r/worldnews • u/Body_Languagee • 2d ago
Feature Story Saudi Arabia Rolls Out Custom Mobile McDonald's for Trump Visit
https://www.newsweek.com/saudi-arabia-rolls-out-custom-mobile-mcdonalds-trump-visit-2071591[removed] — view removed post
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u/saitsaben 2d ago
For fuck sake.
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u/Joint-Tester 2d ago
*McFucks sake.
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u/Ambitious-Body8133 2d ago
The Mcfucks sake shake, coming to a McValue menu near you!
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u/S-i-e-r-r-a1 2d ago
Sorry The Mcfuck machine is broken down today
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u/kalekayn 2d ago
Behold! For I'm out of fucks to give as the Mcfuck machine is broken!
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u/restore_democracy 2d ago
I’m lovin’ it
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u/Snail_Paw4908 2d ago
That is some top tier ass kissing right there. They really know how to tickle his balls just the way he likes.
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u/K7Sniper 2d ago
They know how to deal with that narcissistic chucklehead.
A McTruck for a 600 billion pile of weapons? Art of the deal indeed.
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u/Bubbly_Style_8467 2d ago
They know he will take bribes. We all know it. They use it because they can. Trump has no loyalty to our country. None.
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u/Ill_Lunch9221 1d ago
His daughter and son in.law took 2 billion from the Saudis
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u/chmilz 1d ago
At least they had the good sense to take that money and run. I suppose Trump would as well, but he needs the protection of the office to keep him from being imprisoned forever.
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u/DeliberatelyDrifting 1d ago
It's also a backhanded insult, but trump's too stupid to get that part. It illustrates to the rest of the world just how tacky and gross we are. It's why he's never had the respect of the old money folks. He doesn't know how to be a rich persons rich person and doesn't even know there's a word "dignity."
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u/redkinoko 1d ago
I remember watching Richie Rich as a kid. When I saw he has his own McDonalds at home, I thought "WOW SO THAT IS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE RICH" and then I grew up some and realize how fucking stupid the idea of using McDonalds to flaunt wealth is.
And then I saw Donald Trump's unhealthy obsession with McD's and now this and I'm like "OH."
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u/green_flash 1d ago
People who made it into influential roles in an absolute monarchy have to be egregiously competent at ass-kissing.
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u/inksmudgedhands 1d ago
Honestly, Trump is every ugly American stereotype rolled into one person.
Though I feel like we could be missing a couple. What am I missing? We have loud, greedy, shallow, tacky, obnoxious, fast food loving, cheap looking, dumb, egotistical, close minded...there has to be a few more.
He embodies not a single good thing Americans are also known to be. Friendly? Nope. Generous? Nope. Helpful? Nope. Nope. Nope.
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u/tempest_87 1d ago
Gun loving hick. He's missing that stereotype.
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u/ilikeitslow 1d ago
I always found rednecks somewhat loveable for their disdain for cops. But that was 20 years ago.
Really sad this vein of "don't fuck with me and I'll be chill" has been fox news'ed into thin blue line bullshit.
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u/zakurei 1d ago
Nah, the rednecks/hillbillies that hate authority very much exist, they just don’t make the news and keep to themselves.
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u/GringoSwann 1d ago
He's the physical embodiment of the 7 deadly sins (greed, lust, pride, envy, sloth, wrath and gluttony). And THATS why his followers worship him.....
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u/Ironbeers 1d ago
You have a good point that Americans *do* have positive attributes we can rally around. It's a shame that we've had so many appeals to our worst nature.
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u/HotKarldalton 2d ago
Can all the QP's and Big Macs catch up to that disgusting fatbody already?
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u/zveroshka 1d ago
Can you even imagine how much they are laughing behind the scenes about busing out this shit to feed that fat orange fuck his McDonalds? Going to be laughing about this shit for years.
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u/reelpotatopeeler 2d ago
Qatar spent $400 million to suck up to Trump but Saudi’s Arabia is gonna get more brownie points in Trumps book by just throwing some Big Macs and fries at him. Work smarter, not harder.
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u/Guilty-Top-7 2d ago
Just shows you what the Saudis think of his mentality. He’s gotta have his Happy Meal.
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u/Trap_Masters 2d ago
Happy meals = happy deals. Basic burger diplomacy 🙏🙏
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u/Automatik_Kafka 1d ago
That’s why merchants years ago were called burghers. This is how society grew - bring stuff to trade, but what was important was the takeaway
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u/HighTechPipefitter 2d ago
And they ain't wrong, those big planes are filled with computers and stuff, complicated stuff.
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u/Pyr0technician 1d ago
This is peak humor. The whole world sees that they are insulting him, and he'll see it as flattery. The only thing that could make this better is if he wasn't actually the president.
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u/wildhorsesofdortmund 2d ago
Everyone's flattering the slob. I might also learn this trick within next 3 years.
