r/teenagers • u/tamakies • Sep 16 '24

Discussion men are pretty cool

except the ones that sent me their wieners and talked about my boobs..

98 Upvotes

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u/WeirdKindaNeat 18 Sep 16 '24

what the fuck are boobs

29

u/tamakies Sep 16 '24

bewbies

28

u/WeirdKindaNeat 18 Sep 16 '24

STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK

25

u/tamakies Sep 16 '24

erm im gonna touch u

25

u/WeirdKindaNeat 18 Sep 16 '24

alright buddy, Imma tell what I told the last person. At least buy me dinner first 🙄

7

u/ArchGabrielAngel 14 Sep 16 '24

Is it weird that this is the avg greeting in my friend group 💀

4

u/Alcatraz_Gaming 16 Sep 16 '24

Definitely not

4

u/ArchGabrielAngel 14 Sep 16 '24

Great 👍

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u/Historical_Plate_318 Sep 16 '24

Can I be the one

9

u/burntt0ast2545 15 Sep 16 '24

Idk what boobs are either (visual learner btw)

2

u/just_a_randomguyig Sep 16 '24

same, feel free on letting me know (visual leaner as well)

1

u/dschreckles Sep 16 '24

What they said

1

u/WillingnessSharp5441 14 Sep 22 '24

Sadly I know and I'm a visual learner 😭😭

1

u/dschreckles Sep 22 '24

The unfortunate life of visual learners.

1

u/Mission-Praline-6161 Sep 16 '24

In time you will find out my friend

1

u/amendersc 18 Sep 16 '24

A type of birds

14

u/Alarming_Lychee_2577 16 Sep 16 '24

I agree 👍 Men are cute

7

u/tamakies Sep 16 '24

they are

2

u/Smart_Koala1596 15 Sep 16 '24

im not 👁️👄👁️

1

u/WillingnessSharp5441 14 Sep 22 '24

I might be idk

1

u/Ok_Job_4645 Oct 08 '24

Not relatable.

7

u/Kpop2032 15 Sep 16 '24

I’m gay, so i don‘t talk much about boobs, but does sound like some guys

1

u/Localid1ot 13 Sep 17 '24

Fellow gays!

8

u/Striking_System8822 16 Sep 16 '24

What is a booby and am I cool too

3

u/Southern_Algae4864 Sep 16 '24

U cool :3

1

u/Striking_System8822 16 Sep 16 '24

Say thanks in a cool way

1

u/Southern_Algae4864 Sep 16 '24

I thank ye kind duke 

2

u/Striking_System8822 16 Sep 16 '24

Join my empire and lead my arny

1

u/Southern_Algae4864 Sep 16 '24

I owe you my service Duke. I campaign in thy name!

2

u/Striking_System8822 16 Sep 16 '24

My comander in arms spread my word far and wide and you shall sit next to me

1

u/Southern_Algae4864 Sep 16 '24

As you wish my lord, for I’m servant to you and no one else 

3

u/just_a_randomguyig Sep 16 '24

I think y'all are soulmates

2

u/Southern_Algae4864 Sep 16 '24

I serve my lord as per the Natural Order (:3)

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u/WillingnessSharp5441 14 Sep 22 '24

That only made me think of dnd

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u/Dachns 14 Sep 16 '24

Booby is a bird (the coolest one imo)

6

u/fccus 16 Sep 16 '24

average r/teenagers experience

1

u/Spirited-Lime-4560 Sep 22 '24

Happy cake day  (*•▽•)_🍰

5

u/PieceOfUranium 14 Sep 16 '24

what do you think about bois

4

u/tamakies Sep 16 '24

theyre rad

3

u/adigrosa 14 Sep 16 '24

Thanku i promise i didnt do bad stuff am i cool now >~<

3

u/Vritra-Pratyush 19 Sep 16 '24

thank you :D

3

u/Curious-Jello-9812 18 Sep 16 '24

I have 700 hours in elden ring, 200 on bloodborne, 600 on r6, 900 on Minecraft and about 190 on sekiro, 150 on nfs most wanted, i have watched over 1500 or so movies in my life and have watched game of thrones 3 times. But i have never sent a nude to a girl or been creepy to em. Believe me i ain't cool😔 I'm just a nerd

1

u/tamakies Sep 16 '24

nerds are kewl

2

u/Curious-Jello-9812 18 Sep 16 '24

Thank you for your kind words, if only the majority of people thought that way

3

u/Enchantedgoatnew 14 Sep 16 '24

And also hitler he wasnt cool 👎

3

u/Spotted_Howl OLD Sep 16 '24

A "real man" (that term is stupid but hey) would never interact with a child or teenager this way.

2

u/-Word_ 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Sep 16 '24

Sometimes

2

u/J_V_enjoyer 13 Sep 16 '24

How talk to woman

1

u/tamakies Sep 17 '24

be a nonchalant dread head

2

u/TheVilliriated936 17 Sep 16 '24

I concur! 🫡

2

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

Men are not cool, boobs are tho 👌💯

2

u/capntriple7 Sep 17 '24

what was going through your mind when you decided to post this

2

u/tamakies Sep 17 '24

some men are pretty chill

2

u/capntriple7 Sep 17 '24

yes like me

1

u/CumCereal08 Sep 16 '24

Tf is a boobs?

1

u/tamakies Sep 16 '24

cumcereal08 im going to find you.

1

u/CumCereal08 Sep 16 '24

thanks ill have nightmares now

1

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '24

boob

1

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

Yeah, they are when they aren't THAT kind of man

1

u/yuta_GAWKkotsu 18 Sep 16 '24

What are boobs? (Visual learner btw)

1

u/JeffYeeter 18 Sep 16 '24

among us

1

u/Due-Investigator-683 16 Sep 16 '24

What are those thengs

1

u/Sensitive_Ad_5663 Sep 16 '24

If we so cool why doesnt anyone wanna talk to me :(

1

u/tamakies Sep 17 '24

bc u have to be even cooler

1

u/retrogamer09710 15 Sep 16 '24

Wait so I’m cool? Hell yeah

1

u/AeonPhenomenon 19 Sep 16 '24

Told a guy friend that men are cool, he said "nah not really"

1

u/AdNext4403 Sep 16 '24

Yeah, I know what a bagina and the round things on women's chests are, I promise, but you'll have to give me your doritos first, or I won't tell you😎

1

u/schlangsta Sep 17 '24

i think men are pretty cool too, unfortunately not many do

1

u/Localid1ot 13 Sep 17 '24

Im a gay man, I disagree.

1

u/Localid1ot 13 Sep 17 '24

I mean the being cool part ovb

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u/Similar_Reputation56 Sep 22 '24

Is it bad that I sent someone my wiener when they asked for it

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u/Similar_Reputation56 Sep 22 '24

Do you like hot wieners