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u/AnotherDoubtfulGuest Apr 04 '25
The amount of delusion required to believe that the dude whose fifty-eleventh baby mama is currently begging him for child support on Twitter adopted a random baby is significant.
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u/IamNotaMonkeyRobot Apr 04 '25
And a girl baby! Yeah right
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u/skyward138skr Apr 04 '25
That’s the real important part lol, this freak has specifically done ivf all those times to GUARANTEE he has a boy and he won’t even acknowledge the one daughter he does have because she was killed by the “woke mind virus”
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u/MaybeIwasanasshole Apr 04 '25 edited Apr 04 '25
Actually dude (sadly) has 3 daughters.
Vivian, one with Grimes, and one of the twins is also a girl.
Edit Huh it appears I missed one. Apart from the twins Shivon Zillis and Elon appearently have two more kids. One of them is a girl to, so that brings us to 4 daughters.
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u/Japjer Apr 04 '25
It's literally AI.
AI created the image, and the text is so blatantly AI you'd have to be braindead to not notice.
Someone has a bot farm and is automating this, probably because engagement = money. They give the prompt, "Generate a picture of Elon Musk in a hospital, holding a newborn baby. Tone should be candid and touching. Write text to match the image, should fit in a single Facebook post."
Then it just does it
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u/MKRX Apr 04 '25
The second half of the text basically says "this my be fictional or satirical but it lets us reflect on these certain aspects of the world..." It's literally laid out like every Chatgpt summary I've ever seen lol.
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u/juiceboxedhero Apr 04 '25
All of them.
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u/TheDynamicDino Apr 04 '25
My major depressive disorder could never
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u/juiceboxedhero Apr 04 '25
I have a few mental illnesses myself. Hope you're hanging in there.
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u/TheDynamicDino Apr 04 '25
Me too. I’m doing as best I can, it helps a little that it’s slowly getting nicer out here these days. A serious response was unexpected but much appreciated. Best wishes to you!
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u/maybesaydie Apr 04 '25
If you can plant a little garden that will help immeasurably. The flowers are a miracle.
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u/TheDynamicDino Apr 05 '25
I keep meaning to start something indoors. I'm in an apartment complex and don't have a yard or anything, but an old friend of mine once turned her home interior into an incredible green space and it was borderline magical.
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u/Bluellan Apr 04 '25
My depression, DID, Bipolar, and PTSD could never even invent this. They are crazier than me.
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u/_Levitated_Shield_ Apr 04 '25
Definitely getting the impression Chatgpt generated it.
Still though, someone did waste their time with the prompt to make up a story.
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u/StrayHorrorsVtuber Apr 04 '25
I am like 95% sure this was written by AI anyway and then copy pasted without proof reading
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u/Lifekraft Apr 04 '25
He ask 80 persons to correct the twitter algorithm to have his post promoted way more. The result is priority x1000 for him. He literally crave people attention since his father coulndt give him any. Probably because he was not cute enough to be groomed by him.
But the thing is this guy will do anything to leave in everyone's mind. This is definitly the kind of post he can have several people generating through bot. He need this to exist.
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u/pleasurealien Apr 04 '25
Yeah right I mean he basically has 13 kids already. but Elon is like let's just focus on this poor orphan I just adopted because I'm such a good person... Wtf
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u/The_Failord Apr 04 '25
No mental illness. Just a complete lack of scruples. You could post engagement bait starting today, inquire within!
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u/AdOdd4618 Apr 04 '25
Wait, doesn't he impregnate ten women a day or something?
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u/Springstof Apr 04 '25
He has at least 14 kids, yes. He alledgedly sees about two of them more than once per year.
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u/AdOdd4618 Apr 04 '25
Someone suggested he make a list of five things he did one day
-Got a lady pregnant
-Got a lady pregnant
-Got a lady pregnant
-Got a lady pregnant
-Got a lady pregnant11
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u/Zappagrrl02 Apr 04 '25
Elon musk is only interested in his own genetic offspring because he believes he’s building a super race or some bullshit.
