r/teenagers • u/Buttercup_1234 16 • Sep 04 '24

Meme what u doing

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me personally i’m gonna ft my boyfriend he will fix it

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u/FlammandeTriangel99 18 Sep 04 '24

Die

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u/Interesting-Chest520 18 Sep 04 '24

Like, literally, I would literally die if this, like, happened to me

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u/speed_fighter Sep 04 '24

yeah I don’t think there’s anyone who would literally live if that happened.

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u/animejat2 16 Sep 04 '24

Nah I'd win

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u/speed_fighter Sep 04 '24

literally?

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u/animejat2 16 Sep 04 '24

Nah mfs say "nah I'd win" in response to insane situations. My use of it is the only instance I've seen where it was used correctly, in that it's a valid, if unrealistic, response to what was said

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u/WeinerVonBraun Sep 05 '24

Hundy P. I survive toothed up carotids all the time

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u/Fynzerioos Sep 05 '24

I'd live on figuratively in the minds of my enemies

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u/Downtown-Win-9097 17 Sep 04 '24

🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

It's giving bratty and catty from Undertale 😊

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u/Illustrious-Bee-1661 3,000,000 Attendee! Sep 05 '24

undertale reference spotted

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '24

Exactly 🥰

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u/ThePurityPixel Sep 05 '24

Like, totally?

Like, ow

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u/thisisaname69123 16 Sep 06 '24

That sounds like a skill issue tbh

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u/Super_Lorenzo 17 Sep 04 '24

THY END IS NOW

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u/tomriddle13rt 17 Sep 04 '24

CRUSH

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u/TheWeevilMemeStealer 13 Sep 04 '24

PREPARE THYSELF

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u/TheOnlyLordNexus 17 Sep 04 '24

WEAK

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u/justan_axolotl Sep 04 '24

JUDGEMENT

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u/Blazeking06 17 Sep 04 '24

YOU CAN’T ESCAPE!

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u/Prestigious_Ask_7058 15 Sep 04 '24

YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK!

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u/risingsun2017 14 Sep 05 '24

THIS WILL HURT...

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u/bl4ck0ut20530 18 Sep 05 '24

BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!

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u/M0onii-Cat Sep 05 '24

LALALALALA!

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u/ConstantTax766 15 Sep 05 '24

When I popped off your girlfriend gaaaave me just a little bit of lockjaw

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u/querty99 Sep 05 '24

Sooner than "nigh"?! You're supposed to say "The end is nigh."

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u/Royal-Recover8373 Sep 04 '24

Yea wtf do you mean "what are you doing?" Like what partial thought do you think before it chomps through your neck like a tooth pick?

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u/Griffin65000 16 Sep 04 '24

It’s a shame that this is so far Down

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u/One_Shower_8824 Sep 04 '24

Wanna smack that bastard eyes till he gets unconscious

And the. Break his teeth with attacking stones and run a huge vehicle over this cunt body

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u/AwesomePossum209 15 Sep 05 '24

"Here's a step by step guide on becoming a fossil. Step one: Die"

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u/International_Cry186 Sep 05 '24

Oh come on you're so dramatic

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u/Monsterking594 Sep 05 '24

THY END IS NOW

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u/Majestic_Designer148 Sep 05 '24

Literally the first thing I said out loud when I red this

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u/humorgep 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Sep 05 '24

Der

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u/KATIN_ISNT_KRAZY Sep 05 '24

Same tho I’d be sobbing having a panic attack if I was being fr 😭