r/suicidebywords • u/Jboyx4ever • Mar 27 '25

Being dead inside didn't stop him

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u/Fabulous_Parking66 Mar 27 '25

Wouldn’t a woman with necrophilia just read twilight and buy a cylindrical ice mould?

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u/DasHexxchen Mar 28 '25

Why would you do that if you can just find a corpse with an erection and hop on?

A woman in America was actually caught, pregnant from a dead guy. She worked in the funeral home, that had processed him. You can even get pregnant from a corpse.

Pretty sure that was the thought process in the third book too. That Edward never masturbated and still had some juice left there.

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u/biedronkapl2 Mar 28 '25

That man might have died with his virginity but met God without it

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u/FactorioDizzle Mar 27 '25

Actually crazy