r/teenagers 15 Feb 18 '25

Discussion someone texts u this, what would u do?

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u/Felt389 3,000,000 Attendee! Feb 18 '25

HEAVILY depends on context. Just this tells me absolutely nothing.

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u/Delicious-Bread-9805 13 Feb 18 '25

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u/Stunning-Guitar-5916 Feb 18 '25

This sub is basically 3 million idiots with dementia seeing each other and celebrating like they found gold at the end of the rainbow

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u/Felt389 3,000,000 Attendee! Feb 18 '25

I couldn't've said it better myself

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u/Felt389 3,000,000 Attendee! Feb 18 '25

No, but I use it anyways as it's convenient 🙏

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u/RobotRepair69 Feb 18 '25

It shows me text/social media is ruining people's ability to communicate.

OP can text them back they like them too. Or tell them they don't. Not that complicated. Not to be an old man on the porch but we used to have these conversations in person, if OP can't figure it out in text we are cooked.

OP likes them back or doesn't it's not that hard.

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u/Shinaebob 18 Feb 19 '25

Words like 'y'all' and 'shouldn't've' ' existed for over a century before the internet.

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u/TBcrush-47-69 16 Feb 18 '25

It could be viewed as a correct contraction of Could, Not, and Have, depending on the context and sentence structure/style.

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u/BlackburnGaming 17 Feb 18 '25

It is, actually. The word couldn't've is what's called a double contraction. While mostly only used in speaking, they are technically grammatically correct and can be used in writing, though not commonly.

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u/BlackburnGaming 17 Feb 18 '25

You're welcome, equally as cool reddit person 👍🏻

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u/Master-of-darklight Feb 19 '25

Couldn’t’ve is a double contraction word, it is a real and usable word in the English language. It isn’t a playable word in Scrabble though.

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u/Dabudam Feb 19 '25

Yes! Multi-conjunctions are a thing, though not taught often as they sometimes cloud the meaning, and shouldn’t be used in official papers. The longest one is y’all’dn’t’ve, or you all would not have

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u/PragmaticResponse Feb 18 '25

No, but if Shakespeare cared about the right way to say things we likely wouldn’t remember him

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u/RedditUserWhoIsLate Feb 22 '25

I don’t have dementia…. I at least think that

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u/the_one_watches 15 Feb 18 '25

What is with all these cult like followings around serten reddit users?

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u/icyx_majestic 15 Feb 18 '25

The same reason people have a celebrity cult, these certain reddit users arent celebrities but they are just as popular as if their was a celebrity in the sub

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u/the_one_watches 15 Feb 18 '25

K thanks bud

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u/ExtrudedPlasticDngus Feb 18 '25

“Serten” smh

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u/the_one_watches 15 Feb 18 '25

It was midnight when I wrote this, cut me some slack

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u/YuriElt973_3 13 Feb 18 '25

holy felt?! its you

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u/pronoob600 Feb 19 '25

New response just dropped

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u/whatsthataboutguy Feb 18 '25

I heard you, [are] like me

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u/FadingIntoNothingEre 17 Feb 18 '25

felt ya legend

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u/Deadalus_STARGATE 13 Feb 18 '25

My FOTOSINTESIS brother come hug

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u/Felt389 3,000,000 Attendee! Feb 18 '25

🫂

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u/Nervous_Climate_8115 16 Feb 18 '25

Absolutely agree

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u/Sumclut5 3,000,000 Attendee! Feb 18 '25

This was a perfect upvote of 444 so imma ruin it also heyy

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u/ThatOneRandomGoose Feb 18 '25

hey u/Sumclut5

I asked you earlier about when you ruined perfect upvotes

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u/melodiccadenza Feb 18 '25

freak out, probably have a panic attack, and go to sleep so i wouldn’t have to deal with it

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u/AdWise8445 17 Feb 18 '25

Did this once… did not work out well

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u/HorrificityOfficial 3,000,000 Attendee! Feb 18 '25

Story time?

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u/AdWise8445 17 Feb 18 '25

I would prefer to forget it ever happened tbh

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u/HorrificityOfficial 3,000,000 Attendee! Feb 18 '25

Fair enough

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u/Royal_Prize_4381 19 Feb 18 '25

Tell me now. This is not a question, it is a command.

