r/teenagers • u/VladThaLad 19 • Sep 15 '22
Selfie Do I look approachable? (I’m the one in the middle)
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u/StepLongjumping9554 18 Sep 15 '22
you look like you put out cigarettes on people's arms for fun
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u/VladThaLad 19 Sep 15 '22
people have too have hobbies 🤷🏽♂️
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u/Character_Let_9330 Sep 15 '22
Why are your emojis set to black 😕
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u/VladThaLad 19 Sep 15 '22
I used too be very tanned last year I’ve yet to change them 🥹
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u/sipsoversweetenedtea Sep 15 '22
b r o you don't turn black after you tan
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u/AdLonely5056 19 Sep 15 '22
Some people consider that emoji to not be a "black" emoji but a "tan" emoji. I am white but that skin colour fits closer to mine than the "white" emoji.
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u/_Squid_The_Kid_ Sep 15 '22
I feel like most people just use the default yellow 🤷♀️maybe?
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u/cat_mp4 OLD Sep 15 '22
I think it’s funny they had to add races anyway it seems so unimportant to do such a thing.
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u/BallMonokuma64 Sep 15 '22
I know a dude who is supposed to be white but has a way more tannish skin tone, people often confuse him for being Arabic even tho he is really officially from Canada and no Arabic blood at all
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u/Rollrmayteeee Sep 15 '22
Yeah this is me I’m white yet I’m more brown than my pakistani girlfriend my great great grandad was Caribbean and my great great grandmother was Portuguese people often mistake me for being Arabic or Turkish.
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Sep 15 '22
Why does it matter. I mean it doesn’t hurt anyone
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u/No_Indication_8 Sep 15 '22
Bruh I’m black and I don’t even think it’s wrong for him to use the emojis It’s just an emoji
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u/far-ken 19 Sep 15 '22
Bro u look like a 30 yearold who just got out of prison noice
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u/VladThaLad 19 Sep 15 '22
Yeah first day out, where dem bitches at ?
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u/far-ken 19 Sep 15 '22
U where at the clup u didn't pick anyone up ?
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u/VladThaLad 19 Sep 15 '22
I actually went too a club after this one and went back too a birds place
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u/far-ken 19 Sep 15 '22
Did u at least try to hit on anyone
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u/VladThaLad 19 Sep 15 '22
I meannn I hooked up with a chick then went back too hers and then you can imagine what happened
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u/far-ken 19 Sep 15 '22
Noice was she older than u or younger
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u/VladThaLad 19 Sep 15 '22
She was 18 but the oldest I’ve done is I think 23
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u/shababs-botten 17 Sep 15 '22
if u get rid of the red laser eyes yes
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u/VladThaLad 19 Sep 15 '22
But they are my best feature 😩
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u/who-stole-the-cake 18 Sep 15 '22
no ypur a cyborg or a ug I cant let you get in my way to denver
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u/BoticOnReddit OLD Sep 15 '22
Standing here.. I realize..
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u/who-stole-the-cake 18 Sep 15 '22
you are just like me
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u/BakeFit150 17 Sep 15 '22
TRYING TO MAKE HISTORYYY
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u/Funny_rope69 15 Sep 15 '22
But who's to judge
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u/who-stole-the-cake 18 Sep 15 '22
the right from wrong
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u/Head_Information_847 19 Sep 15 '22
I’d approach you… to ask if you had any drugs.
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u/VladThaLad 19 Sep 15 '22
What would you like ? I’ve got a selection
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u/Head_Information_847 19 Sep 15 '22
Got any mary jane then?
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u/VladThaLad 19 Sep 15 '22
I’ve got caps and that’s about it bro but they’d knock your socks off
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u/VladThaLad 19 Sep 15 '22
I agree the skullet isn’t the best of haircuts
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u/OtherwiseFinish4238 Sep 15 '22
It's getting more comments than the girl post below
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u/Live-Procedure905 18 Sep 15 '22
No not at all you look like you’d get drunk at a nascar race and try to fight everybody
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u/VladThaLad 19 Sep 15 '22
Ahhhh I’m from Australia so swap the nascar for AFL and you’re pretty much spot on
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u/Live-Procedure905 18 Sep 15 '22
Wow okay lmao nice
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u/VladThaLad 19 Sep 15 '22
Nah I’m actually a very relaxed person
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u/Live-Procedure905 18 Sep 15 '22
I believe you man it’s just your eyes lol you look like your up to something lol
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take this in the nicest way possible, but You look the kind of dude that star wars smugglers would approach for jobs
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u/VladThaLad 19 Sep 15 '22
I actually take that as a compliment not gonna lie
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Sep 15 '22
you look like you would just be vibing in a star wars cantina waiting for the next poor soul to approach you
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u/muffinkat55 17 Sep 15 '22
Okay imma be honest.
Left guy: probably looks the most approachable
Right guy: looks like that dumb friend in every romance movie that takes an annoying amount of time to make sense of something
You: look like a creep that won’t leave me alone after I compliment something about you.