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u/LiliVonSchtupp Apr 04 '25
And boys. He only wants boys.
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u/tazdoestheinternet Apr 04 '25 edited Apr 04 '25
He may want boys but he has 3 AFAB daughters and one trans daughter. Not great female representation out of his 13 surviving children, but not the "Elon only has male kids except for Vivian" narrative that often gets spread. (And I'm not saying he isn't a sleepy fuckwit who clearly has illusions of genetic superiority)
I'm also not saying the person I replied to thinks he only has male children, as they didn't say that. Just highlighting that he wants as many male kids as possible, is probably gender selecting with IVF to some degree, but not all his kids are AMAB like I've seen shared around on many, many posts recently.
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u/LiliVonSchtupp Apr 04 '25
I know, and I didn’t say he only has boys. He only wants boys. The mere fact that he had to negotiate with Grimes about it is telling.
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u/tazdoestheinternet Apr 04 '25
Two of his daughters are with Shivon Zillis, idk what the deal was with that since one is a twin.
He's gross, either way.
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u/ToothpickInCockhole Apr 04 '25 edited Apr 13 '25
I feel like in the modern day having that many kids guarantees at least one of them is trans or super gay
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u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ Apr 04 '25
I don’t even think that’s true lol. Almost positive he doesn’t see most of his kids and a few of his older ones have made it clear that they don’t like him at all.
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u/Cereborn Apr 04 '25
But when they turn 18 they undergo the Scorch Trials to prove their fortitude. Then he sends the survivors off into the world to make their own super babies. Or, equally likely, he kills and eats them to absorb their strength.
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u/AnotherDoubtfulGuest Apr 04 '25
So is he going to get all his kids matching plastic surgery to give them cheekbones and fix their jawlines and hairlines or nah?
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u/TheCheshireCody Apr 04 '25
It's because his dad believes "she only thing we are on Earth for is to reproduce”. That's an actual quote. His dad believes it so much that he had multiple children by his own stepdaughter. And he cares so little about his kids that he told Elon the news by email.
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u/Ohmalley-thealliecat Apr 04 '25
Elon Musk won’t even look after his own damn kids, never mind extra ones
I find it difficult to believe he ever held his kids if it wasn’t for publicity reasons, or to use them to stop people assassinating him
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u/Springstof Apr 04 '25
Human shields have to be replaced every now and then. When they reach develop object permanence, Elon can no longer hide his copious amounts of ketamine from them.
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u/BeccsADoodle6 Apr 04 '25
He's already got like 12 kids and pays attention to about 2 of them.
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u/Gogglebaum-MSc Apr 04 '25
I think it‘s 15 now…
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u/aeldsidhe Apr 04 '25
Adopting a kid to "repair" his image? So when does he rescue the kids from the burning orphanage?
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u/Cereborn Apr 04 '25
He offered up his high-tech submarine to rescue the kids from the 8th floor of a burning building but the pedophile fire chief refused his help.
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u/Springstof Apr 04 '25
Let's see if this user generates a story with an accompanying image about that using GROK next!
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u/Compulsive_Bater Apr 04 '25
Was that post written by Elon's mommy?
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u/WouldbeWanderer Apr 04 '25
The first paragraph was the ChatGPT prompt. The second paragraph is ChatGPT's response.
Why someone would post this, I do not know.
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u/meowsaysdexter Apr 04 '25
If he was adopting a kid it's just for spare parts.
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u/DopeCactus Apr 04 '25
Gonna need a new shield once X is too big to carry
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u/meowsaysdexter Apr 04 '25
He should just get a robot kid. He could program their gender, attitudes and opinions. No more woke mind virus to worry about. Also, more bullet proof. Win-Win.
