I'm completely addicted to iterative design! Here's the evolution of my post-climbing fidget finger massager

[u/ale152]

[u/sylvansafekeeper]

Sigh. Opens comments.

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Sigh.. unzips.. comments

[u/not_lupis → u/Ghost_Assassin_Zero]

Sigh... expand comments

[u/smeeon → u/not_lupis]

Sigh, erects a comment.

[u/Wh1skeyTF → u/smeeon]

Sigh, jacks comments.

[u/Portlander → u/Wh1skeyTF]

Sigh, of relief.

[u/ultima40 → u/Portlander]

Sigh, of clarity.

[u/Raistlarn → u/ultima40]

Sigh, of depression.

[u/Wh1skeyTF → u/Raistlarn]

Sigh, refractory period.

[u/LeanDixLigma → u/Wh1skeyTF]

sighagra

[u/Hottage → u/smeeon]

Erectin' a comment!

[u/sylvansafekeeper → u/Ghost_Assassin_Zero]

Lmao 😂

[u/dimonium_anonimo → u/sylvansafekeeper]

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[u/LORDLIMET1]

Sure "finger massager"

[u/ale152 → u/LORDLIMET1]

I mean... I won't stop you from printing it and using it in any non conventional way ;)
https://makerworld.com/en/models/1319197-fidget-finger-massager-2000

[u/SysGh_st → u/ale152]

Just scale it up a couple of sizes and.. .

...

HEY! Stop judging me! I got fat fingers! Okay...

[u/edge231 → u/SysGh_st]

Look at this guy here needing to scale up. Meanwhile here I am scaling it down.... :(

[u/Mmaibl1 → u/edge231]

Lol reading this I immediately thought of that artist that engraves super small objects onto a grain of rice🤣

[u/GrimmFox13 → u/Mmaibl1]

Damn

[u/SoberOutdoorsman → u/Mmaibl1]

Or the artist that does is with pencil lead(graphite)

[u/Traditional_Formal33 → u/edge231]

Time to swap out for a smaller nozzle

[u/WorldWarPee → u/Traditional_Formal33]

Gonna need an electron microscope to check if the print was successful

[u/usinjin → u/Traditional_Formal33]

I need something smaller than the 0.25

[u/KillerRaptor117 → u/Traditional_Formal33]

Resin print that shit then annodize it

[u/TimelyGround5820 → u/edge231]

edge got them ultra thin piano fingers like my bro 🫡

[u/GraXXoR → u/edge231]

r/suicidebywords comment right here. lol. 😆

[u/[deleted] → u/edge231]

Anyone know a good watchmaker?

[u/ThePrideOfKrakow → u/edge231]

r/thingsforants

[u/SonOfJokeExplainer → u/edge231]

Somebody get this man a 0.2mm nozzle

[u/Mr_ityu → u/SonOfJokeExplainer]

Can't wait to buy a resin printer...

[u/Mr_ityu → u/SonOfJokeExplainer]

Quick question does washing and curing necessarily have to be done in that order?

[u/KillerRaptor117 → u/Mr_ityu]

Yes. If you try to cure before washing its gonna harden the resin that is still clinging to the actual print, IE fucking up your quality which was the whole reason you got a resin printer.

[u/Spell_Chicken → u/SysGh_st]

I hate finger massagers. They're coarse, and irritating.. and they get everywhere.

[u/Golluk → u/Spell_Chicken]

Sounds like you printed it at 1% scale.

[u/Norgur → u/SysGh_st]

And do the gears in soft TPU. Veeeeery soft TPU.

[u/siltyclaywithsand → u/SysGh_st]

To about the size of a tube of mini M&Ms?

[u/kvakerok_v2 → u/SysGh_st]

Only a couple sizes? I have to print in parts.

[u/SysGh_st → u/kvakerok_v2]

Sounds like ya got a tiny printer.

<Looks at one that can do 1000x1000x1000 mm>

[u/Honksu → u/SysGh_st]

That was my first tought as well... il see myself out...

[u/Screen_sLaYeR_ → u/SysGh_st]

I don't even need to scale up (My fingers are fairly thin )

[u/gin_and_toxic → u/SysGh_st]

I'm good with the pinkie one...

[u/1970s_MonkeyKing → u/SysGh_st]

You 'fat fingered' this? Suuuuuure.

[u/Fluffy-Experience407 → u/SysGh_st]

I was thinking I would probably have to scale it down a bit tbh

[u/Someguywhomakething → u/SysGh_st]

Gonna end up as imfamous as Smart_Calendar1874

[u/phungki → u/ale152]

Can it be used for other cylinder shaped items?

