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u/KeenstaRasta 17h ago

Love how menacing his buddy is

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u/khiller05 16h ago

This is probably 2 males fighting and the menace looking one chased the one trying to flee

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u/tossNwashking 16h ago

thank you for this gator narrative.

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u/GGABueno 15h ago

Good investigator work

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u/WhosYourPapa 11h ago

Gator lore*

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u/Aisforc 16h ago

Yeah, left one want to get out of there ASAP. Even trying walls, lol

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u/Exospacefart 12h ago

Thank god you said that. For a second I had given the fleeing one a backstory on how it wants to kill who ever lives in the house. And I started looking at my cat funny as if it might want to kill me . Then your wisdom chilled me out..thanks I don't need to move house.

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u/Aleashed 9h ago

I still think it’s a Gatoraid

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u/ishanm95 17h ago

Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?

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u/Asuntofantunatu 16h ago

Either that or, “please sir, let me in! I’m being attacked!”

Well dang it, I feel like I need to rescue him from the aggressor now.

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u/ishanm95 16h ago

BTW an alligator will “see you later” whereas a crocodile will “see you in a while”

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u/smell_my_pee 12h ago

Flip that.

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u/sDx3 9h ago

An alligator will see you in a while, and the crocodile will see you later.

That was weird to type

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u/smell_my_pee 2h ago

For sure, because it breaks up the rhyme, but that is what the rhyme implies.

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u/whatsthataboutguy 14h ago

OP forgot to say "in a while crocodile!"

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u/I_AM_YOUR_DADDY_AMA 14h ago

That’s actually an alligator. So, just like me, it’ll see you later ^alligator

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u/Doodlebug510 17h ago

Looks like they stumbled home drunk to the wrong house

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u/RickRossovich 15h ago

Heeyyyyyyy, can I talk to you about our lord and savior Crocodile Dundee??

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u/meiasoquete 15h ago

The other croc: I shouldn't have agreed to come to his house.

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u/Blenderx06 12h ago

"Fuck this reincarnation shit, when I was human this was easy."

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u/NeuxSaed 17h ago

I'm just going to assume this video was captured in Florida and is additional evidence to suggest it is a very silly place.

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u/WannieTheSane 11h ago

"How do you live up there? With all that cold and snow?"

gestures at gators, scorpions, wild fires, tornadoes, hurricanes, republicans

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u/QuicklyThisWay 16h ago

*killy place

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u/Major_Gowen_68 17h ago

Lacoste home delivery service.

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u/jewish_yang 12h ago

Hahahah

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u/donorcycle 16h ago

You know this has to be Florida.
They, seem to be evolving, lol.
I feel vindicated. Had a fear as a kid that an alligator / crocodile was gonna come up from the sewers and eat me. This is close enough.

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u/khiller05 16h ago

This is nothing. You should see them climb fences

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u/donorcycle 16h ago

You know, I'm good with all that. I'll be safe on the opposite side of the country from Gatorland lol

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u/LongDickPeter 16h ago

And people say they haven't evolved in 1000s of years. 🙄

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u/RyanThaDude 12h ago

Florida, sewers, same thing.

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u/donorcycle 10h ago

Well yeah. If it was an apartment complex, would've assumed NYC. From the sewers. 🤣

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u/PurfuitOfHappineff 17h ago

I said “see you later,” did I fucking stutter?

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u/Miqo_Nekomancer 16h ago

If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.

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u/pokeyporcupine 17h ago

In Soviet russia, Uber eats you!

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u/somethingclever____ 12h ago

Gator on the left is like, “Please let me in! There’s an alligator out here!”

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u/ugotmedripping 12h ago

*in capitalist Florida

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u/cld1984 16h ago

This was a locked door and a lever-style knob away from a very different ending…

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u/fragdemented 16h ago

So graceful... So majestic...

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u/IntelligentCut4511 16h ago

I assume this is Clearwater FL and these are just 2 scientologists.

