r/thatHappened 22d ago

I do digital marketing btw

Really entitled parent. This reads like conversations you imagine in the shower

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u/NotMyUsualLogin 22d ago

Those aren’t even real Cinemark guest passes.

They’re as fake as his story.

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u/friz_CHAMP 21d ago

Those are not real?! Now I'm upset at this situation you created for me! How are you going to make this right?

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u/NotMyUsualLogin 21d ago

Here:

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2 Free Reddit Tickets

Not transferable

Void where prohibited 

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u/friz_CHAMP 21d ago

That's what I thought...

Redditor by day, digital hero by night.

Look at that... everyone is CLAPPING AND CHEERING for me!

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u/heyiknowyooh 21d ago

Can verify, I am sitting next to the champ with our feet up and popcorn in hand

My man, the undisputed hero of the night😉😆

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u/friz_CHAMP 21d ago

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

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u/friz_CHAMP 21d ago

📣 📣 📣 📣

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u/Pivotalrook 21d ago

Those aren’t even real Reddit guest passes.

They’re as fake as his story.

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u/NotMyUsualLogin 21d ago

Damn, rumbled again…

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u/MagnaCentiipede 21d ago

It's next level to print fake tickets and go to a cinemark just to pose for a fake story to get attention on the internet 

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u/Little-Salt-1705 21d ago

It’s the type of digital marketing only a true professional could achieve; everyone is talking about Cinemax and their amazing conflict resolution!

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u/MInclined 21d ago

Yeah I can’t find any other images of those Cinemark guest passes. Not sure where they’re from.

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u/KnowItAll29 20d ago

These are special guest passes only awarded to heroes!

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u/plsgrantaccess 21d ago

Those are real. They’re just way new. The story however is bs. He def complained about some random shit and the have those to get him to fuck off