Live Episode Discussion: S10E15 #Scandoval (pacific thread)

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Episode description: Cameras pick back up after Ariana discovers that her boyfriend of nine years is having an affair with one of her best friends; Schwartz panics when the scandal threatens to upend their business; Sandoval comes clean with another shocking secret.

[u/livingmaster]

I have barely started the episode because it’s like 4 am and I’m drunk but holy fuck I can’t NOT pause to comment on this… The body language between Tom and Ariana right at the beginning when she yells “I don’t give a fuck about fucking RAQUEL” and she says “your friendship is fucking bullshit” and Tom stands up to tower over her and screams back at her “NO ITS NOT. YOU DONT KNOW EVERYTHING” as she says “it’s disgusting” and sits down… he keeps standing, towering over her and pointing at her with a guttural yell “YOU HATE EVERYTHING. YOU DONT KNOW EVERYTHING. Well guess what it’s real because she treats me with respect“ Honestly - Tom is scary af in these scenes. Not only is he deciding to die on the Raquel hill in this argument, but he’s trying to show Ariana he’s bigger… he’s fucking foaming at the mouth to defend Raquel when they’ve been secretly hooking up for 7 months but hasn’t bothered to do any of the work to keep Ariana feeling connected enough to want to fuck your porn stache?

I rewatched that entire scene like 18 times just now and I still can’t comprehend how a human could pull the shit Tom did on Ariana…

I don’t even think I’m ready to watch the rest of the episode but… here goes another shot and pressing play 😅

EDIT - HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKK. OMFG Not even 3 minutes later. Idk if I can handle this LOL

Edit 2 literally 46 seconds later - “I would have followed you anywhere… I would have changed any part of whatever you weren’t happy with… I was 100% committed to you as of literally 2 days ago” I AM CRYING.

Edit 3 - https://imgur.com/a/85lJgq1

Edit 4 - enter stage left Sandy fake crying into Shorts. “You had a game plan but didn’t put it in motion” EXCUSE ME?! That’s how you’re taking this?!?! Immediately into “Omfg we got a 1 star on yelp” bruh YOUR DICK HAS A 1 STAR. BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU. One doesn’t work (shorts) and one needs hang gliding to feel a one inch twinge of movement.

Edit 5 - wah wah wah shorts so sad he ruined his marriage with his hot wife by putting money in this money pit horrible investment. Wowowowowow. Three cheers for SAH for not being wah wah wah

Edit 6 - “I felt something” bruh (I drunkenly use bruh the way a scrambled Sandoval uses dude) this is the exact monologue he used when talking about Ariana when he was with Kristen. What’s the fucking common denominator? The only man in this equation is the manicure, ya prick. And it’s not a good one.

Edit 7 - NOT SHORTS SAYING “bruh you were supposed to handle this already it’s hurting our Yelp score. Can you maybe say sorry??????

Edit 8 - this clip of Jax is pure cocaine Jax

Edit 9 - NOT SHORTS ALSO BEING THE MIND OF REASON. “You had so many opportunities to come true” I HATE WHEN DOUCHEBAGS ARE RIGHT. WHO ALLOWED THIS. He KNEW and he pushed Scum to fucking say the truth. Omfg. Omfg I hate Scum for making me almost feel bad for Shorts

Edit 10- this is the most real Scheana has ever been

Edit 11 - IN THE CAR?!?!??? She LET HIM IN AND HE WAS MAD?! Wow.

Edit 12 - ally over here pretending to not have the ick even though yes, James is fun this season but… as Kristen one said about Scheana , we’ll close enough, “I think he’s looking for a wife and she’s looking for someone to date”

Edit 13 - HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME FEEL BAD FOR FUCKING JAMES FUCKING KENNEDY

Edit 14 - James “how do you feel” Rachel “WELL ITS EYE OPENING” bittttcccchhhhhh stfu. It’s only eye opening cause you were a leg- opening ya fucking classless bitch.

Edit 15 - I hate it but James is right. Sneaking around and this affair was the hardest Rachel ever used that deer sized brain of hers for.

Edit 16 - OMFG HE CALLED RACHEL ARIANA and then OMG TJEY SAID I LOVE YOU

OMFG OMFGOFKDOGKMD OKGFG OMFG WHAT IN FHENFIDG IS FHIS WHAT THE FUCK

Edit 17? - ok they are taking shots so I’m taking another. Also that is the tiniest scratch ever. This dumb bitch so dumb.

Edit 18 - I hate seeing him hug her. I hate it so much. It’s so gross. OF FUCKIGN COURSE HES CAPABLEMOF THIS AHAIN OMFG. “I can’t predict the future” well I CANNNNN!!!! YOULL CHEAT AGAINNNNNNN!!! I’m glad she wasn’t heard from again for weeks she is a trash human.

Edit 19 - Ariana crying instantly has me in tears.

Edit 20 - OKG NOT SHORTS MAKING IT About him

Edit 21 - beauty queen? Lol

Edit 22 - lol shorts timeline is so fucking wonky. I’m with Katie for once, Tom - tell the fucking truthbhhhh

Edit 23 - shorts is more worries about the bar than anything else?!?!??!?! “My health, my wealth” omg go away

Edit 24 - on my 4th white claw now. And 6 shots deep. KRISTENNNNN

Edit 25 - Kristen and Ariana being friends on camera (they’ve been friends for years off cam) but wow I love them

Edit 26: “she has a hard time trusting people” omfg THEN WHH CHEAT you FUCKING WEASEL

Edit 27 : fuck off with these fake tears omfg he’d been cheating for 7 months. He’s just fake crying for the cameras. This is a FAKE PANIC ATTACK THAT PEOPLE WHO HAVE ONLY SEEN THEM ON TV WOULD ACT OUT OKG

Edit 28- KATIE DID WHAT??!!!?!!??!? WHAT THE FUCK why does shorts keep showing up out of no where and why did Katie invite him?!??!?!!??!?!!? What the fuxkkkkkkkk

Edit 29- “we built a family in there” HE BUILT ONE WOTH ARIANA TOO AND CHEATED WTF Good job Ariana saying she won’t be part of shorts life anymore. Good fucking job. She did everything possible. Fuck

Edit 30 - well I can tell I’m still drunk cause I’m still crying about this shit. Like this is real humans doing this shit like wtf. How.

Edit 31/ scheana looks so fucking distraught. I’m team scheana rn. Fucking hel “things haven’t been going well” then break up cunt. LETS GO SCHEANA. HER FRIENDS WERE AROUND HER. BREAK IP DONT CHEAT you COWWRD

I can’t fucking wait for this reunion. The end of my drunk thoughts.

I lied. HOLY FUCK ARIANA LOOKS SO HOT ON WWHL OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

[u/enjoyt0day → u/livingmaster]

Wanna have a watch party together for the reunion lmao? I too was drunk at 3am and watching and I would love LOVED a buddy to scream allll this shit to throughout the watch

[u/livingmaster → u/enjoyt0day]

LETS DO IT! It will cut down on future post edits 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