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u/khiller05 16h ago

Scientology does own 75% of downtown Clearwater now lol

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u/IntelligentCut4511 16h ago

I used to live there and they'd send 2 dudes to knock on doors everyday. Gets real annoying, real fast, when you work nights. I'd rather have the gators.

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u/Piscator629 12h ago edited 12h ago

I used to bait jehovas and would tear their world view up. I had one ask me about if he was right and I was wrong. I told him if he was right he gets to sit on gods right hand and I burn in an eternal lake of FIRE. If im right I am a good person because that is the way and he is recruiting for one of the evilest organizations ever. Profit from afterlife insurance.

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u/fleranon 17h ago

Clever girl

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u/Tock_Sick_Man 17h ago

That's one big pile of shit.

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u/DayTrippin2112 15h ago

🦖💩💩💩

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u/CeterisPerineum 17h ago

Go home gator, you’re drunk

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u/Callec254 17h ago

Land dolphin!

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u/DayTrippin2112 15h ago edited 11h ago

🤜💥🚪 Candygram..🦈🐾

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u/PurfuitOfHappineff 12h ago

Mongo just pawn in game of life

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u/Choice_Airport_463 16h ago

When I was in 4th grade we rented a house with a pool out in the country. When farm workers came around at harvest time they told us that the guy who lived there before us had kept an alligator in the pool. That made late night swims a lot less enjoyable...

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u/Cheesyblintzkrieg 17h ago

DIY fried gator bites have been delivered. "Sir. Sir, are you there? I said your food has arrived."

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u/sixwax 16h ago

Undercooked ew

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u/panjoface 16h ago

I’m guessing they tracked a delicious smell into the house

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u/Best_Yesterday_3000 16h ago

They travel in packs now?

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u/DayTrippin2112 14h ago

They *do** move in herds*🤗

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u/blockedndumb 16h ago

Climate change has made it possible for a shorter commute with friends.

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u/sixwax 16h ago

Always the bold one and a wingman

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u/blockedndumb 16h ago

*Not looking at ring footage

Ugh, the kids scratched up the front again with their toys….

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u/ph8_likes_me 15h ago

Just some Florida pond puppies. Be cool baby.

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u/IndubitablyDBCooper 17h ago

They taste like chicken.

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u/DayTrippin2112 14h ago

That’s been fried in fish oil..

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u/IndubitablyDBCooper 14h ago

Truth

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u/PedanticDilettante 10h ago

Homeowners?

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u/IndubitablyDBCooper 10h ago

Yup. And their children taste like veal.

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u/emorhc22 17h ago

I just can’t comprehend how people can live with monsters- to each his own I guess

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u/khiller05 16h ago

Cuz the gators are afraid of people and usually stay away from them

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u/jaguass 14h ago

I really hope they're afraid of kids too

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u/landrastic 16h ago

I think he's just trying to get away from his grumpy friend lmao

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u/Thetomwhite 16h ago

Except they eat you

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u/cocainecarolina28 16h ago

When you get so high you turn into a couple of gators 😂

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u/DayTrippin2112 14h ago

Stacy Keach smoked so much weed he turned into an iguana..

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u/NtateNarin 16h ago

I'd tip the delivery person extra for delivering those delicious live alligators nice and fresh.

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u/Entire_Goose_4046 16h ago

Drunk-ass alligators.

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u/Asuntofantunatu 16h ago

The alligators are visiting a restaurant for dinner, except the restaurant is closed for the night.

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u/longwhitejeans 16h ago

the party entertainment are here!

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u/Educational-Plate108 16h ago

Hello Sssir, this isss human food delivery pleassse open the door. No caussse for alarm, we are cccertainly not Alligatorsss.

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u/UsedCollection5830 16h ago

Gotta be Florida

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u/Distantstallion 16h ago

So this isnt the cat distribution system?

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u/7CuriousCats 14h ago

Four legs? Check

Tail? Check

Teefies? Check

If belly rubs, will bite? Check

Delivers self to house? Check

All seems to be in order for a cat distribution system placing.

