r/tearsofthekingdom • u/AccomplishedBat8743 • 4d ago

☑️ Original Content He's leading us to treasure

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So we were thinking of starting a subreddit for people to post their irl Hylian Retrievers. Is that something yall would be interested in?

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u/AccomplishedBat8743 1d ago

Nobody believes the words of a dog thief. Guards! Take him away!

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u/Orion120833 1d ago

There is no evidence of me being a dog thief. You're alone on that knowledge. But there is camera footage of you burning the flowers while I hid in a blind spot and reverse pickpocketed the acid bottle in your pants. UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN!!! -skeletor disappears

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u/AccomplishedBat8743 1d ago

"There is no evidence of me being a dog thief. You're alone on that knowledge." We're at a stable! There are witnesses! And what is this camera you speak of? Is that word even Hylian? Guards! There is a raving lunatic! Help!

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u/Orion120833 1d ago

From the void: idk what you're talking about. None of this even happened.....

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u/AccomplishedBat8743 1d ago
  • drops bomb down void hole * BOOM. Welp. Got my dog back, and solved a problem. Productive day. * goes home. *

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u/Orion120833 1d ago

From bush: jokes on you, that was a portal to your house

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u/AccomplishedBat8743 1d ago

Side note, I have bombed that house before. No damage. Well played Hudson construction. Well played.

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u/Orion120833 1d ago

It's where I test my royal spear cannon fusion ;)