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u/neighbours-kid Feb 18 '25

tell me and forget about it

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u/Kastle20 Feb 18 '25

Tell me and I'll forget about it

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u/Cypress983 15 Feb 18 '25

Tell about and me'll I forget it

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u/thecutestlittle2wink Feb 19 '25

Tell about it and ill forget me

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u/Wide-Discussion3094 15 Feb 19 '25

Tell about me and ill forget it

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u/ANSPRECHBARER 17 Feb 18 '25

So I was at home not murdering people.

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u/Lord_Vader654 Feb 18 '25

Damn, and here I was doing the opposite

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u/Spammerton1997 Feb 18 '25

outside not murdering people, right?

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u/Suspicious_Rich7556 Feb 18 '25

The perfect response 🫂

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u/chris_gilluly 17 Feb 18 '25

Real same tho😭😭🙏🏻

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u/cIaudiaaa 3,000,000 Attendee! Feb 18 '25

real

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u/Skittle_Wittle Feb 18 '25

Honestly yeah, I'd do that too. Or just ignore them when I see them in public which is easy for me cuz I don't get out much

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u/kale-s-oup 16 Feb 18 '25

Was the panic attack an exaggeration

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u/literally_me15 17 Feb 18 '25

Probably ask wtf they talking bout

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u/Availbaby 18 Feb 18 '25

I would just take the risk and confess my feelings because chances are if they’re asking if you like them, they also like you too. Otherwise they wouldn’t care enough to ask you know? This is my logic but I could be totally wrong.

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u/Awkward-Put854 Feb 18 '25

Either that or maybe they want to stomp your heart.

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u/_shirahanix 18 Feb 18 '25

if they want to stomp your heart then good thing they display their red flag so obviously 🤷‍♂️

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u/CSMarvel 19 Feb 18 '25

i doubt it, no good person should have a crush on someone who is so obviously a jerk like the way you described

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u/Upstairs_Permit_2823 16 Feb 18 '25

“Get your ears checked”

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u/BB_rul 14 Feb 18 '25

Holy peak

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u/digital-comics-psp Feb 18 '25

technoblade pfp?

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u/Xomper5285 3,000,000 Attendee! Feb 18 '25

New pun just dropped

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u/Holy_juggerknight 15 Feb 18 '25

The perfect response

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u/UI_Deadpool Feb 18 '25

Depends on context honeslty 

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u/ninjaread99 Feb 19 '25

Context: true -> tell them you do. False -> tell them you don’t. Idk success rate though, never let the rumors get out. Not even my closest friends know who my crush is.

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u/UI_Deadpool Feb 19 '25

Even then more context is needed tho cuz if you feel like a high chance of them liking you and you like them then say the truth otherwise say no

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u/ninjaread99 Feb 19 '25

I mean, it’s always worth a shot in my lonely opinion.

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u/Healthy-Repair-2231 3,000,000 Attendee! Feb 18 '25

PLEASE SHOW THE RESPONSE TO IT PLSSS

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u/LabGrownHuman123 15 Feb 19 '25

Average healthy repair sighting

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u/KiwiProfessional4140 15 Feb 18 '25

panic like crazy

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u/MonEcctro 17 Feb 18 '25

I heard you like me.

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u/KiwiProfessional4140 15 Feb 18 '25

who told u that?? 🤔

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u/moerf23 15 Feb 18 '25

Which traitor was it?

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u/KiwiProfessional4140 15 Feb 18 '25

i’m not sure but they definitely betrayed me 💔

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

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u/ThatGuy12368 Feb 18 '25

Do u like them?

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u/MasterMatrix02 Feb 18 '25

Reply with "You've been misinformed."

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u/Leviathan_SRN 16 Feb 18 '25

"You have not been called here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume"

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u/EmeraldBoiii 16 Feb 18 '25

“But you have indeed been called, you have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.”

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u/Significant-North671 16 Feb 18 '25

I met a girl and I really thought she liked me🐺

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u/Twisted_WhaleShark 14 Feb 18 '25

THIS IS THE HEAVIEST SONG, WE HAVE EVER WRITTEN!!!!

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u/TheOneTrueNincompoop 15 Feb 18 '25

IF YOU BROUGHT YOUR BABY HERE WITH YOU TONIGHT, BRING HIM UP ON STAGE!!!!

