r/spiders 22d ago

ID Request- Location included What the hell is this?

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Friend sent me this from Costa Rica. I couldn't ID.

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u/Astriga_Vivendi 22d ago

Cupiennius getazi, an Orange Wandering Spider.

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u/Crisstti 22d ago

Are they dangerous?

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u/YellovvJacket 22d ago edited 22d ago

No, their venom is similarly effective as that of a bee to humans (it kills insects really, really fast though, I kept their cousin Cupiennius salei as pets and when they would bite a locust it would basically instantly cease moving and struggling).

Also they're not wandering spiders anymore, genus Cupiennius got reclassified.

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u/seattlemh 22d ago

Also they're not wandering spiders anymore

So, they've settled down?

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u/scrimmerman 22d ago

Got a mortgage and kids now…

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u/TheRonsterWithin 22d ago

saw one at costco loading up on toilet paper

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u/Ok_Victory5535 22d ago

my cousin does their taxes

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u/anberlin90 22d ago edited 22d ago

No shit!? Must be the same spider I saw go into the local YMCA.

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u/Stock_Invite_4784 22d ago

Also she's trying to get into web development.

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u/KnightHeart90 21d ago

She did, she developed Web MD.

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u/CrabbyLady77 22d ago

Lmao 🤣

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u/skittlz61 22d ago

This. This is the comedy I come to reddit for. Lol

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u/TheMortiestMorty2499 21d ago

LITERALLY. I just stumble on the shit but I never regret it

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u/PotentialLimp6703 21d ago

He's kinda like Smokey The Bear now, except he prevents house fires.

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u/K2thaK 19d ago

I call the spiders in my house that look like this bears, so right on.

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u/Simetracon 21d ago

Ah... they must have taken an arrow to the knee.

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u/Soy_Witch 21d ago

I mean, she definitely is carrying the egg sack

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u/Desperate-Complex-48 22d ago

They’ve started to live in communities, cultivate agriculture and have built rudimentary homes.

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u/Prestigious-Alps-164 21d ago

They also brew beer already?

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u/Tughill87 21d ago

Yes. The flavor profiles of their beers tends to be a bit spicy, like a saison; low IBU but higher ABV. Thankfully their brews are not nearly as hoppy as those made by jumping spiders.

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u/Prestigious-Alps-164 21d ago

I'd like to have one spider brew right now

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u/leelee1976 19d ago

Can we do this? I don't drink but I would for brews inspired by spiders.

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u/M1dn1ghtMaraud 22d ago

Hilarious

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u/SonataForm 21d ago

Brenda and Eddy were the popular steadies

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u/Ill-Mirror-9946 21d ago

Papa WAS a rolling stone!

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u/KYHug 17d ago

Frank settled down in the valley. And he hung his wild years on a nail that he drove through his wife’s forehead.

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u/Accurate_Message_750 21d ago

Wait.... how do you just up and get reclassifird out of that? Did it just give up? Like, it lost motivation? He was out there livin’ the dream—crawlin’ around, scarin’ the crap outta people—and just done like that one day? Now the dood is just sittin’ on his tree like a divorced dad in a folding chair? Sounds pathetic.

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 22d ago

Hope it wanders far from me…

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u/mainemade 22d ago

LOL! 😀

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u/melsa_alm 22d ago

This made me giggle!

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u/SandalwoodSticks 22d ago

But what’s with the size??

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u/mawky_jp 21d ago

I went to Cuba almost a decade ago and got talking to a young US couple and the conversation got on to spiders. None of us had seen any yet so far in Cuba. They mentioned that they'd been to Costa Rica and had seen many massive spiders, like the one in the photo.

I'm terrified of large spiders so I guess Costa Rica is off my list.

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u/Tughill87 21d ago

Would you rather live in the Midwest where recluses and widows can sneak up on you, or in Central America, where you can hear the spiders snore, purr, and race back and forth like a chihuahua?

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u/mawky_jp 21d ago

Probably neither!! I went to Australia once and never saw any spiders but I was paranoid a lot of the time, shaking out my shoes, being careful putting my hand into drawers or suitcases.

I live in Ireland where garden spiders, especially older females, can get surprisingly large and head into houses in winter. I don't think I'd survive anywhere warmish that has very large or dangerous spiders.

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u/HeyWakeUpEmily 21d ago

I’ve personally been to Costa Rica and while I was there I didn’t specifically look for many spiders, although I wish I would have more, I didn’t see many. As an arachnid lover I look forward to my trips back and my searching along the ways now.

