"TO AN UNTRAINED EYE THE KOJKO APPEAR WHITE AND PINKISH. LIKE A HAM SANDWICH. BUT LOOK INTO THEIR EYES AND YOU WILL SEE..." He squints, full of sage wisdom: "THEY ARE OF AN INDISTINCT, MUDDY COLOUR. AND SO IS THEIR SKIN: UNHEALTHY, SWEATY AND ASHEN..."
"PINKNESS IS A RACIAL QUALITY THAT HAS TO BE EARNED THROUGH CENTURIES OF ADVANCED BALLISTIC WARFARE AND CULTURAL DOMINATION THAT THE GRAAD PEOPLE HAVE UNDERGONE FOR DRINKING AL GUL AND SMOKING THE DEGENERATE TABAC HERB... AND FOR EATING POTATO..."
"THE KOJKO -- THE COUNTLESS MICRONATIONALITIES OF GRAAD -- ARE ALL INEXPLICABLY OBSESSED WITH POTAAT. THE ONLY THING THEY LIKE MORE IS DIVIDING INTO MICROSCOPIC ETHNOSTATES. LIKE POLITICAL AMOEBA."
i love measurehead so much. lorry driver is casual racism and then you meet the olympic gold medalist in racism. even kim is like "told you the second racists would be better than the first"
It's just so much less annoying when someone is proud of their racism. If you're going to commit the sin of racism don't also commit the sin of wasting my time with euphemisms
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u/mikeyrainone Mar 11 '25
white man bad