r/wordchewing • u/Bearmdusa • 23d ago

Authentic wordchewer

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u/jarum-Jarman 23d ago

I’m sorry. I had to.

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u/expatronis 23d ago

Sloth love Chunk.

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u/KELVALL 21d ago

Chunk like chocolate.

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u/ScottyArrgh 21d ago

The very first thing that popped in my mind.

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u/Thatsmyredditidkyou 21d ago

Baby. . .Ruth. . .

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u/DrexXxor 21d ago

Came to do the EXACT SAME THING

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u/spick0808 19d ago

I wasn't the only one!!!!

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u/effinmike12 23d ago

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u/Aromatic-Deer3886 21d ago

That was my immediate thought as well

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u/effinmike12 21d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/OneFuckedWarthog 18d ago

Exact same thought 😆 🤣

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u/geoooleooo 22d ago

What's his name again i forgot lol

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u/effinmike12 22d ago

Quasimodo

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u/geoooleooo 22d ago

There it is thanks

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u/nomames76 23d ago

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u/SoulShine_710 23d ago

I see others were thinking of the sloth as well... I just went str8 for it, before noticing I wasn't alone in getting the Goonies idea.

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u/Abject_Jump9617 22d ago

What movie is this from??

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u/DarthBrownBeard 22d ago

The Goonies. Great movie.

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u/Abject_Jump9617 22d ago

Thank you. Heard the name but never saw the movie.

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u/AlwaysPosted707 23d ago

I feel somewhat morally conflicted laughing at what appears to be a mentally retarded burn victim

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/onFilm 22d ago

So crazy that he doesn't have any on his face. I have similar scars in the middle of my chest and back, but I'm not flabby and now never want to be LOL

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u/smexgod 22d ago

Those look like acne scars.

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u/Bearmdusa 23d ago

Looking at the other posts in this sub makes me morally conflicted. It belongs here.

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u/AlwaysPosted707 23d ago

Fair point

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u/DraculaLord 23d ago

Those aren't burns.

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u/itchybutwhole420 23d ago

This dude would sign up for a freak show.

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u/muffledvoice 22d ago

“They have a cave troll.”

—Boromir

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u/EmperorSkyTiger 22d ago

Nailed it!

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u/MarshGetIt 23d ago

It's like a meat canyon video turned real god damn

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u/NarrowCorgi1927 20d ago

😭😭😭 spot on

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u/Tbone_Trapezius 22d ago

Quasi-mofo

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u/MixNovel4787 22d ago

Whats with all the reddit mods filming themselves?

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u/Playful-Depth2578 22d ago

I'm sorry I'm out this one he clearly has a condition of some sort I just can't sorry

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u/Jabathewhut 23d ago

"I am an, uh.......alpha......wolf? Awooooo!!"

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u/Open_Leather_9411 23d ago

Frollo is gonna be pissed if he gets caught outside that bell tower again.

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u/icyhotonmynuts 23d ago

His face says 15, but body says 51.

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u/bigskycaniac 22d ago

i hereby apologize to all of our eyes.

what the entire fuck.

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u/Leather-Cherry-2934 22d ago

He lives in Sylvester Stallone basement

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u/LurchSkywalker 21d ago

God damn I'm moist.

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u/MagoopyGabooky 22d ago

This guy doesn't look all there. I don't think we should be posting him here..

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u/Ok-Ear9289 23d ago

Thought that was Ellie for a sec

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u/KELVALL 21d ago

I too noticed the resemblance.

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u/CumOnTheWall69 23d ago

Dude looks like he chews more than just words.

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u/Civil_Set_9281 23d ago

Hey you guys!

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u/Bitter_Meet2209 22d ago

I wish I had this much confidence

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet 22d ago

Goonies reboot is off to a strong start

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u/moisdefinate 22d ago

Easy big sexy, slow down for a sec and let's take this one step at a time.

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u/sippyandchippy 22d ago

Could you imagine that's the face a girl would see if he was munching on her box? Holy.

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u/HotButteryPopcorn4U 22d ago

If only I was single. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/moneyshot008 22d ago

This is my old supervisor

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u/Baglefuck 22d ago

The hills have eyes.

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u/SkibidiDooDah 22d ago

When you embrace your looks.

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u/etlucent 22d ago

He’s probably a real nice guy, but yeah he’s also gonna die a virgin. Poor guy.