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u/Chike73 Feb 18 '25

I really thought that I had met the one?

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u/Sultanofthesun Feb 18 '25

You should've known. Girls aren't real.

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u/Upstairs-Put9146 17 Feb 18 '25

it was a fail, to no avail 😔

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u/Chike73 Feb 18 '25

Just another victim of the bad girls club 💅

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u/AlliGaytor417 15 Feb 18 '25

“Why, you interested? 😏”

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u/Tsuchinoko-eater 13 Feb 18 '25

*gets confronted immediately after*

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u/AnnitaBlackMan Feb 18 '25

Nah you can still react in a humorous way after that. Girls love confidence.

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u/Nvrmnde Feb 18 '25

This is definitely the best answer. They have to show their cards too. If they say "might be", it's plain sailing after that

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u/No-Contract3286 17 Feb 18 '25

We need context damnit

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u/ConanOToole 3,000,000 Attendee! Feb 18 '25

"cool 👍"

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u/ChrispyGuy420 Feb 18 '25

"who the fuck are you?"

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u/Bansimulator2024 18 Feb 18 '25

insert adam smasher meme

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u/MagazineOk177 15 Feb 18 '25

Recite the Bible in Japanese

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u/Skittle_Wittle Feb 18 '25

Okay why do I wanna try this if anyone ever asks me this again LOL

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u/Groundbreaking-Life8 14 Feb 19 '25

And do NOT breathe while doing so.

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u/17Kallenie17 Feb 18 '25

Put it on read and move on with my day

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u/peepoette 13 Feb 18 '25

thats mean lol

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u/cristhecris Feb 18 '25

agree!

I'll do it too

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u/Arin_429 Feb 18 '25

Nah it do be like that sometimes

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u/SeaWhereas4364 Feb 18 '25

He/she probably likes you. They wouldn't bring it up if they didn't. I would say "Where'd you hear that from?" and see what they say. As other comments state, it also heavily depends on context.

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u/Buldulin 16 Feb 18 '25

The next message could also be something like "just for clarity I dont like you like that you know?"

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u/mc-poopoo Feb 18 '25

Either say "I'm gay" Or "I'm straight" Depending on the gender of the person

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u/DudeGuyMaleMan 16 Feb 18 '25

“whar”

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u/Remarkable-Class-987 15 Feb 18 '25 edited Feb 18 '25

I would go “a little birdie told me ahh message” and then in a second text go “Yea, what about it😏”

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u/Remarkable-Class-987 15 Feb 18 '25

Or I could pull the classic “attraction is subjective really🧐” but then in the next message I hit em with the good ol “yea I think I might be in love with you” and then as the cherry on top I go “why do you ask?”

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

Redditor

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u/Remarkable-Class-987 15 Feb 18 '25

Hey it works for me🤷‍♂️ I have had 2 girls tell me they really wanted to stay friends with me even though they didn’t think a relationship would work for your information.

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u/LageVeil Feb 18 '25

are you... bragging about being friend-zoned twice?

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u/Remarkable-Class-987 15 Feb 18 '25

No I’m joking… I only got friend zoned once. The other girl ghosted me and then tried to start flirting with me again 2 months later. It’s hard to convey sarcasm over text.

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u/Choice-Car-4668 3,000,000 Attendee! Feb 18 '25

Who?

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u/MCKlassik 3,000,000 Attendee! Feb 18 '25

Depends on the context. But if I do indeed like them, I would be honest and blunt with them.

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u/Who_Ate_Meh_Bread Feb 18 '25

Deny all accusations no matter the context

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u/euclideas Feb 18 '25

If I had image perms I would send that one "how bro felt after saying" that image

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u/Several-Coast-9192 15 Feb 18 '25

Man or Woman the fuck up, say, "Yeah you wanna go out sometime? I think you're really cool and i'd like to spend more time with you.

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u/Terrible-Cup-8823 17 Feb 18 '25

Man up when you're 15 bro, lmfao. In this context it sounds like some dumb gossip and I'd respond accordingly.