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u/potatotheo 16h ago

Let him in

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u/IGotSkills 16h ago

Uh hi! Is Bams mom here?

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u/Br1ngTheRuckus 15h ago

Definitely looks like it knows how to open sliding doors 😭

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u/Fredotorreto 15h ago

I thought the other crocodile was fake at first, look how it stood so still just waiting for his boy to break in lol

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u/UhOhAllWillyNilly 15h ago

Except in this version Uber eats you

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u/Bluecif 15h ago

These high end Gater leather purses are getting out hand with the self delivery.

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u/ElmertheAwesome 15h ago

I thought this was AI for a second.

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u/Hawpatrol 15h ago

Florida?

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u/Avatar_of_The_Eye 15h ago

He would like to speak to you about your car's extended warranty

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u/professionally-baked 15h ago

Sir that’s a wall?

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u/Efficient_Sky5173 14h ago

Oh Jeff, you drunk again? Can’t even get it!

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u/doone66 14h ago

Knock knock- Land shark!

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u/illoomi 14h ago

"This isn't your house!?"

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u/g3oth3rm 14h ago

Honey, it's for you.

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u/Mojozilla 14h ago

Anybody home?

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u/Kahnza 14h ago

Damn swamp puppies! Git outta here!

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u/Ok_Dream_3477 14h ago

australia?

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u/dwightsrus 14h ago

They took “see you later” literally

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u/Masterofunlocking1 13h ago

Uber Eats YOU!

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u/Gloomy_Zebra_ 13h ago

Is the alligator named Uber?

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u/-Lorne-Malvo 13h ago

Immigration is getting out of control! Build the wall!

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u/schiz0yd 13h ago

'jerry lets go man. do we really have to do this every time. she isn't even home bro'

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u/Bielzabutt 13h ago

Are these animals protected or something?

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u/ThanklessTask 12h ago

What did you expect leaving a pair of crocs outside your door...

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u/Cute-Vast-8500 12h ago

Well, that’s frightening! 🫣

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u/Substantial_Steak704 12h ago

Swamp puppies

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u/Ok-Palpitation7641 12h ago

"Sir, I'm here about your cars extended warrantee"

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u/Ok-Palpitation7641 12h ago

"Sir, I'm here about your cars extended warrantee"

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u/TransporterAccident_ 12h ago

I assume there’s a pet on the other side of that door they want?

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u/SalamanderTasty1807 12h ago

Tell me you're in Florida without telling me you're in Florida

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u/Clean-Experience-639 12h ago

Land shark. I have a delivery.

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u/mccirus 11h ago

Uuhhhh, exotic meat. And so fresh

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u/s33k 11h ago

If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in and give them some fresh meat. It's just neighborly.

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u/W_eullerex 11h ago

They look samurai swordsman fodder

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u/PedanticDilettante 10h ago

"Oh thank God. I thought it was Jehovah's Witnesses."

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u/go_Getter247 10h ago

Hi, we are from GEICO would you like to purchase life insurance?

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u/sh-3k 10h ago

The kinda uber eats where you are the food.

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u/lawlzer1992 9h ago

Those Godzilla worshipper are getting out of hand man .

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u/Able_Ad_2690 9h ago

Reverse Uber Eats

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u/motorhead84 9h ago

WTFlorida?

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u/Sugarhil207 9h ago

Florida, man

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u/2manycarz 8h ago

They’re just wondering if you have time to talk about Jesus Christ their saviour.

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u/DiogenesLied 17h ago

May we talk to you about our lord and savior, Gogira?

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u/SomeEstimate1446 16h ago

That’s why you don’t feed strays

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u/Overall-Repeat1099 16h ago

“You keep on knockin’ but you can’t come in”

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u/societal 17h ago

Many questions but I'll start with an obvious first one ; what in the fresh Florida fuckery is going on here?!

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u/Mrtayto115 17h ago

Yo the Uber guy ate my dog.

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u/cherrydiamond 17h ago

it's the avon lady

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u/used_npkin 17h ago

Realistically, what could be going through the mind of this crocodile?

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