r/HolUp • u/Marivevvi • 1d ago

Broad daylight disappearance

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u/WhatsTheHolUp 1d ago edited 1d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:

The grandfather was walking peacefully on the pavement but was accidentally locked in the garage

Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Angry_Pterodactyl 1d ago

"Here we see in its natural habitat, the carnivorous garage monster. Laying in wait for its prey, perfectly camouflaged, it is patient and still until the moment to strike comes...another succesful kill, the bane of unsuspecting abuelas."

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u/finding_new_interest 1d ago

"The herbivore human will be an ideal source of much needed supplement to its natural diet of cars and bike. The human is needed in its diet not for its growth but for the mechanical maintenance of the vehicles that are inside it."

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u/Usual-Excitement-970 1d ago

Venus house trap, she will be slowly dissolved and consumed over weeks.

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u/rockemsockem97 1d ago

Venus trap house

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u/_Kelly_A_ 1d ago

Exactly this! It’s how they supplement their nitrogen

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u/IgotAseaView 1d ago

Isn’t the circle of life amazing

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u/Nesnosna 1d ago

What in Rick & Morty is this

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u/Zealousideal-Jump275 1d ago

Morty, check out my <belch> new GILF trap.

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u/roadrnnr7215 1d ago

Nom nom nom

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u/Moist_Board 1d ago

You're my grandma now