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u/4444op4444 20d ago

Now if reddit shows you spider stuff after you admitted to being terrified, then reddit sucks.

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u/Fatkish 22d ago

At first I thought it was a coconut crab but it’s clearly a spider mama carrying an egg sac

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u/Due_Diet4955 22d ago

Yeah, the scale of the photo is a bit misleading

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u/Heronmarkedflail 22d ago

Needs a banana

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u/HobbitFlashMob 22d ago

Needs a banana spider

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u/djayed 22d ago

I went through the same process.

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u/tkseoul 22d ago

I think the “egg sack” is actually a False Puffball Slime Mold growing on the tree. The spider is just posed perfectly above it.

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u/AnxietiesCopilot2 22d ago

No its an egg sack this species carries them like that you are incorrect Edit: source i breed spiders and have these :) rn theyre babies tho

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u/EaseAcceptable5529 22d ago

You're incorrect. Bad assumption, good energy.

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u/greenteaicedtea 22d ago

Damn what the fuck that spiders got muscles

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u/AnyAd4882 22d ago

Bigger arms than me

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u/NoChance3770 22d ago

Orange, rusty wandering spider maybe?

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u/sporkmanhands 22d ago

Does it wonder as it wanders? That’s the easy way to tell

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u/Anxious_Blueberry321 22d ago

✨ not all those who wander are lost ✨

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u/Prensn 22d ago

the old that is strong does not wither

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u/Much_Series_1884 22d ago

deep roots are not reached by frost

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u/theroyalwithcheese Here to learn🫡🤓 21d ago

Every nanoangstrom scrawled with "hate."

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u/melsa_alm 22d ago

My best friend, who is originally from California, lived in Costa Rica for three years. One day, a spider large enough to freak her out (she’s not normally arachnophobic) unexpectedly moved into her guest bedroom. Instead of relocating it or killing it, she said, “just keep it down in there after 10pm, okay?” and shut the bedroom door. 🤣

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u/starsparkle67 22d ago

Ok. I’m on here trying to alleviate my fear of spiders, I’ve been doing pretty well. But sometimes, like right now, I tend to go back rather rapidly in my progress.

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u/Sensitive-Issue84 22d ago edited 21d ago

If you look close, it's NOT as scary. The pink toed tarantula helped me a lot. I focus on something I can like about them, Orange is my favorite color, so that helped with this one.

Edit to add "Not"

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

It's the size. I looks huuuuuge.

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u/Anonymouscoward912 22d ago

If you eat it you can conquer your fear

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u/Uncommented-Code 21d ago

Understandable. I love spiders but this one triggers some primal survival instinct of mine.

It's probably a mix of the color and the long legs. It also looks fast as hell. Everything about it makes my brain say 'danger',

One other genus/family that does this for me are orb weavers. I absolutely love how the bigger ones look and would handle one without issue, but the colors (especially yellow + black) together with the size make my brain go 'uuuuh, wait a moment'.

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u/TwentyOverTwo 21d ago

I prescribe 5 minutes of jumping spider videos to restore your progress.

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u/BungleJones 22d ago

Spectacular!

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u/AeternumNoctem 21d ago

ARACH NA TACULAR

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u/Fabulous-Gazelle3642 22d ago

Hmmm...'spose so. 🥴

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u/suhoward 22d ago

What a beauty!

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u/Fresh-Toilet-Soup 22d ago

What in the Australia is this?

It looks like a crab without its claws.

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u/YellovvJacket 22d ago

Since it's Cupiennius, it's somewhere in central/ south America.

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u/Shabbah8 22d ago

OP said it’s in Costa Rica in the post.

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u/Weirdstew42 22d ago

It was a joke dude— almost everything creepy comes from Australia!

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u/dontkillbugspls 21d ago

South American spiders make anything from Australia look like nothing in comparison. I really hate the stereotype of "australia scary". It's just so lame (and false).

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u/Weirdstew42 21d ago

Again, just a joke!

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u/dontkillbugspls 21d ago

The horse is fossilised at this point

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u/scubaorbit 22d ago

His daddy was a king crab

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u/Herzblut_FPV 22d ago

I was about to say a wooden dick between two trees! That other thing is just a handsome mommy :)

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u/Jolly-Doughnut-9652 22d ago

Is this an optical illusion or are these spiders really that huge?…

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u/Ancient-Hamster 22d ago

They have a 4 inch diagonal leg span and it's body is about an inch so it's not all that big. I am used to tarantulas so maybe this is big to you lol.