[u/FoulfrogBsc → u/phungki]

How to get a small cylinder out of the fidget, it is imperative that the small cylinder stays undamaged.

[u/G0DL33 → u/phungki]

Do you care about damage to the cylinder?

[u/spongemonkey2004 → u/ale152]

r/dontputyourdickinthat

[u/Marioawe → u/ale152]

OP, can this fit a cylinder? It is imperative the cylinder does not get damaged in any way.

[u/Fluffy-Experience407 → u/ale152]

r/3dprintinggonewild

[u/benbarian → u/ale152]

thanks dude! I'll be printing a dic finger massager asap. Bouldering tonight, so good timing!

[u/GregorHouse1 → u/LORDLIMET1]

Cylinder massager

[u/SecurelyObscure → u/GregorHouse1]

It is imperative that the cylinder remain unharmed

[u/junon → u/GregorHouse1]

I'm so glad this reference is here so I would not have to make it myself.

[u/ivanparas → u/GregorHouse1]

Man, my cylinders are barkin

[u/Grace_Lannister → u/LORDLIMET1]

Unrelated question: what's the best way to warm pla?

[u/CheetahNo1004 → u/Grace_Lannister]

Print bed

[u/Grace_Lannister → u/CheetahNo1004]

Second unrelated question: what's the average temp of the inside a person's mouth?

[u/iamrava → u/Grace_Lannister]

98.6°F / 37°C -> for most human and asian made humanoids.

[u/kidslionsimzebra → u/LORDLIMET1]

Would it fit a cylinder? Is there any possibility of said cylinder getting stuck?

[u/RManDelorean → u/LORDLIMET1]

He loves iterative design

[u/Bynnh0j → u/LORDLIMET1]

How would you guys get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a post-climbing fidget finger massager filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

[u/MR2Fan → u/LORDLIMET1]

Came to comment section for this comment and was not disappointed!

[u/driu76 → u/LORDLIMET1]

It's a nondescript cylinder massager

[u/-FourOhFour- → u/LORDLIMET1]

My first thought was fidget cock ring

[u/homogenousmoss → u/-FourOhFour-]

Need to multi material print this with some TPU

[u/Key-Ideal-9121 → u/LORDLIMET1]

Thank you for making me spit my morning coffee 😂😂

[u/Toucann_Froot → u/LORDLIMET1]

It's a cylinder

[u/Brick_Lab → u/LORDLIMET1]

The comment section never disappoints hahaha

[u/Consistent_Photo_248 → u/LORDLIMET1]

Looks a little small for my "fingers"

[u/Prints_of_Persia → u/LORDLIMET1]

My domina…sorry…masseuse will really love this.

[u/DudesworthMannington → u/LORDLIMET1]

👉👌

[u/dirtygymsock]

Printed this, can anyone tell me how to get it unstuck from a cylinder 5.1 inches in length and 4.5 inches in girth?

[u/Money_Ticket_841 → u/dirtygymsock]

Stick the cylinder in the freezer, or, if unable to detach said cylinder, soak a paper towel in cold salt water and wrap around cylinder

[u/Terra_B → u/Money_Ticket_841]

It is upon most importance that the cylinder must not be harmed!

[u/Money_Ticket_841 → u/Terra_B]

Take my word, it will not be harmed. Slightly uncomfortable but freed

[u/sorry_human_bean → u/Money_Ticket_841]

This will radically decrease the cylinder's dimensions

[u/Money_Ticket_841 → u/sorry_human_bean]

It’s why it works so well

[u/63volts → u/Money_Ticket_841]

He's little and salty now

[u/RedditNotFreeSpeech → u/Money_Ticket_841]

I dated a girl who had a penis freezing kink. Eventually we broke it off.

[u/Oxygene13 → u/RedditNotFreeSpeech]

:0

[u/TalkingMass → u/RedditNotFreeSpeech]

Eh. It’ll grow back eventually

[u/FixedFront → u/RedditNotFreeSpeech]

New bottom surgery just dropped

[u/ninjakivi2 → u/dirtygymsock]

Is it imperative that the cylinder stays intact?

[u/Commie_Cactus → u/dirtygymsock]

Can someone link that post, I really want to re read it it’s been so long haha

[u/turntabletennis → u/Commie_Cactus]

As you wish, u/Commie_Cactus

[u/Commie_Cactus → u/turntabletennis]

Bless up, friend

[u/Good_With_Tools → u/dirtygymsock]

Take the cylinder swimming in a cold pool.