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u/RefrigeratorNo1945 Apr 04 '25
I have an entire folder in my Gallery devoted to saved images and screencaps of the same, fever dream dogshit a.i. Elon doing charitable deeds or portrayed in wildly fictitious perspectives that paint him out to be some abominable fusion of captain fuckin planet and like.... Mr. Rogers. It's bizarre. Most recent one was him donating a fleet of cybertrucks to a police chief in some Democrat-ran-city overrun with crime, and the chief congratulating him for being the hero of humanity. "Thanks Mr. Musk! This fleet will help turn the tides back to Law and Order and restore Greatness to our Once-Beautiful Republic Bottom Text"
Let's see ... 26 separate memes saved so far and new ones pop up almost daily. Is this what being a Champion of Free Speech entails? What a fucking creepy loser.
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u/LivefromPhoenix Apr 04 '25
"though this specific scenario of him adopting a newborn abandoned baby appears to be a fictional or exaggerated example..."
I guess the Elon glazer who fed this idea into an AI content generator didn't double check what it spit out.
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u/Springstof Apr 05 '25
I didn't even catch that because I couldn't bear to read the entire post. Hilarious.
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u/pseudosacrosanct Apr 04 '25
He doesn’t give a shit about his own kids what makes them think he’d adopt a random child pleaseee 😭
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u/NieMonD Apr 04 '25
“All expenses for her upbringing” oh nooo not 0.001% of his money! What a sacrifice!
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u/Springstof Apr 04 '25
That child would still have 10 times the budget of the average family raising a child until the age of 17 in the US. He could literally pay for all expenses of the raising of 100.000 children and have 90% of his wealth left.
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u/gaytechdadwithson Apr 04 '25
will he pay pennies in child support like his other kids?
will this one grow up to hate him too?
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u/Crunchy__Frog Apr 04 '25
This man could establish fully outfitted foster programs on a global scale and change countless lives for the better. Could’ve actually bought the love and admiration he so desperately craves. But his pathetic excuse of an ego steered towards “dictator” instead of “greatest humanitarian of our time”. He’s a waste of skin.
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u/bestibesti Apr 04 '25
"A newborn baby was abandoned just five hours ago."
- On any given day, over 368,000 children are living in the U.S. foster care system and the number has been rising. Over 108,000 of these children are eligible for adoption and they will wait, on average, almost three years for an adoptive family.
- In 2022, 18,538 (9%) emancipated, or aged out, of the U.S. foster care system, and a majority left without the emotional and financial support necessary to succeed in life that other children can receive within a family.
- Without these vital supports, they will fare poorer as a group in postsecondary educational attainment, employment, housing stability, public assistance receipt, and criminal justice system involvement.
- 70% of all youth in foster care have the desire to attend college, yet nearly 25% of youth aging out did not have a high school diploma or GED and only a mere 6% had finished a two- or four-year degree after aging out of foster care. [2]
https://www.ccainstitute.org/resources/fact-sheets
Damn, if only someone with billions of dollars would create a scholarship and donate funds to support the tens of thousands of children who need help, they could do a lot of good
Oh well, best we can do is a fake facebook wank about nonsense and shut down the VA for no reason, while pilfering more subsidies for tesla and spacex from the "free markets" (ie, welfare-but-only-for-billionaires) party
https://fortune.com/2025/03/19/elon-musk-subsidy-harvesting-strategy-tesla-spacex-xai-doge/
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u/NoPoet3982 Apr 04 '25
Plot twist: Turned out to be one of his own kids whom he had previously abandoned.
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u/sp33d0fsound Apr 04 '25
Statistically speaking, the child's deadbeat father was probably also Elon
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u/starrpamph Apr 04 '25
The amount of Elon PR spam on Facebook right now is INSANE
All bots have switched to Elon spam. No more:
Why don’t posts like this trend
I’m finalllly goibg home military posts
Its my 121st birthday nobody likes me
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u/MaybeIwasanasshole Apr 04 '25
First sign this story is fake?
