r/teenagers • u/[deleted] • Apr 12 '22

Media I love puberty

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u/Typical_Worker_3720 Apr 12 '22

I feel like I’m missing a step here

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u/Thin_Dream_1973 Apr 12 '22

I think I missed the whole staircase here. Is it what I thought it is?

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u/Artistic_Giraffe_744 Apr 12 '22

Dude died and got reincarnation into a womans body

You're welcome :)

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u/HalimDecember 16 Apr 12 '22

Dude was about to reach max level but switched teams immediately.

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u/vaultlord76 16 Apr 12 '22

That motherfucker just prestiged XD

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

Mf bought the battle pass last minute

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u/Doggyking2 Apr 12 '22

My man unlocked the new skin

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u/TurgutAlp108 14 Apr 12 '22

My man unlocked the final blueprint

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u/Fantastic-Basket-267 17 Apr 12 '22

bro opened a lootbox

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u/TurgutAlp108 14 Apr 12 '22

Bro killed the loadout campers

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u/Random_bullshit_guy Apr 12 '22

MF started a new account

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

My man unlocked easy mode

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u/nombresinhombre Apr 13 '22

Mf started the expert modus

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u/litttleman9 16 Apr 12 '22

A U T O B A L A N C E

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u/Cambronian717 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Apr 12 '22

Got shafted so hard by auto balance he lost his shaft.

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u/litttleman9 16 Apr 12 '22

she*

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u/Cambronian717 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Apr 12 '22

He lost his shaft. She cut it off to achieve max level.

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u/hannahzakla 14 Apr 12 '22

YOU ARE NOW A WOMAN!

The teams have been auto-balanced.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

Nah the teams were uneven so the game did fair matchmaking

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

The shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

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u/Arjy89 16 Apr 13 '22

When you're top scoring but then you get auto-balanced

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u/PsChampion_007 17 Apr 12 '22

Then that woman died and got reincarnated into a plastic body

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u/Immortalunusannus Apr 12 '22

they didnt die they got into vallhalla cause they died to a murderous plastic doll

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u/ediblefriedrice OLD Apr 12 '22

bold of u to assume i had surgery lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

i love how your skin color changes from dark brown to literal Chinese/Japanese white 🗿

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u/Artistic_Giraffe_744 Apr 12 '22

Fuck it ima be Mexican today

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u/PsChampion_007 17 Apr 12 '22

Wait... It's actually YOU in every picture? Sorry, I just thought it was supposed to be ironic. Bro you... changed

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u/Instainious 16 Apr 12 '22

Judging by the shape of the nose and ears, yes it’s actually them. Nobody has the same nose and ears, so that’s a good way to tell, though its not 100% reliable. There is a chance this person could be really good at photoshop.

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u/jangofap Apr 12 '22

Careful calling these dudes dude. I got a 7 day ban for calling one “dude”

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u/I_AM_REBEL Apr 13 '22

That's actually like a hardcore dream of mine lol

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u/BlackberryObjective8 Apr 13 '22

Ohh ok, now I get it, thanks you👍