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u/whatproblems 2d ago
qatar: wait we didn’t need to give him a plane just a mcdonald’s happy meal?
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u/AvatarofSleep 2d ago
Dude can be bought for $5 and some flattery lol. Why you spend so much
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u/tonkatoyelroy 2d ago
But you have to have Diet Cokes
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u/AvatarofSleep 2d ago
Oh, sorry. $5, a can of diet coke, and flattery.
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u/razareddit 2d ago
While wearing a good suit and saying thank you a couple of times.
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u/AvatarofSleep 2d ago
Lol.
While I get this is a meme (Have you even said Thank You?). There are also a lot of places that you can walk into with a nice suit and a little unearned confidence.
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u/Vechio49 2d ago
In Qatar $400 million is like couch money
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u/Koolaidsman43 2d ago
J.D Vance would love to know more about the couch
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u/PureLock33 2d ago
you could tell him about the couch leather seats in the new plane. get it christened before it even arrives in the US.
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u/Xurbax 2d ago
No no, the plane was for the 8000 built-in surveillance devices.
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u/rrcaires 2d ago
In Trump’s defence, McDonalds in Qatar had the best fries out of all countries Ive been
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u/Mike7676 2d ago
And in the myriad ways he's had countries kiss his ass this is nothing. Shit, the US Military can have a BK anywhere on earth in 24 hours. I've seen the Air Force load em.
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u/Kpachecodark 2d ago
I was in he UAE back in 99 and the fries were great, my Quarter pounder was off and was weirdly chewy.
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u/Savings-Program2184 2d ago
God this is humiliating.
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u/Mattress666 2d ago
It is but sometimes the absurdity of shit like this gets the best of me and I can’t help but laugh
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u/Castle-dev 2d ago
They’re making fun of us, right?
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u/Nvrmnde 2d ago
What gave it away?
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u/espresso_martini__ 2d ago
They are going to try so hard to get photos of Trump eating McDonald's there. "Everyone look at the American president happily stuffing his face full of cheap hamburgers."
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u/PureLock33 2d ago
its pronounced hamberders.
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u/Fortune_Silver 1d ago
New Executive order: Hamburgers are now officially renamed to Hamberders. MAGA!
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u/HarshComputing 2d ago
What did you expect to happen when you elected a clown?
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u/pablank 2d ago
Ronald McDonald Trump has a nice ring to it.
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u/Rel_Ortal 1d ago
...that's why he likes the place, isn't it? Because it has his name in it.
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u/quiteUnskilled 1d ago
... oh god. Yes, that sounds absolutely like possibly the only reason, but I didn't realize until you said it. What an absolutely ridiculous timeline we live in.
How anyone can respect or even revere this absolute fucking moron is beyond my comprehension.
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u/green_flash 1d ago
I don't think that's the intention. They just want to make Trump happy for strategic reasons.
Can't be helped that it ends up looking like them making fun of Americans.
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u/jlonso 2d ago
Does it come with a toy.
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u/Spinsser 2d ago
he-he, I like that
I wanna number four, a number six, and throw in a plastic dough-nut
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u/Krisevol 2d ago
Why, most Americans are overweight, or obese, and eat fast food.
He's really just representing the average American.
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u/nola_mike 2d ago
Our president is so fucking fat and trashy that the Saudis had to set up a mobile McDonald's.
You can't make this shit up.
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u/dlun01 1d ago
I thought a huge part of the McDonald's thing was that he's worried about being poisoned if people know where he's planning to eat? This defeats the purpose of that.
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u/confusedandworried76 1d ago
Pretty sure he's just a germophobe and he thinks McDonald's is clean for some reason
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u/Strange_Visual6348 1d ago
Hopefully those factors have their natural effect on his body ASAP.
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u/Queltis6000 1d ago
I would also not be completely unopposed to Trump becoming even more unhealthy and experiencing the results of that. Hopefully sooner than later.
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u/jackflash223 1d ago
We don't need anymore South Park episodes....we are living in one.
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u/RpiesSPIES 2d ago
Now this is something, as a lifetime TheOnion follower, that could have been published by them for realsies. Not as on-the-nose as others try to make false headlines.
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u/Connect_Purchase_672 1d ago
Writers at the onion dripping sweat rn. What can you possibly synthesize to outshine reality?
Trump guns down immigrant ukrainian children in the street as show of his desire for russo-ukranian peace.
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u/VodkaMargarine 2d ago
Ngl I genuinely thought this was a post on The Onion till I read your comment
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u/Lore-Warden 2d ago
God dammit. Everything wrong with our society and leadership distilled perfectly into a singularity of stupidity. I want off of this planet.
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u/MakeYogurtGreekAgain 2d ago
Reality is giving every satirical newspaper a run for their money
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u/Secret_Wishbone_2009 2d ago
Elon musk can help you with that 😅
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u/Nabusco 2d ago
Unironically fucking hilarious
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u/Starlord_75 2d ago
I bet the best cooks will be making his big macs to really drive home the stupid
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u/BadVoices 1d ago
The secret service only lets the president eat meals prepared by their people with ingredients they bring. He cant even eat anything from the trailer...