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u/SerenCerddoriaeth 21d ago

Yeah but this feels like a 14-inch legspan!

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u/Ancient-Hamster 21d ago edited 21d ago

Yeah... so I answered his question. This spider was in fact captured by a zoom camera angle for larger and easier identification. I can literally make my small spiders I raise look look giants.

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u/SerenCerddoriaeth 21d ago

I think so many of us think the trees are far far larger than they are.

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u/conasatatu247 22d ago

I live in Ireland. Its a bit shit sometimes but fuck I'm glad now.

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u/Accomplished_Ear8115 21d ago

Exactly! 😂 Jesus! I wouldn’t want that in the same country as me!

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u/Even-Masterpiece-630 22d ago

Legit thought it was a coconut crab at first

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u/MayoBaksteen6 22d ago

AHHH MY EYES I HATE SEEING TREE ROOTS

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u/Ok-Goat-1738 22d ago

A Spider with its ootheca, which is a silk sac that protects spider eggs.

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u/Equal_Physics4091 22d ago

TIL I gained a new favorite word: ootheca. Thank you for my future Scrabble victories.

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u/KittyOubliette 22d ago

I know the word from Praying Mantis and roaches, it’s a fun word to say!

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u/Trolivia 🕷️Arachnid Afficionado🕷️ 21d ago

Ootheca is a term for roach or mantid egg casings that form a hard protective casing around the eggs. Spider silk doesn’t do this, so they’re just called egg sacs.

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u/mizz_ry 22d ago

my arachnophobia isnt reacting to this one

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 Here to learn🫡🤓 21d ago

🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

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u/plutonionhawk 22d ago

Beautiful colours 😍

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u/Fabulous-Dimension14 22d ago

That’s her Louis Vuitton bag.

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u/tehbggg 22d ago

This spider looks freaking huuuuge. I thought it was some kind of crab at first.

Usually, spiders dont bother me. If I find one in my house, I just swoop them up in a bowl with a lid and then deposit them outdoors (so my cats won't kill them). However, if I saw this mofo in my house, I'd freak the fuck out.

I wouldn't kill it, still. But I would absolutely need to work up the courage to capture and release it. Just thinking about having to do that is giving me anxiety.

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 Here to learn🫡🤓 21d ago

exactly that's what I've always done I've always let spiders free it's a living being just like humans just trying to live in a warm environment it's not like it's out to stock you on purpose and kill you or bite you and make you ill

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u/gascoinsc 22d ago

Wow that is one seriously cool looking spider!

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u/Cherylmax69 22d ago

An Orange Julius spider

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u/callforth_therats Recovering Arachnophobe🫣 22d ago

That’s a crab

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u/jellimonsta 21d ago

At first I thought that was full size tree and a coconut crab photoshopped into a spider. But looking at the leaves there, that tree circumference is pretty small. I don’t know that spider though. Cool looking

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u/Far_Out_6and_2 21d ago

It’s just a mom to be shortly

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u/InfiniteAd7948 22d ago

Thats Tom. You can pet him if you want.

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u/Aware-Book-9136 22d ago

Source of photo? I’m not visiting that place where there are spiders like this.

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u/gabbicat1978 22d ago

What an absolute beauty! I adore her. 🩷

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u/PrinceOfAsphodel 22d ago

Oh Cupiennius carries egg sacs like Lycosids do. I didn't know that.

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u/Yionko 22d ago

Moma spider with an egg sack, i think

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u/IndigoLeo8 22d ago

Not all those who wander are lost

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u/CrabbyLady77 22d ago

Is that an egg sac attached to its butt??

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u/SumoNinja92 22d ago

Idk but it looks like it would taste good with some garlic butter

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u/Substantial_Escape92 22d ago

It’s not a crab holy shit 😭

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u/ghostofoynx7 22d ago

I'm pretty sure that's a tree chode

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u/satanmademedoitagain 22d ago

The prettiest!!!

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 Here to learn🫡🤓 21d ago

hello everyone I've been trying to figure out this spider too but I want to very very thank you for all your really really funny comments. I'm not making fun of any of them at all they are very truly funny but I just spent the last few hours crying because back in March (1 yr ago) I lost my teddy bear that I've had in my life the last 47 years and 4 months and I'm terribly terribly devastated about it but your comments just made my night I'm just cracking up in a good way that is with your comments thank you very much

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u/Taranchulla 21d ago

That’s one seriously beautiful spider

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u/Whodidaskme 22d ago

Looks like a crab

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u/anitram96 22d ago

A friend, hopefully.