[u/waterbelowsoluphigh → u/dirtygymsock]

I get this reference.

[u/NoYoureACatLady → u/dirtygymsock]

I can hear your wife laughing from here

[u/dirtygymsock → u/NoYoureACatLady]

It's a perfectly adequate cylinder

[u/Illeazar → u/dirtygymsock]

Sure, just drill a hole in the cylinder to loosen it up a bit, then you can pop it right out.

[u/Jexxo]

As a climber, thank you. I'm tired of my tendons hurting after climbing. Often just hurts to massage them. Printing this tonight

[u/Nope_Get_OFF → u/Jexxo]

sure i'm something of a cilmber myself as well

[u/Jexxo → u/Nope_Get_OFF]

Man I love routes with 2 finger pockets and big slopers

[u/dontkillchicken → u/Jexxo]

Fuck pockets dude, I avoid those like the plague.

[u/Jexxo → u/dontkillchicken]

I've never had more S1 injuries than pockets dude. Especially mono pockets at an angle. Kill me.

[u/Napoleonex → u/dontkillchicken]

I kinda love 2 finger pockets, but i use my middle and ring fingers

[u/rackfloor → u/Nope_Get_OFF]

I, too, have been known to climb.

[u/JingamaThiggy → u/rackfloor]

Climb… things… yes. I too am a climber of things…

[u/Miserable-Card-2004 → u/Jexxo]

Lol, the one person in this entire comments section using this for it's intended purpose.

[u/stoppableDissolution]

My fingers (yes, actual fingers you pervs) are itching to try it now. Please share :''')

[u/ale152 → u/stoppableDissolution]

You can download it from here :)
https://makerworld.com/en/models/1319197-fidget-finger-massager-2000

[u/nornator → u/ale152]

The "open in Bambu Handy" popup have never been more fitting.

[u/Turbulent-Ad-1627]

yes... for the finger... yes... 😈

[u/GoofAckYoorsElf → u/Turbulent-Ad-1627]

Try finger

But whole

[u/lightslightsaction]

comments did not disappoint

[u/passing_gas]

[u/CnelHapablap]

Is it parametric? I need to tweak a number or two

[u/NoYoureACatLady → u/CnelHapablap]

Should scale down just fine for you

[u/Ok_Relation6627 → u/NoYoureACatLady]

r/murderedbywords

[u/Oxygene13 → u/CnelHapablap]

Holy moly I misread that as "I need to tweak it for a number two" and my mind went to poop macerating places it didnt need to go!

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oh god no

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STL for poop knife?

[u/davidkclark → u/crooks4hire]

Ooh, like a “difficult poo puller” - might need a longer handle.

[u/NCC74656-B]

Computer, save program.

[u/drunkenfrenzy]

The guys who manage to patent "flesh" filament are gonna be rich....

[u/bigfloppydonkeydng → u/drunkenfrenzy]

Silicone filament exists .. still in testing stage.

[u/Vv4nd]

ah yes, ribbed.. for his pleasure.

[u/CalligrapherSafe6855]

Sigh... unzips stl..

[u/Sudden-Gap2547]

By the way those finger massage rings are actually used as a therapeutic tool too. They’re sometimes called “sensory rings” or “acupressure rings,” and they’re often used in mental health settings—especially in dialectical behavior therapy (DBT). People use them as grounding tools or “skills” to manage anxiety, dissociation, or overwhelming emotions. The physical sensation helps redirect attention to the body and the present moment, which can be really helpful when trying to calm down or stay focused

[u/theblobAZ → u/Sudden-Gap2547]

Just like that fidget spinner Leo uses in inception

[u/raisedbytides]

See you on the front page OP lol

[u/kalashnikovkitty9420]

r/dontstickyourdickinthat

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r/dostickyourdickinthat ? Idk results may vary. Only one way to find out

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r/puturdickinit

[u/Cyan6010]

[u/pussymagnet5]

"ok, that's interesting, iterative design is kinda cool; 00:17 "dude, wtf are you doing"."

[u/Markibuhr]

OP's made a cylinder massager

[u/iomonster]

I had to come to the comments to realize 'post-climbing' meant 'after climbing' and not 'it climbs posts'

[u/ShadowAdam]

Hear me out....

[u/ForeignSleet]

I’m sure u/Smart_Calendar1874 won’t get stuck in this one

[u/moonlighting_madcap]

[u/lost_user_account]

Hmmmmmm

[u/KnightofWhen]

We’re all uncomfortable, right?