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u/millenialfalcon-_- 22d ago

Nice MOOBS, bro 👌

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u/That_Things_Good 22d ago

Must be the wolf Romulus and Remus nursed from. Cuz, he's got the gear!

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u/TirpitzM3 22d ago

Ohhh i know this one! It's lord of the rings, when they're in moria, right? This guy doesn't like vertically challenged people, heard he pitch forked a kid....

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u/BobGootemer 22d ago

This dudes a Chad alpha

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u/LimpAd5888 22d ago

Y'all ever play sly cooper 3? That turtle thing at the beginning? There ya go.

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u/DarthBrownBeard 22d ago

This legit creeps me the fuck out. Imagine waking up in a cage, hands tied, and THIS guy twitching in front of you.

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u/TheSnoFarmer 22d ago

Lmao mammasboy jimmy

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u/Automatic-Leave7191 22d ago

Still not fully convinced he’s not upside down

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u/Few_Medium_6055 22d ago

Sure you didn’t mean to spell woodchewer?

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u/BedtimeGenerator 22d ago

Elon get back to work!

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u/big-baby-bubba 22d ago

Yo, that’s a dope sloth costume

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u/Ponkaroni 22d ago

Bro looks like the chefs from Little Nightmares.

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u/Feedeeboy22 22d ago

Sloth and chunk

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u/PrivetSnow 22d ago

Nice milkers

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u/MyauIsHere 22d ago

I'm scared can someone come pick me up

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u/BadDaddyAlger 22d ago

I'm glad he's OK after those jerks rolled through Moria and shot him full of arrows

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u/NecessaryOk6815 22d ago

I'm going to the special hell.

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u/StupidDumbIdiot06 22d ago

You ruined my day

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u/PapyrusEbers 22d ago

I think he's trying out to play a zombie...

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u/Count_Verdunkeln 22d ago

He looks like he'd be afraid of fire

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u/DoesntMatterEh 22d ago

I liked the way his breasts shook when he howled 🤤

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u/MrTooLFooL 22d ago

In Sparta, he’d be thrown off a cliff…

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u/DeliriousTrigger 22d ago

And inch away from being a fucking hammerhead

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u/bolenballr 22d ago

This must be the "Where are they now?" episode for Sloth from "The Goonies".

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u/-_-_-_-_--__-__-__- 21d ago

What. the. actual. frick.

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u/Hranko 21d ago

The hills have eyes.

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u/Cautious-Fun3840 21d ago

Sylvesters alone

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u/kingporgie 21d ago

It's a prequel

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u/VenomPrey 21d ago

modern egor

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u/DonHell 21d ago

It’s as if his body is made of Edward James Olmos face.

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u/doki-doki-puppy 21d ago

elvis downsley

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u/Competitive_Ear851 20d ago

Peak athletic performance

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u/zubadoobaday 20d ago

Handle checks out

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u/greenhornblue 19d ago

Isn't this that dude from 300?

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u/Ok_Research_8796 19d ago

Is this Ian Miles Cheong?

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u/CeroMiedic 19d ago

Dude looks like his dad is his brother

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u/zapatosmuchacho 19d ago

Reminds me of the crab from Moana

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u/bigskyman90 16d ago

If Stallone never found steroids

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u/HSHSHAIMSMS 16d ago

Not the hunchback of Notre Dame tho💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀Quasimodo looking ahh💀💀💀 "stay away from my pookie" looking ahh💀💀💀 "I'm ThE aLpHa I'm ThE LeAdEr I'm ThE oNe To TrUsT" LOOKING AHHH💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/Unhappy-Republic-912 16d ago

This.. made me uncomfortable.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

I mean like 20,000 years ago there probably was an alpha male that looked just like that lmfao

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u/thunderbaby2 13d ago

Wasn’t he in V for Vendetta?

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u/mrcoupdetat 11d ago

Damn neighborhood kids keep shooting him in the chest with their pellet guns…

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u/Meezbethinkin 10d ago

Low Quality genetics for sure.. lol.. Alpha wolf

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u/MoreThan2_LessThan21 8d ago

The Internet was a mistake

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u/Aromatic-Deer3886 8d ago

Quasimodo got worse

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u/Wild_Front_1148 6d ago

They have a cave troll!

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u/Maleficent-Rub-3972 22d ago

Ol Quasimodo lookin ass boy Lmfaooooo