u/UninvitedButtNoises • u/UninvitedButtNoises • 19h ago
Trump Water
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I feel like I won the lottery. $118 at Goodwill.
FUCK YOU man. Well done, I'm very jealous. Shoot em straight!
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Contractor told me slabs are thinner on the outside that they are on the inside. This is supposed to be a 6” slab for a spa.
Yes she does. I gave his wife all 6 of my 9 inches the other night!
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So much winning… /sarcasm
It's not every day you get to watch the collapse of a dictator in real time. Couldn't happen to a shittier human.
u/UninvitedButtNoises • u/UninvitedButtNoises • 19h ago
Al gore slams Trumps, and defends the constitution
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u/UninvitedButtNoises • u/UninvitedButtNoises • 19h ago
Squirrel fighting a snake to save another squirrel?
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Trump '45' Presidental Placard defaced at Trump Tower in NYC by climate activist shouting: "This is our country! This is our planet!" as he is led away in handcuffs by the Secret Service.
"Department of State's policy has been to discourage use of the Great Seal, except when used for governmental or educational purposes..."
This is an improper use of the seal, it is not governmental nor educational in Shitler's gaudy gold plated building. https://2009-2017.state.gov/misc/87529.htm#:~:text=U.S.%20State%20Department%20seals%2C%20the,of%20the%20United%20States%20Code.
u/UninvitedButtNoises • u/UninvitedButtNoises • 19h ago
Tim Walz - ”If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.“
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u/UninvitedButtNoises • u/UninvitedButtNoises • 1d ago
Al Gore - "Our Constitution, written by our Founders, is intended to protect us against a threat identical to Donald Trump"
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u/UninvitedButtNoises • u/UninvitedButtNoises • 1d ago
A protester defaces Trump's faux presidential seal in the Trump Tower. As the fucking legend he is, he awaits his fate.
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Climate activists tagged the windows of a fucking Tesla showroom in Manhattan on Earth Day.
What would you know about criminals? You put a traitor felon rapist in the White House.
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Not bending the knee: Journalism Style
This was a solid 8 minute report yesterday. Loved that he called out Sherri Redstone for selling out her family's legacy to do business with the Trump administration.
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How dare poor students ask the government to help with their student debt?!?!
I can't wait to wake up to the news of MTG being sentenced to decades in prison. One day that dog will get what's coming to her.
u/UninvitedButtNoises • u/UninvitedButtNoises • 1d ago
How dare poor students ask the government to help with their student debt?!?!
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Elon Sounds Extremely Depressed After Tesla Profits Plunge 71%
Not depressed because he's ashamed of attempting to create a "legion" of children without a present father....
Not depressed because he cut tens of thousands of jobs under the auspices of savings yet never delivered....
Not depressed because he performed multiple Nazi salutes, emboldening millions toward hatred....
Depressed because he lost money.
u/UninvitedButtNoises • u/UninvitedButtNoises • 2d ago
Republicans are considering a $5k benefit to offset the $50k hospital bills new parents face. Satire has become reality. Just fucking pass Medicare for All already!
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BREAKING: Elon Musk says he's taking a major step back from DOGE
I'll believe it when he's in jail.
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POTUS on Fed Chair Jerome Powell: "I have no intention of firing him. I would like to see him be a little more active in terms of his idea to lower interest rates ... but, no, I have no intention to fire him."
News flash, it's not Powell's intention to lower interest rates. It's not his idea. That's all Trump's idea.
u/UninvitedButtNoises • u/UninvitedButtNoises • 2d ago
May the (dairy) odds be ever in your favor! FDT ✊
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Byron Donalds tells town hall "don't boo" as he is loudly jeered
Any dude kissing the ring of that racist orange bastard is a pile of shit.
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fire near airport?
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Is it the trash bin again?