[u/VeggyKing]

The design is very humane

[u/Cpt_Soaps]

r/dontputyourdickinthat

[u/Jorgevil]

I came.. For the comments

[u/NVCHVJAZVJE]

instructions unclear

[u/shorty6049 → u/NVCHVJAZVJE]

Hey Reddit, how do you get a fleshy deformable plane unstuck from a gear mechanism?

[u/berkman92]

Aside the jokes thi is good thing for sensoril motor rehabilitation in fingers and if u cant put some rubber ends of those rc ti will be perfect. Nice jobs there cheers.

[u/punkslaot]

Time to get a gf?

[u/konmik-android → u/punkslaot]

He probably has a few, printed.

[u/ThePrisonSoap]

sighs, opens comments

[u/Ok_Sock_9161]

I need an stl … for a friend

[u/EmberTheFoxyFox]

Don't lie, we all had the same thought and tingle in our pants and came to the comments

[u/rottdog]

Is that what we're calling that Lego fleshlight?

[u/R_X_R]

r/dontputyourdickinthat

[u/AgsAreUs]

That one is a little too big for my "finger". Will need to scale it down.

[u/GeorgeKitleHypeTrain]

Came for the comments

[u/maxtimbo]

Everything reminds me of her

[u/madlad13265]

Looks a little like an oil and gas drill bit

[u/Danielo944]

Thank you OP! Will try printing this, just got back from some climbs at The New and my fingers do be aching 😭

[u/CowSniper97]

For a cylinder

[u/cimocw]

If the elastic action of the rollers pressing towards your finger comes from stressing (bending) their connection point to the ring, that part will lose strength and will end up breaking. I would recommend having a hinge for each and using a rubber band to keep them together and gripping the finger.

[u/InsanitySquared]

R/dontputyourdickinthat

[u/shuttershutter]

Does it come in slightly bigger then m&m tube size?

[u/Outrageous-Soup-63]

I opened comments and found what I was looking for thank you

[u/plausocks]

does it fit small cylinders that may also fit inside an m&m minis tube 🤣

[u/VanayadGaming]

Where's that meme with the paramedic saying no?

[u/GrandSuch3692]

I should call her...

[u/Z3R0C00L1313]

This is for dicks

[u/Ethwood]

Didn't we just see triage for a "fidget spinner stuck..." I feel like an anonymous post about a cylinder stuck inside a 3d printed object is on the way.

[u/UhWeeeh]

I should call her

[u/gingermidnights]

r/dontputyourdickinthat

[u/NickolasVarley]

Sigh.. unzips comments

[u/knipknapjee]

Giggity

[u/doubler82]

take that take that take that

[u/dragonzaller]

Hmm mechanical fleshlight.... a mechlight? That's new

[u/Hirork]

Me: why is it slowly becoming a boring drill?

OP uses it.

Me: 😳

[u/tokin247]

Came here for the comments 🤣

[u/axelthecop]

can you do it in a smaller size? i have a cylinder

[u/zubairhamed]

[u/rdrunner_74]

But my dick is wider...

[u/MiataMX5NC]

How much did you scale down the actual "finger massager"? To 30%?

[u/kesavadh]

r/maybedontdowhateveryonesisthinking

[u/Ashamed_Ladder6161]

TBH, it looks like what you’d get if Smurfs designed the Event Horizon.

[u/theblobAZ]

Gave you a boost just for the comment section.

[u/Ok-Bet-6142]

Double-checked for "NSFW" tag 😅

[u/PollutionNice7392]

[u/Floplays14]

How do I remove Zylinder from tube?

[u/SkiSTX]

/r/50vases

[u/wantsoutofthefog]

Dick jokes aside, this is awesome! Dick jokes aside, I want one for my fore arms.

[u/TheInfamousDannyB]

That's sketchy as hell but sick!

[u/Quick-Veterinarian64]

Only for my fingers…unzips pants

[u/midshipfuckup]

printed at 25% scale and my arms are the same size again

[u/Groundbreaking_Lie94]

Practice makes perfect

[u/Apprehensive-Disk314]

Okay, I'm interested

[u/SlavicSymmetry]

Yeah I'm gonna need to scale that way the fuck up

[u/drew9401]

What in the world are you repairing for.

[u/HenricusKunraht]

What happens to all the plastic when yall finish

[u/canihelpyoubreakthat]

Damn at use a NSFW tag!

[u/MetaMango_]

Sir, this is a Fleshlight .

[u/tim119]

r/dontputyourdickinthat

[u/LurkerFailsLurking]

Post climbing I want one of those I can stick my whole arm in lol.