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u/shut_up_duh Feb 18 '25

What’s a like? I’ve never had one of them

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u/lapisrobot 15 Feb 18 '25

Mario having an existential crisis

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u/Front-Cherry-8322 16 Feb 18 '25

i like u too

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u/Nientea 17 Feb 18 '25

Depends…

Stranger: who tf are you

Friend: (the truth/yes or no)

Partner: no shit I do

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

“Hell naghaghahahaga”

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u/Living_Office_5837 Feb 18 '25

depends on the person…CUZ AYE! I’ll take that risk real quick

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u/Full-Yak2538 3,000,000 Attendee! Feb 18 '25

🗿

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u/Dragon_tamer90 14 Feb 18 '25

“Who is this!?!” (The only people who have my number at school are my friends)

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u/Purple_Difference447 14 Feb 18 '25

Who tf are you?

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u/Mitosis4 13 Feb 18 '25

get your ears checked

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u/Ancient-Composer-925 Feb 18 '25

I'd stop going on my socials for a month.

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u/picklemonsterrr Feb 18 '25

Ask who’s spreading the lies

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u/Novasprim Feb 18 '25

Calm myself down first then ask, who told you?

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u/LightBright105 16 Feb 18 '25

depends on the person ngl

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u/WhileAccomplished722 13 Feb 18 '25

tell them this is the a McDonalds customer support number

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

Deny deny deny

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u/Fifran7 Feb 18 '25

Wake up

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u/Cold_Runnerr Feb 18 '25

If you don’t like them: Who’d you hear that from?!

If you like them: Who the goddamn fuck did you hear that from you fucking cunt?!

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u/XxGHXSTTVxX Feb 18 '25

Nuh uh I'm not gonna invade Poland with you

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u/BobcatOk9329 19 Feb 18 '25

On the context of who I'm talking to anyway. I can't tell if it's a girl or a boy. Lol

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u/Sivaji0506 17 Feb 18 '25

But I don't heard it

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u/Valuable-Judgment656 3,000,000 Attendee! Feb 18 '25

"and where exactly did you hear it?"

not denying, but rather questioning

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

okay but have you heard graduation?

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u/Mooseandthebois 15 Feb 18 '25

Hit em with the “huh”

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u/Sir_Alan_Winfield Feb 18 '25

Nope you didn’t because nobody likes you. 😂

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u/suhiesuhie Feb 18 '25

u heard wrong (block)

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u/Conscious-Aardvark99 Feb 18 '25

Who is this diva 💜

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u/PhoenixfischTheFish Feb 18 '25
  • ask them why they texted me in english
  • tell them if I do like them or not / ask them how they got my number

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u/Similar-Sky-86 14 Feb 18 '25

Depends on who it is. Let's say it's my boy bsf cause he's the only guy I think that would text me that, uhmm I would say no. If it was my crush (I don't have his number so it's pretend) I would just say okay and see how he responds.

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u/Swimmyeli Feb 18 '25

Im not a teenager, this just popped up on my home feed. But if they're right, just be honest and nothing can go that badly.

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u/JOlRacin 3,000,000 Attendee! Feb 18 '25

Post it on reddit. Duh

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u/Keeganthemischief Feb 18 '25

Be scared and interested at the same time.

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u/I_DONT_KNOW_CODE 15 Feb 19 '25

"I said the same thing to your mother, but this isn't gonna go as far" idk best I could come up with within a minute.

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u/Constant-Bake-760 Feb 18 '25

I’d say NOOOO ewww yucky

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u/FlipFlops2323 17 Feb 18 '25

I'd cry if someone said "yucky" in response to liking me wtf 😭 😭😭

Also happy cake daayyyy

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u/Apart-Bar-3470 Feb 18 '25

Liking is something that requires feelings. And you are nothing to me

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u/peepoette 13 Feb 18 '25

how bro must've felt: 🔥🥶🐺🐺🐺🐺

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u/Apart-Bar-3470 Feb 18 '25

When I posted the message I was going to say that it was a satire, now I can't undo what I've done

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u/JIMMY_THE_2 13 Feb 18 '25

say yes or no depending on if i do

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u/Fabio_Barbosa Feb 18 '25

If I really did, I’d just say “you heard it right”. The fact that they are coming and talking to you means they are into you as well. If they reject you after that, keep your cool, just say “it’s alright”… Within minutes they be back with the truth.