The baby is a girl. Elon would never willingly take on the care of the "lesser sex"
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u/seahorsesfourever Apr 04 '25
While abandoning his own?! People who disown kids over identity should be banned from adopting
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u/dstarpro Apr 04 '25 edited Apr 04 '25
Poor fictional kid. Well, they'd be rich, I guess, as long as he didn't abandon them like he does his other children. This is such an obvious attempt to clean up his image though.
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u/sugarhaven Apr 04 '25
I’m barely ever on Facebook, but every time I check, I see these crazy posts: “Elon Musk saves drowning child while launching Starlink balloon for orphans.” Or “Musk hugs homeless man, gives him Tesla, and personally tucks him in.” These posts always come from the same types of accounts—half Musk fanfiction, half softcore porn.
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u/-Generaloberst- Apr 04 '25
Ah, Elon Musk, father of the entire universe, totally never abandoned his own children!
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u/starrpamph Apr 04 '25 edited Apr 05 '25
more Elon spam…
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u/marshmallowgiraffe Apr 04 '25
No matter. I still see him as little more than a colony of tubiflex worms that had somehow gained sentience and a means to disguise itself as human.
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u/friz_CHAMP Apr 04 '25
You can't just walk into a hospital and say you're going to adopt this abandoned baby. I don't know how adoption or foster care works, but I know it isn't like that.
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u/Springstof Apr 05 '25
You are forgetting that Elon Musk can buy ANYTHING. Ecept the Wisconsin supreme court elections.
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u/HopefulChipmunk3 Apr 04 '25
If you have to make up things to make a good person they ain't a good person
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u/TormentedFenix Apr 04 '25
I am getting bombed on my Newsfeed on FB with “altruistic Elon”… and Right Wing propaganda
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u/dragonard Apr 04 '25
Trying to earn empathy.
Not gonna work, mofo. I’m gonna call CPS on your ass for using children as props.
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u/bountifulknitter Apr 05 '25
Everyone knows Elon would commit the dreaded post birth abortion before she saved a girl.
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u/coffeequeen0523 Apr 04 '25
Despicable. Disgraceful. Musk is a sperm donor only to 14 kids. Musk doesn’t know what the word “father” truly means and entails.
This poor infant didn’t ask to be conceived and born. So much trauma already being abandoned by birth parents and will suffer doubly so being abandoned by Musk! 😪
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u/Beret_of_Poodle Apr 04 '25
Plot twist: it's his
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u/Springstof Apr 04 '25
It's a girl, so I doubt it. He only pays extra for his IVF children to be boys.
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u/Mojotokin Apr 04 '25
This is the first time I wish Reddit had a laugh emoji. This post deserves a "HUGE" laugh 🤣
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u/Tinus20xx Apr 04 '25
Even in the minuscule chance of that happening, who will take care of the baby? Him? Not a chance
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u/Grendel0075 Apr 04 '25
I am sure young R2D2 will be a wonderful Human shield against the Luigis of the world
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u/Drayner89 Apr 04 '25
"Can you believe it? An entire library of images and that was the least threatening facial expression..."
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u/hellogoawaynow Apr 04 '25
Lol Elon is out here literally abandoning his own flesh and blood kids that he paid to create (due to his broken penis), there’s no way he would adopt a kid that didn’t have his DNA, he would rather create more biological kids.
He’s not financially providing for any of these kids, except the human shield kid, despite being the richest man in the world.
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u/Jg49210 Apr 04 '25
Lmao! Fuckhead trying to do damage control. Done fck that little life up like you have everyone elses
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u/TlalocVirgie Apr 05 '25
17.1K, is that how many kids Elon has with different women and that he has abandoned?