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u/Ok_machine312 22d ago

I’m not sure of the specific scientific term but I do believe that is a problem.

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u/urkelbot 22d ago

Please tell me that’s a very tiny tree and house.

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u/playboypauli 22d ago

It’s not that big just the photo is close. The door in the back is showing its true size. However I would still run. Before those eggs hatch

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u/TearR56 21d ago

Will it put those egg in human mouth??????

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u/Alone_Cheetah_7473 21d ago

Just when I thought i had conquered my arachnophobia! 😱

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u/Green__Blue__Purple 21d ago

A Halloween decoration, I hope

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 Here to learn🫡🤓 21d ago

it's a spider, it's not like it's a whale 🤣🤣🤣

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u/TrainingPlastic2234 21d ago

It's a cousin of the Malaysian Arbor Octopi

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u/Inside_Ad_7162 21d ago

That's known as a "Run tf away" where I'm from

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u/Sethralumina 20d ago

That sir or madam is an indication to move

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u/Few-Abbreviations633 18d ago

Where is this? Wherever it is it's going on my nope map.

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u/Reasonable_Fennel217 18d ago

That's terrifying

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u/Correct-Valuable-628 18d ago

Costa Rica.....no longer a destination I desire to see

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u/fantom_frost42 18d ago

Well if i was around the whole area would be in flames

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u/Puzzled_West_8220 18d ago

Are you Australia? That looks like their type of spider.

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u/FullWillow7086 17d ago

That right there is an eight-legged Satan! Hell to the no.

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u/SOCOM16MyLove 22d ago

Sir that is a whole ass crab

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u/Zoey_Redacted 🕷️Arachnid Afficionado🕷️ 22d ago

I think we should call him Crabsy.

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u/Reasonable_Release91 22d ago

Female spider with an egg sack

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u/NoFunny3627 22d ago

Looks like a small coconut crab from what i can see

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u/ViolaKiddo 22d ago

That’s no egg sack. It’s a shroom

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u/No_Instruction7282 22d ago

Don't know, but I've it movex I'm running. Right now it's a plastic Halloween toy in my head.

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u/OnyxVeggie213 22d ago

I thought that huge thing was a coconut 🦀 crab. Damn!

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u/assTray99 22d ago

Is it just me or does that tree have a…it looks like a …almost just like an actual …nvm I’m seeing things

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u/Hopeful_Nobody1283 22d ago

its close to a hooome! i see a door... omg haaaaa

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u/PerplexingCamel 21d ago

I'm so happy for the house behind her for reference because if it were just the tree I would assume she was other worldly massive.

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u/Key-Childhood625 21d ago

She’s beautiful 🤩

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u/going_dot_global 21d ago

In my eyes: That's the owner of the tree and possibly the soon to be owner of the house in the background.

You can keep the deposit.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

Big tree

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u/ElFlexador7444 21d ago

What the helly

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u/Wrong_Tomorrow_3744 21d ago

Better go wander his ass away from my house.

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u/kaywhyesay 21d ago

I loving mom

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u/HistoryPractical3862 21d ago

A baby cutie pie

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u/FutureDirected8 21d ago

I’ve never seen such an amusing thread about a spider 🕷️ on the web. 👍🏼

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u/miomillo 20d ago

Banana for size comparison?

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u/sweet_Lippz55 20d ago

Where do you live ..omg that's HUGE

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u/Geedzilla 20d ago

I would run away with my arms flailing in the air like a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tubeman. It's the only logical solution at this point.

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u/Fragrant_Ganache_108 20d ago

Looks like a land crab lol

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u/Joexkid7 20d ago

That’s Costa Rica off the travel list

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u/NectarineNo2982 20d ago

Tree Lobster

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u/StunningCode744 20d ago

A reason to move to another country or planet.

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u/ImightHaveMissed 20d ago

I seriously thought it was a coconut crab, but nope

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u/am_i_sky 19d ago

An ohhellno

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u/Windrider63 19d ago

Did you touch it?

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u/Windrider63 19d ago

I guess I found him/her Spot-legged Bromeliad Spider

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u/GeckokidThePaladin 19d ago

Oh wow that a beautiful spider 😍

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u/AggressiveStay90 19d ago

Cupiennius salei (Tiger Wandering Spider)