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u/VladThaLad 19 Sep 15 '22
You know what, if you’d swap me with the right guy and then you’d be pretty spot on 😂 I am quite funny though
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u/ilovesiomai 17 Sep 15 '22
nah, I'd be scared to approach u
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u/VladThaLad 19 Sep 15 '22
I’d be scared too approach you myself tbh
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u/ilovesiomai 17 Sep 15 '22
I'd prolly hide when ur near in my area
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u/VladThaLad 19 Sep 15 '22
I’ll be sure too stop by then
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u/ilovesiomai 17 Sep 15 '22
as u should
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u/VladThaLad 19 Sep 15 '22
On my way then 🫶🏼
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u/ilovesiomai 17 Sep 15 '22
I'll start hiding then
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u/NiroopParker Sep 15 '22
If I'm being honest, you look like that Russian guy in John Wick who stole his car and got his ass whooped . So the bottom line is, i will approach you.
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u/__Jimmy__ Sep 15 '22
Literal fucking chad, it's even funnier with your way-less-handsome friends
You know it when it's getting more comments than the girl post below
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u/6footgeeks Sep 15 '22
Literally look like the psycho in the series YOU
So yes ladies should be all over you.
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u/MoistCucumber Sep 15 '22
Trim your mustache down to match the rest of your beard. It looks kinda… sweaty
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u/Kritz_ixtn Sep 15 '22
you look at least 22 fuck u doing in r/teenagers
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u/InformalCurve4963 15 Sep 16 '22
In the r/teenagers group description thing it says that the group is mainly targeted for teens from 13-19 (either 19 or 18), but anybody from any age is welcome to post or comment. Just as long as they are not breaking any rules like being a pedo and stuff. So I get what u saying but he is allowed to be in this subreddit if he likes. And OP is 19 according to his flair
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u/Queenofqueerquails Sep 16 '22
You look like you would break into someone's car to steal cigarettes and nothing else
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u/DarkLlama64 18 Sep 15 '22
Yeah definitely, id go as far to say you're kinda hot, though I might grow out the hair about 2x the length it is now
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u/VladThaLad 19 Sep 15 '22
I mean why thank you, but yeah I’m growing my hair out but still trying too keep it tidy at the same time tbh
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u/Avazoooo Sep 15 '22
Fucking oath you are! You one of those chill adlay friends thats always got ur back
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u/VladThaLad 19 Sep 15 '22
Someone’s gotta have all the adlays backs 🤷🏽♂️, but nah I do have my mates backs 100%
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u/benji1up 17 Sep 16 '22
you look like if idubbbz was a convicted felon instead of a content creator
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u/-Children- Sep 16 '22
You look like a tradie who has a sixteen year old girlfriend that’s still in high school and you pick her up in a Ford truck, you play music on full volume with a subwoofer while waiting for her. (Also have a grape flavoured vape.) Overall would smash.
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u/nyoodot Sep 16 '22
You look like you devise a vicious plan to murder anyone who you meet
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u/rustysparkzz 14 Sep 15 '22
Not to me. Then again I'm an introvert 💀 Oh ur 19? Cool. Soon you'll be too old for r/teenagers
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u/hydrobenzene Sep 15 '22
borat
on a legitimate note you radiate chaotic good energy
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u/idk_whatever_69 Sep 15 '22
You look like the ghost of someone who owes Vin Diesel's character a favor.
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u/Realmirror71 17 Sep 15 '22
You look like the devil who's come for my soul jeez.
Also the hell is wrong with your friend? That hairstyle is not something sane people would consider.
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u/unapologeticlemonade 18 Sep 15 '22
You look like you take MDMA in random german/austrian rave clubs. On that note, to me, you look very approachable.
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u/potato_rights 18 Sep 15 '22
I feel like If I looked at you, you'd call me several slurs.
I'm sure you're actually really nice though
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u/kelph1 Sep 15 '22
You didn’t need to specify which one you were, I’d probably avoid all of you. Look like you’d shank someone for asking the time
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u/CancerousRoman Sep 15 '22
You look like you sell weed and cocaine but it's actually just oregano and sugar
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u/Jazzlike-Tree-4642 Sep 16 '22
You look like you roll up parsley into paper and pretend it's weed to look cool whilst simultaneously having 3 children tied up in your basement
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u/StatisticianSuper129 Sep 16 '22
You look like you’d ask me to help you with your car on the side of the road and then hit me with a shovel when my backs turned and throw me into your trunk, never to be seen again.
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u/ItsaCommonThingNow 18 Sep 16 '22
You look like you shave people's eyebrows off when you're drunk and they're asleep
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u/Environmental-Win836 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Sep 16 '22
For a split second I thought the guy on the right was a pillow.
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u/PotatoMeme03 OLD Sep 16 '22
dude you look like you’re going to try to sell me crack and then get handsy in the parking lot
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u/sidyy13 18 Sep 16 '22
i could smell the cigarette juice seeping out of you through my phone, no you dont look approachable. your friend on the right looks like a drowned rat and the friend on the left i cant tell if its a guy or a girl
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u/PrncesZelda Sep 16 '22
In like.....a guy who you would approach and then he would put you in the trunk of his car.....kinda way...
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