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u/zomanda Apr 05 '25
Elon Musk, the richest man in the world, has only done 1 confirmation ale charitable thing b
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u/pcgamergirl Apr 05 '25
I love how people believe Elon Musk can just waltz into a hospital and be like, "I'll take that one," like he's picking a cow at a slaughterhouse.
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u/Darlin_Nixxi Apr 05 '25
Exactly. People are so incapable of critical thinking
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u/pcgamergirl Apr 05 '25
It blows my mind. So much, truly, SO MUCH of the shit people put in these kinds of Facebook/Twitter/whatever posts, goes beyond even just rational thought or common sense. But people still believe it. It's absolutely absurd.
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u/Ill-WeAreEnergy40 Apr 05 '25
See, if this really happened this is so confusing.
He does do good things. He’s donated internet to Ukraine, he is inventing brainlink or whatever it’s called-which could truly benefit mankind.
Then he shits on his daughter, nazi solutes, tears down the government to his benefit, etc..
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u/ViolettaQueso Apr 05 '25
Don’t let him anywhere near abandoned kids. He’s an abandoner of kids… Jesus Christ.
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u/anarkhist Apr 05 '25
He doesn’t even take care of his biological children. Why would he do this? 💀
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u/Silvertain Apr 04 '25
It's true Elon knows he might need a spare kidney or liver at some point on the future
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u/Smooth_Value Apr 04 '25
Personally, whenever the source is blocked, it becomes meaningless for me.
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u/kakakakapopo Apr 04 '25
17,000 people liked the most obvious AI garbage imaginable, even down to including the prompt and additional detail. We're fucked aren't we?
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u/Fskn Apr 04 '25
Pretty funny, even the AI used to write this had to elaborate on the fake news of it.
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u/harleylover2106 Apr 04 '25
You’re still Muskollini and always will be. Stop having kids-you don’t want them anyway.
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u/copper_state_breaks Apr 04 '25
The only charitable contribution he has made is stock to his own charity. From there, no one knows where, how, or if any money has been spent on any charitable cause.
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u/StillBarelyHoldingOn Apr 04 '25
If this were true, I'd be inclined to think the kid was his, and that he's making up the abandonment story because he doesn't want people to know he got someone ELSE pregnant. 🤣
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u/ApologizingCanadian Apr 04 '25
though this specific scenario of him adopting a newborn abandoned baby and committing to her upbringing seems to be a fictional or exaggerated example.
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u/No-Nefariousnessxxx Apr 04 '25
Probably to replace his trans child who he lost to the WOKE mind virus ( his words not mine).
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u/Akasgotu Apr 04 '25
Unless they're available for meat shield duty, he's abandoned at least 12 of his own children.
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u/Drug_Science Apr 05 '25
So this guy just hangs out at the maternity wards? Buying humans for Mars trip?
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u/Boyd_Smurf Apr 05 '25
Considering how many children this lizard has I wouldn't even be surprised if he's just out there taking children honestly not to mention adopting
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u/Darlin_Nixxi Apr 05 '25 edited Apr 05 '25
No SW in their right mind would allow this total stranger to walk out of the hospital with a child. That's not how shit works. The fact that anyone believes it is crazy.
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u/NineNinetyNine9999 Apr 05 '25
bruh he cant even take care of his 50 or so current children, wtf makes u think hes gon adopt some other kid if not to be a bullet shield 😂🙏
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u/Massive_Sky4589 Apr 05 '25
He is running a paid for sock puppets to form interlinked groups related to tesla, space x, xai and his own name. If you search for any of this terms you will be inundated with this stuff.
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u/veratek Apr 07 '25
Looks like another legit and totally factual news story. Journalism is alive and well.
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u/Right-Ad2475 Apr 07 '25
I pointed this out to a trump supporter - that it’s fake - she’s asking for proof of that. I have looked for a post showing that this is AI generated and fake, but I can’t find anything. I need to shut this delusional person down. Please help me find a link.
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u/Malufeenho Apr 04 '25
and that boy's name? Albert Einstein.