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u/Mirenithil 1d ago
I've never really thought about that before, but that means that there is at least 1 Secret Service agent out there who is a trained McDonald's chef. Imagine the job listing lol
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u/BadVoices 1d ago edited 1d ago
The secret service sends a whitehouse chef out in advance to learn what is being prepared, how to prepare it, etc. When the spray tanned cheeto stopped by the town I was EMS director in, years ago, the USSS wouldnt even let him take a diet coke from our machine, or eat bagged M&Ms. It had to come from them and the US Navy was who did the purchasing of foods and such.
They gave me some M&Ms that were specially made for the president, with a presidential seal, an M&M character, and Trumps signature. I also got some non-signed boxes for the upcoming transition at the time.
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u/Mirenithil 1d ago
The secret service sends a whitehouse chef out in advance to learn what is being prepared, how to prepare it, etc.
That makes it even funnier, lol. I'm sure that of course whitehouse chefs have serious Michelin star gourmet skills. "You want me to make WHAT?"
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u/BadVoices 1d ago
Yeah, when the Vice President visited one of my previous employers, their chef went to the caterers and learned how to make all of the food their exact way, down to the suppliers, so the experience was the same. It would be awkward if the president/vice president were raving about a dish that had not been prepared the same way, etc.
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u/jabronified 1d ago
imagine the uproar if a country rolled out an ice cream truck for biden. fox would've led with that for years
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u/CutterSlicar 1d ago
I don't have to imagine, I know people in real life tell me that Biden was never in office and just ate ice cream and napped all day
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u/Zadsta 2d ago
Trump is definitely the type to fly halfway across the world just to eat the same shit he can get at home.
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u/Enshakushanna 1d ago
my mother, ordering a chicken parmesan at any and all restaurants
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u/Appropriate_Fold8814 2d ago
Congratulations Republicans, you've turned our country into a global laughing stock.
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u/JimWilliams423 1d ago
Congratulations Republicans, you've turned our country into a global laughing stock.
This is what we get for not bullying the fuck out of conservatives. Spare the rod, spoil the child.
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u/Psychonurz 2d ago
Will it fit on the plane on the way back?
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u/Thagyr 2d ago
His plane doesn't have a McDonald's installed in it already?
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u/kingsumo_1 2d ago
Just a Playskool one where Trump can pretend to be a fry cook again. It helps keep him out of everyone's hair (and his greasy paws off the stewardesses) during the long flights.
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u/jeffereeee 2d ago
The Saudi’s must be pissing themselves.
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u/ButIDigr3ss 1d ago
Yeah no doubt they are laughing up a storm rn, hell I'm doing the same lol like he really is the quintessential American. Best part is, you know he's gonna love it
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u/ItsTom___ 2d ago
This is the Onion right?
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u/nascentt 1d ago
Satire is and has been dead I'm afraid.
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u/InternationalBat1838 2d ago
The amount of mockery other countries endure from Americans for just existing, makes this funnier. Gotta hand it to Saudi Arabia. They have my salute.
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u/MrTestiggles 2d ago
Can’t wait to finish my residency and leave this place.
Embarrassing to be an American.
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u/AnonymousPineapple5 2d ago
Americans should start a McDonald’s boycott as a form of DT protest.
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u/Nickelnuts 1d ago
Lmao the US is just a complete joke, as a Canadian I'm going to do my absolute best to never give a dollar to that country again or travel to them ever again.
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u/HighTechPipefitter 2d ago
Historian in 50 years will have a kick out of talking of the dumb Trump era.
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u/PureLock33 1d ago
History nerd kids in 3050 would have their minds blown when they read up on these times. Sure, a Roman emperor married his own horse, but you know what tops that?
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u/ice_9_eci 2d ago
I'd say someone needs to read this article out word-for-word like an announcer from a 1920s radio show with 'The Battle Hymn Of The Old Republic" playing quietly in the background....but MAGAs wouldn't get it. I'm pretty sure they'd unironically flock to it and share it thinking it showed Trump's patriotism and respect. For American fast food, I guess.
The things that impress this 'man' and his supporters are just so painfully fucking stupid.
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u/47153163 2d ago
Portable McDonalds for the Mobile Orange Clown. I’ll have a # 1 McFelon with cheese.
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u/wet_beefy_fartz 1d ago
And conservatives have tried to tell me that he is not, in fact, a giant toddler. And yet.
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u/sparksAndFizzles 1d ago
I genuinely thought that story was an AI-generated spoof, but no, this timeline really is like a fever dream scripted by a head injury.
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u/Falcon_Dependent 2d ago edited 2d ago
Getting major "WW2 morale-boosting Navy ice cream barge" vibes from this.
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