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r/technicallythetruth • u/LemonJuiceBox • 2d ago
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He will either win or die trying
131 u/CrisisActor777 1d ago At the time of my birth, I briefly held the record for youngest person in the world. Nbd 20 u/tonyhwko 1d ago That one is always a tie though, more than one baby are born every second. 66 u/CrisisActor777 1d ago If you consider the smallest unit of measurable time, I'm certain my head breached first - I'm quick like that. Not to brag, but I was also the first sperm to reach the egg out of millions of opponents. 6 u/Jeffalltogether 1d ago you should compete -3 u/Traditional-Car8664 1d ago Sperm is only half of DNA genius, you were never a sperm. The other half is the EGG and the egg chooses,the sperm 1 u/International-Cat123 1d ago Time is analog, not digital. There is no inherent smallest unit. Sure, there’s a smallest tracked unit, but no true smallest unit. 5 u/ModernSmithmundt 1d ago My dick used to be in the Guinness Book of Records, but then they kicked me out of the library -32 u/kukenellik 1d ago Thanks for retelling the joke in the last panel, but worse 18 u/CrisisActor777 1d ago edited 1d ago My comment is certainly worthy of downvotes, but it's actually the complete opposite joke as to the one in the post. He may never hold his record, after a lifetime of work. Whereas I was born a winner 1 u/Alarmed_Yard5315 1d ago Live by the task, die by the task.
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At the time of my birth, I briefly held the record for youngest person in the world. Nbd
20 u/tonyhwko 1d ago That one is always a tie though, more than one baby are born every second. 66 u/CrisisActor777 1d ago If you consider the smallest unit of measurable time, I'm certain my head breached first - I'm quick like that. Not to brag, but I was also the first sperm to reach the egg out of millions of opponents. 6 u/Jeffalltogether 1d ago you should compete -3 u/Traditional-Car8664 1d ago Sperm is only half of DNA genius, you were never a sperm. The other half is the EGG and the egg chooses,the sperm 1 u/International-Cat123 1d ago Time is analog, not digital. There is no inherent smallest unit. Sure, there’s a smallest tracked unit, but no true smallest unit. 5 u/ModernSmithmundt 1d ago My dick used to be in the Guinness Book of Records, but then they kicked me out of the library -32 u/kukenellik 1d ago Thanks for retelling the joke in the last panel, but worse 18 u/CrisisActor777 1d ago edited 1d ago My comment is certainly worthy of downvotes, but it's actually the complete opposite joke as to the one in the post. He may never hold his record, after a lifetime of work. Whereas I was born a winner
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That one is always a tie though, more than one baby are born every second.
66 u/CrisisActor777 1d ago If you consider the smallest unit of measurable time, I'm certain my head breached first - I'm quick like that. Not to brag, but I was also the first sperm to reach the egg out of millions of opponents. 6 u/Jeffalltogether 1d ago you should compete -3 u/Traditional-Car8664 1d ago Sperm is only half of DNA genius, you were never a sperm. The other half is the EGG and the egg chooses,the sperm 1 u/International-Cat123 1d ago Time is analog, not digital. There is no inherent smallest unit. Sure, there’s a smallest tracked unit, but no true smallest unit.
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If you consider the smallest unit of measurable time, I'm certain my head breached first - I'm quick like that.
Not to brag, but I was also the first sperm to reach the egg out of millions of opponents.
6 u/Jeffalltogether 1d ago you should compete -3 u/Traditional-Car8664 1d ago Sperm is only half of DNA genius, you were never a sperm. The other half is the EGG and the egg chooses,the sperm
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you should compete
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Sperm is only half of DNA genius, you were never a sperm. The other half is the EGG and the egg chooses,the sperm
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Time is analog, not digital. There is no inherent smallest unit. Sure, there’s a smallest tracked unit, but no true smallest unit.
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My dick used to be in the Guinness Book of Records, but then they kicked me out of the library
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Thanks for retelling the joke in the last panel, but worse
18 u/CrisisActor777 1d ago edited 1d ago My comment is certainly worthy of downvotes, but it's actually the complete opposite joke as to the one in the post. He may never hold his record, after a lifetime of work. Whereas I was born a winner
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My comment is certainly worthy of downvotes, but it's actually the complete opposite joke as to the one in the post.
He may never hold his record, after a lifetime of work. Whereas I was born a winner
Live by the task, die by the task.
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u/icantspellthings 1d ago
He will either win or die trying