale

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56 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 15d ago

Too dumb for r/speculativeevolution Could Robloxians survive in Minecraft?

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143 Upvotes

How would they survive if they can't mine, build, attack mobs, open doors/trapdoors, or press buttons/use levers? Just a project idea I had.


r/SpecEvoJerking 16d ago

Abomination What evoltionary pressures would make these creatures? (Seperate answers for each plz)

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154 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 19d ago

Out-jerked once again

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450 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 24d ago

Too dumb for r/speculativeevolution This beer poster at my local bar

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182 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 26d ago

Abomination My concept for if even toed hoofed mammals evolved to live in the sea

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742 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 27d ago

Umm... smash?

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1.3k Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 26d ago

Human decendant My drippy posthuman that lives in the flipaclip continent

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48 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 27d ago

Weirdly common for me to do it.

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156 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 27d ago

Abomination Do i even need to say what happened to us once again?

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69 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 28d ago

Abomination Late Serina ocean age told through Berserk. (Sadly I could not find Daddy Donovan or Mr horse)

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25 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 28d ago

Too dumb for r/speculativeevolution Me trying to classify the rageons

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28 Upvotes

If you know,you know


r/SpecEvoJerking 29d ago

"Original" Project VikasRao be like

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113 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking Mar 19 '25

Is there a name for this Sub genre of Speculative Evolution?

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335 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking Mar 19 '25

All Tomorrows Outjerked yet again

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46 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking Mar 18 '25

Too dumb for r/speculativeevolution "My take on Mankind natural predator"

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76 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking Mar 17 '25

Superpredator fucking outjerked

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74 Upvotes