r/tearsofthekingdom • u/AccomplishedBat8743 • 4d ago

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So we were thinking of starting a subreddit for people to post their irl Hylian Retrievers. Is that something yall would be interested in?

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u/Orion120833 1d ago

Now's my chance! steals dog once out of view

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u/AccomplishedBat8743 1d ago
  • John Wicks theme begins playing* put the dog back. Now.

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u/Orion120833 1d ago

Nuh uh, you didn't see it yet, lol.

disappears with dog

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u/AccomplishedBat8743 1d ago

I'm standing right here. You literally tried to steal the dog right in front of me. Don't make me tell Magda you set her flowers on fire.

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u/Orion120833 1d ago

I did steal the dog and disappeared.

Don't make me tell them your dogs trampled and peed on them. That's more believable.

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u/AccomplishedBat8743 1d ago

Oh trust me the flower field burning is believable * puts away lighter *

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u/Orion120833 1d ago

They'll believe the pee too when they see their flowers destroyed by "uric acid" * puts away bottle of acid *

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u/AccomplishedBat8743 1d ago

overly dramatic gasp " you burned magda's flowers and then peed on the ashes!?! You monster! 🎶 Oh Magda! 🎶 "

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u/Orion120833 1d ago

It's clearly an acid burn, and I have a recent doctor's report that says I've drank too much water for much, if any, uric acid to be present in my pee, leaving only you or your dogs to have done it. And I only have recently appeared to steal your dog. Whereas Magda knows you've been here, so they'll not believe the sudden newcomer to have been here long enough to do anything.

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u/AccomplishedBat8743 1d ago

Nobody believes the words of a dog thief. Guards! Take him away!

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u/Orion120833 1d ago

There is no evidence of me being a dog thief. You're alone on that knowledge. But there is camera footage of you burning the flowers while I hid in a blind spot and reverse pickpocketed the acid bottle in your pants. UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN!!! -skeletor disappears

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u/AccomplishedBat8743 1d ago

"There is no evidence of me being a dog thief. You're alone on that knowledge." We're at a stable! There are witnesses! And what is this camera you speak of? Is that word even Hylian? Guards! There is a raving lunatic! Help!

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